Midnight Sunburn

This week Jenna & Kat learn which superpower is the horniest and how to almost murder someone. But don't worry, Lanny's like totally fine. Edward and his lemonade cap are still sad and horny.

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This week Jenna & Kat mourn the state of the world and Kat's inability to say names. We finally learn the true meaning of the pomegranate and vow to make a candy corn dildo. Don't worry, they're unrelated. We are all sad and horny.

This weeks after credits song credit to the talented Dan C Holloway. dancholloway.com

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This week Jenna & Kat support our boy Edward as he uproots a tree when Mike Newton touches Bella's hair. That's Edward's job, damn it. Stephenie asks 'what if vampires also played football' and never shows us. Edward is still sad and horny.

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This week Jenna & Kat are recording from Forks WA! Jenna nearly breaks her ankle twerking next to Bella's truck and a lovely time was had by all, except the locals. Edward is still sad and horny and not inside any of the Volvos we broke into.

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This week Jenna & Kat….hey, how are you? My hands are starting to hurt from typing all these out and it's a little lonely. I've got this lemonade cap I keep smelling but it's just not the same. Do you think we could play Quiplash on Zoom later this week?

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This week Jenna & Kat and Edward talk a lot of shit about Mike Newton. I mean he totally deserves it though, always trying to unlock her secrets and all. Edward is still sad and horny but now he occasionally rocks with laughter.

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This week Jenna & Kat are drunk. They reach out to Red Robin and Big Gravel for sponsorships to no avail. Frankly I don't remember this episode too much, but it's a good one, trust me. Edward is still sad and horny.

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This week Jenna & Kat invent the best selling Kink Wall (™) for keeping track of all your Horny Sad Boy's various kinky interests. Patent Pending. Also, if vampires do drugs are they just like that now?

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This week Jenna & Kat discuss this hot, wet, pulsing chapter. At least that's what my notes say. We take a brief I, Tonya break in Alaska and are then back to Forks where Edward is still sad, but horny. Like a horny kinda sad.

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This week Jenna & Kat figure out if Midnight Sun is hot, or just tall. Spoiler alert - it's horny! Edward is sad.

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