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What does butter have to do with collecting a piece of space trash? Everything. In this buttery edition of Mike Heath’s Orbital Garbage Project, we churn through 9,000 years of dairy history — from accidental Mesopotamian butter-making, to Napoleon III’s desperate search for a cheaper alternative, to the birth of margarine and the iconic “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter!” ad campaigns.

Along the way, we connect it all back to the mission: bringing real butter into orbit for the first time ever while collecting a piece of space trash. Plus, a shout-out to our new listener in Australia, calls for NFL player recruits to join the Space Trash Force, and an outrageous space-cleaning robot fish idea.

💬 Drop your butter conspiracies below. And yes, we are seriously taking butter to space.

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Breakdown:

00:00 - Opening Tidbits

00:42 – Today's Topic

01:30 – origins of the slab

02:23 – nomadic herders

03:49 – egyptians

04:12 – Indian Butter

04:44 – Roman Greek Butter skin care

05:25 – fall and rise of butter

08:21 – americans want real butter

09:31 – butter in space

10:40 – i cant believe its not space butter

11:08 – fabio butter spokesman

12:19 – a force of good

12:56 – going global

13:08 – land down under

14:58 – aussie potential

15:28 – an apology

15:58 – nothing more exciting

17:54 – encouraging comments

23:55 – space news

24:49 – space eagle

25:47 – 117 days left

Week 14 of the mission to bring space junk home. NASA joins Netflix. Mike bombs in a winery. Can we get to Good Morning America before Thanksgiving? Only 134 days left. LET'S GOOOO.

🎯 In This Episode:

• Global takeover begins (hi Russia 👋)

• Building the 14 Space Colonies

• Comedy chaos in Walla Walla

• NASA's Netflix deal = our shot?

• Viral dance plan in progress

• Shoutouts to our weirdest usernames yet

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Breakdown:

0:00 - Opening Tidbits

1:11 - what people are saying

2:11 - Flipping things around

3:25 - Going Global

3:55 - Summer Goal- all 50

4:28 - TikTokers Check In

7:01 - 14 Space Colonies

7:57 - Poster Updates

9:29 - Rehashing Master Plan

11:08 - Drum Roll Please

11:47 - NFL Players

12:16 - Walla Walla, WA

14:54 - Colleen goes to space

15:39 - Space News

18:00 - Nasa Neflix Collab

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These are the chronicles of one man’s journey hitchhiking from LA to Seattle over the course of 40 days, 40 nights. Our tale that starts a life coach’s conference to being homeless in LA to back on his grandma’s couch.

This will one day likely be a full length feature film on the silver screen or at least a book. You get to hear this from the horse's mouth (the horse is Rob Conroy) before anyone else. You are welcome. Not only do you get early access to this amazing journey and human story but your viewership and listernship helps us in our mission of collecting a piece of space trash. See you in low earth orbit!

Together we will clean up our orbital junkyard.

P.s. this is only the first 30 minutes; the full episode can be found on our patreon for FREE. Check it out and help us get some space junk.

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Episode 13 of MHOGP

Breakdown:

0:00 - Opening Tidbits and Rob's Joke

1:13 - colleen goes to space

2:44 - rob doesnt know what space trash is

5:07 - rob believes in mhogp

6:35 - starting in la

11:25 - the first miracle

16:22 - homeless in la

18:54 - fillippino family

27:29 - stuck in the simulation

30:39 - no family time

31:14 - still not hitchhiking

32:40 - train to the coast

33:30 - jeep guy crashes out

What if the future of space cleanup started with a flyer and a stapler? In this episode, Mike launches a guerrilla marketing campaign to kickstart the cosmic cleanup — no rockets, just raw ambition and a stapler. We’re talking lamp posts, laundromats, and a dream to plaster all 50 states with the message. Plus: a new sponsor (Sneeze Eyes?), space bowling ambitions, and a race where every piece of trash gets us 5 seconds closer to victory.

Together we will clean up our orbital junkyard.

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Our foes are many. They seek to thwart our project of collecting a piece of space trash. While they may be winning the battle this week, they will not win the war. We find ourselves in the Great Dip of Discouragement but the road toward orbital garbage cleanup lies ahead of us. That road is headed toward our first major milestone this Thanksgiving Week. Plan C is finalized. We discuss that here. As well as updates on the book and the Race for Space Trash 5k.

Together we will clean up our orbital junkyard.

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Breakdown:

0:00 - Opening Tidbits

0:54 - The Dip

1:52 - Plan C

2:29 - Writing the Book

5:24 - Bowling for Space Trash

11:59 - Space News

14:31 - Mike’s Haircut

16:14 - Lenny’s Barbershop

17:08 - Race for Space Trash Update

19:46 - Motivational Comments

A clip of the secret Patreon ep from this week all the way from Command Center. Only for the ears of the Inner Circle.

Is it possible to run 2017 km in one day? Not really for one man but with the power of a community it could be done. We are assembling 649 human beings in Seattle, WA for the World’s First Ever 5k for Space Trash. 

We discuss and the many other wonderful advancements in our mission to collect a piece of space trash in this week’s episode.

Together we will clean up our orbital junkyard.

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Breakdown:

0:00 - Opening Tidbits: Running to Low Earth Orbit by Foot

1:45 - Race for Space Trash

6:03 - Calling Parks N Rec

11:18 - Slug Bug

12:51 - Race Sponsors

15:51 - Growing like a flower

19:08 - Summer Goals

20:50 - Starbros Coffee

21:57 - Chuck calls in

26:03 - YouTube MONIES!!!

28:50 - Pocket Money

30:24 - Plan C!!!

31:33- High hopes for june

33:13 - Trash Water

35:20 - Motivational Comments

This is just a preview of what the inner circle of the Space Trash Force gets access to at the MHOGP Patreon

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See you there!

James Donald Forbes McCann shares his advice on collecting a piece of space trash. (Disclaimer: James was not a guest on the pod but he really did share advice about our project on his own podcast, the James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Plan)

We received the advice and considered its implications. There is going to be a new tech developed called Suborbital Spaceplanes…is that how we get a piece of space trash. 

IS THIS ALL A BIG JOKE??? IS THIS SATIRICAL? Will we be able to afford to write in the sky above the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade? All that and more is explored in this riveting new episode of MHOGP.

Together we will clean up our orbital junkyard.

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Breakdown:

0:00 - Opening Tidbits: Is this a joke?

2:07 - Plagued by Failure

2:34 - Advice from James McCann

6:05 - Dear Nasa

7:11 - Motivational Comments

10:07 - A global brigade

14:24 - Summer Goals

15:24 - Losing Steam

18:15 - Space News: Suborbital Spaceplane

22:14 - Only 185 days remain

23:33- Skywriting Heartbreak

26:21 - The Water Business