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Elon Musk's SpaceX sent a 9,000 pound rocket into the face the moon. The problem of space trash has never been more in the public eye. One man is doing his part to save humanity by collecting a piece of space trash. Through the power of his birdhouse initiative, comedy, and the collective space trash force - we will clean up our orbital junkyard.
Join the Space Trash Force. Together, we will clean up our orbital junkyard.
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space suit has been acquired. talking dressing for the job you want. grandpappy wisdom and much more!
Join the Space Trash Force. Together, we will clean up our orbital junkyard.
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all things Jimothy. who is he? what is he? where is he? who will he be? all that and more about our journey toward space trash collection.
Join the Space Trash Force. Together, we will clean up our orbital junkyard.
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This is a very special episode included 250 Reasons Why America Rules for the 250th Birthday of America. No why America is better or superior, just cool. It's spreading positivity into the ether. Why? Because that is good and we must remain positive in our mission to collect a piece of space trash.
The list is in no particular order. Let me know which ones I missed.
Join the Space Trash Force. Together, we will clean up our orbital junkyard.
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Breakdown:
00:00 - Why 250 Reasons America Rules?
03:00 - Reasons 1-8
09:29 - Reasons 9-16
16:15 - Reason 17-24
22:22 - Reasons 25-49
31:52 - Reasons 50-99
48:03 - Reasons 100-149
59:30 - Reasons 150-199
1:03:42 - Reasons 200-250
This is a tribute to the one and only Oliver Tree. It’s Good to Be Silly.
We talk about how I found out the news, my questionable tribute haircut, and begin what may become the greatest recurring segment in podcast history—the Bob Ross Chia Pet Cam.
Then it's off to New York City where we talk comedy, strange encounters, Fear City Comedy Club, and a comic with the tallest mohawk I've ever seen. Some weird world news and expanding the mission.
Join the Space Trash Force. Together, we will clean up our orbital junkyard.
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Breakdown
00:00 Intro – Oliver Tree Tribute
03:32 Finding Out the News
06:04 Oliver Tree Tribute Haircut
07:36 Bob Ross Chia Pet Begins
12:22 New York City
14:04 NYC Blind Guy Story
19:14 Fear City Comedy Club
20:52 Fear City Mohawk Riff
21:05 NYC Comedy Recommendations
24:03 WEIRD WORLD NEWS
24:21 Europeans Discover Ranch
26:41 Bob Ross Cam Update
27:14 European Seagull Competition
29:30 58 Turtles Taped to Woman's Thighs
31:26 Woman Drives onto Seattle Light Rail Tracks
32:14 New Listener from Israel
34:04 I Think I Want a Lawn
35:20 Reading Comments from the Viral Reno Clip
40:08 Outro
Mike runs into Hugh Jackman in NYC and completely fumbles an opportunity to capture the moment for virality. Virality that could have gotten us all one step closer to space trash collection. This is a preview of the full Patreon ep which can be found at https://tinyurl.com/22ogu8p2or https://www.patreon.com/c/MikeheathEnjoy it. Revel in it. Together we will clean up our orbital junkyard.👉 Follow Mike on socials: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedyFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/mikeheathcomedy
Are you in a Season of Egg? This episode of MHOGP may help you answer that question but at the very least it will get Mike closer to collecting a piece of space trash, which is what this is all about. Mike recaps his comedy weekend in Medford, Oregon, getting the space trash force European base built up and some other funny efforts toward space trash collection.
Join the Space Trash Force. Together, we will clean up our orbital junkyard.
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Breakdown
00:00 Welcome Back!
01:13 Business Cards & Stickers
03:04 Medford Comedy Weekend Recap
06:47 Medford Hates Portland
07:33 Hecklers
08:17 The Pool Room
09:19 Headlining
10:25 The Wizard Jar
11:00 Best Set I've Ever Had?
12:34 World's Saddest Continental Breakfast
14:13 "I Don't (expletive) With Contractions"
15:42 High Schoolers
17:24 Happy Celiac Awareness Month
18:55 Are You in a Season of Eggs?
20:17 Hair Plugs, Airports & San Diego
22:24 Reading Encouraging Comments
25:59 The Big Kick
26:29 Family Style IPA
27:26 Final Mission Update
Mike is gearing up for the Portugal Plan, launching Rat Tail Summer, and trying to determine whether orbital data centers are the future of humanity or just future space trash. This episode is full of Reno hotel disasters, an ethical question about Mother’s Day, guerrilla marketing experiments, and upcoming comedy shows in Oregon, Seattle, and beyond. The mission continues: collect one piece of space trash by any means necessary.
Join the Space Trash Force. Together, we will clean up our orbital junkyard.
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Breakdown
00:00 Grand Opening
01:08 The Portugal Plan
07:16 Space News
13:31 Rat Tail Summer Update
15:08 Reno
20:40 Guerrilla Marketing in Medford
27:44 Mother’s Day
30:32 Buying Adult Diapers
24:19 Thai Food in Reno
25:35 Dog the Bounty Hunter Sighting
33:38 Upcoming Shows
Welcome to the Summer of the Rattail! In this ep, Mike welcomes a new listener from South Korea (with some genuinely wild fun facts), and workshops a Portuguese version of the Orbital Garbage Project poster using a new “everyman” character. He breaks down a new grassroots marketing idea involving little libraries, debuts a completely legitimate Star Bros ad, and questions why the U.S. Space Force has $3.2B for missiles but not $2M for space trash. Plus: live comedy clips from a broken chair moment, an unhinged open mic interruption, and a chaotic book-themed set—before wrapping with upcoming shows.
Join the Space Trash Force. Together, we will clean up our orbital junkyard.
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Rattails -https://tinyurl.com/27emd98a
0:00 – Summer of the Rattail
7:26 – New Listener Country
10:22 – South Korea Fun Facts
21:31 – The Portuguese Poster
24:22 – Little Libraries
27:02 – Star Bros Ad
28:54 – Space News
32:46 – The Broken Chair
33:57 – Emerald City Open Mic Moment
36:41 – The Book Show
38:07 – Upcoming Shows
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