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This is a very special episode included 250 Reasons Why America Rules for the 250th Birthday of America. No why America is better or superior, just cool. It's spreading positivity into the ether. Why? Because that is good and we must remain positive in our mission to collect a piece of space trash.

The list is in no particular order. Let me know which ones I missed.

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Breakdown:

00:00 - Why 250 Reasons America Rules?

03:00 - Reasons 1-8

09:29 - Reasons 9-16

16:15 - Reason 17-24

22:22 - Reasons 25-49

31:52 - Reasons 50-99

48:03 - Reasons 100-149

59:30 - Reasons 150-199

1:03:42 - Reasons 200-250

This is a tribute to the one and only Oliver Tree. It’s Good to Be Silly.

We talk about how I found out the news, my questionable tribute haircut, and begin what may become the greatest recurring segment in podcast history—the Bob Ross Chia Pet Cam.

Then it's off to New York City where we talk comedy, strange encounters, Fear City Comedy Club, and a comic with the tallest mohawk I've ever seen. Some weird world news and expanding the mission.

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Breakdown

00:00 Intro – Oliver Tree Tribute

03:32 Finding Out the News

06:04 Oliver Tree Tribute Haircut

07:36 Bob Ross Chia Pet Begins

12:22 New York City

14:04 NYC Blind Guy Story

19:14 Fear City Comedy Club

20:52 Fear City Mohawk Riff

21:05 NYC Comedy Recommendations

24:03 WEIRD WORLD NEWS

24:21 Europeans Discover Ranch

26:41 Bob Ross Cam Update

27:14 European Seagull Competition

29:30 58 Turtles Taped to Woman's Thighs

31:26 Woman Drives onto Seattle Light Rail Tracks

32:14 New Listener from Israel

34:04 I Think I Want a Lawn

35:20 Reading Comments from the Viral Reno Clip

40:08 Outro

Mike runs into Hugh Jackman in NYC and completely fumbles an opportunity to capture the moment for virality. Virality that could have gotten us all one step closer to space trash collection. This is a preview of the full Patreon ep which can be found at https://tinyurl.com/22ogu8p2or https://www.patreon.com/c/MikeheathEnjoy it. Revel in it. Together we will clean up our orbital junkyard.👉 Follow Mike on socials: Instagram:⁠ https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/⁠ TikTok:⁠ https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedy⁠Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mikeheathcomedy

Are you in a Season of Egg? This episode of MHOGP may help you answer that question but at the very least it will get Mike closer to collecting a piece of space trash, which is what this is all about. Mike recaps his comedy weekend in Medford, Oregon, getting the space trash force European base built up and some other funny efforts toward space trash collection.

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Breakdown

00:00 Welcome Back!

01:13 Business Cards & Stickers

03:04 Medford Comedy Weekend Recap

06:47 Medford Hates Portland

07:33 Hecklers

08:17 The Pool Room

09:19 Headlining 

10:25 The Wizard Jar

11:00 Best Set I've Ever Had?

12:34 World's Saddest Continental Breakfast

14:13 "I Don't (expletive) With Contractions"

15:42 High Schoolers

17:24 Happy Celiac Awareness Month

18:55 Are You in a Season of Eggs?

20:17 Hair Plugs, Airports & San Diego

22:24 Reading Encouraging Comments

25:59 The Big Kick

26:29 Family Style IPA

27:26 Final Mission Update

Mike is gearing up for the Portugal Plan, launching Rat Tail Summer, and trying to determine whether orbital data centers are the future of humanity or just future space trash. This episode is full of Reno hotel disasters, an ethical question about Mother’s Day, guerrilla marketing experiments, and upcoming comedy shows in Oregon, Seattle, and beyond. The mission continues: collect one piece of space trash by any means necessary.

Join the Space Trash Force. Together, we will clean up our orbital junkyard.

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Breakdown

00:00 Grand Opening

01:08 The Portugal Plan

07:16 Space News

13:31 Rat Tail Summer Update

15:08 Reno

20:40 Guerrilla Marketing in Medford

27:44 Mother’s Day

30:32 Buying Adult Diapers

24:19 Thai Food in Reno

25:35 Dog the Bounty Hunter Sighting

33:38 Upcoming Shows

Welcome to the Summer of the Rattail! In this ep, Mike welcomes a new listener from South Korea (with some genuinely wild fun facts), and workshops a Portuguese version of the Orbital Garbage Project poster using a new “everyman” character. He breaks down a new grassroots marketing idea involving little libraries, debuts a completely legitimate Star Bros ad, and questions why the U.S. Space Force has $3.2B for missiles but not $2M for space trash. Plus: live comedy clips from a broken chair moment, an unhinged open mic interruption, and a chaotic book-themed set—before wrapping with upcoming shows.

Join the Space Trash Force. Together, we will clean up our orbital junkyard.

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Rattails -https://tinyurl.com/27emd98a

0:00 – Summer of the Rattail

7:26 – New Listener Country

10:22 – South Korea Fun Facts

21:31 – The Portuguese Poster

24:22 – Little Libraries

27:02 – Star Bros Ad

28:54 – Space News

32:46 – The Broken Chair

33:57 – Emerald City Open Mic Moment

36:41 – The Book Show

38:07 – Upcoming Shows

Patreon Preview for the ears of the Inner Circle Only!

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Together we will clean up our orbital junkyard!

Mike talks through a new idea to wear a space suit every episode, breaks down adding listeners in 2 new countries, tries to speak Spanish, Top 10 Celebs in South Africa, and heads to Idea Station with plans to track down the only person ever hit by space junk. He also talks comedy updates from Battle of the Ages and a chaotic open mic, plus some life tidbits that spiral into getting hit with a Four Loko in Seattle and paranoia about smart TVs. Finally, Mike previews a Europe trip and upcoming shows while continuing the mission to collect one piece of space trash.

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BREAKDOWN:

00:00 – Space Suit Idea 🚀

07:11 – International Growth 🌍

08:10 – Uruguay

11:10 – Top 10 Celebrities 🇿🇦

20:00 – IDEA STATION

31:14 – Comedy Updates

36:35 – Tidbits, Europe Trip & Upcoming Shows

Mike went to Kansas City and Topeka to tell jokes at the Beacon Theatre and Clint’s Comedy Club. He talks about performing for an older crowd, a heckler moment, and exciting new developments!

Mike also gets into travel stories, forgetting to hang up guerrilla marketing posters (twice), a weird neighborhood manifesto about how to walk around, and some KC food stops. The podcast is growing internationally (9 new countries) and gives a quick update on Artemis II. Shows in Seattle this weekend at the Rabbit Box.

Seattle Set Up Tickets: https://setupcomedy.com/seattle

Join the Space Trash Force. Together, we will clean up our orbital junkyard.

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Breakdown:

00:00 Opening Tidbits

01:05 Kansas trip

06:29 Clints Comedy Club

09:27 Forgot posters + KC listener

10:24 Neighborhood manifesto

14:18 Travel, hot tub, KC food

16:18 Topeka show + crowd moments

21:05 Flight delay back to Seattle

22:10 Seattle shows with Franceso de Carlo

24:24 Podcast growth into 9 new countries

29:01 Space News: Artemis II update

30:19 Encouraging Comments + outro