Mike Heath’s Orbital Garbage Project

Mike Heath’s Orbital Garbage Project

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Mike Heath’s Orbital Garbage Project episodes

  • Dear Elon, What Did the Moon Do to You?

    Elon Musk's SpaceX sent a 9,000 pound rocket into the face the moon. The problem of space trash has never been more in the public eye. One man is doing his part to save humanity by collecting a piece of space trash. Through the power of his birdhouse initiative, comedy, and the collective space trash force - we will clean up our orbital junkyard.


    Join the Space Trash Force. Together, we will clean up our orbital junkyard.

    • Guerrilla Marketing Posters:⁠ ⁠https://www.miketonyheath.com/podcast⁠⁠ 

    • Email ideas: ⁠[email protected]⁠ 

    👉 Follow Mike on socials: 

    Patreon:⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeath⁠⁠ 

    YouTube:⁠⁠ https://youtube.com/@miketonyheath⁠⁠ 

    Instagram:⁠⁠ https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/⁠⁠ 

    TikTok:⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedy⁠⁠

    Facebook: ⁠https://www.facebook.com/mikeheathcomedy⁠


    25 min
  • Dress for the Job You Want

    space suit has been acquired. talking dressing for the job you want. grandpappy wisdom and much more!


    Join the Space Trash Force. Together, we will clean up our orbital junkyard.

    • Guerrilla Marketing Posters:⁠⁠ ⁠https://www.miketonyheath.com/podcast⁠⁠⁠ 

    • Email ideas: ⁠[email protected]⁠ 

    👉 Follow Mike on socials: 

    Patreon:⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeath⁠⁠⁠ 

    YouTube:⁠⁠⁠ https://youtube.com/@miketonyheath⁠⁠⁠ 

    Instagram:⁠⁠⁠ https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/⁠⁠⁠ 

    TikTok:⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedy⁠⁠⁠

    Facebook:⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/mikeheathcomedy⁠⁠


    24 min
  • The Truth About Jimothy (Seattle's Crab Raccoon)

    all things Jimothy. who is he? what is he? where is he? who will he be? all that and more about our journey toward space trash collection.


    Join the Space Trash Force. Together, we will clean up our orbital junkyard.

    • Guerrilla Marketing Posters:⁠ ⁠https://www.miketonyheath.com/podcast⁠⁠ 

    • Email ideas: ⁠[email protected]⁠ 

    👉 Follow Mike on socials: 

    Patreon:⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeath⁠⁠ 

    YouTube:⁠⁠ https://youtube.com/@miketonyheath⁠⁠ 

    Instagram:⁠⁠ https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/⁠⁠ 

    TikTok:⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedy⁠⁠

    Facebook: ⁠https://www.facebook.com/mikeheathcomedy⁠


    26 min
  • 250 Reasons Why America Rules

    This is a very special episode included 250 Reasons Why America Rules for the 250th Birthday of America. No why America is better or superior, just cool. It's spreading positivity into the ether. Why? Because that is good and we must remain positive in our mission to collect a piece of space trash.

    The list is in no particular order. Let me know which ones I missed.


    Join the Space Trash Force. Together, we will clean up our orbital junkyard.

    • Guerrilla Marketing Posters:⁠ ⁠https://www.miketonyheath.com/podcast⁠⁠ 

    • Email ideas: ⁠[email protected]⁠ 


    👉 Follow Mike on socials: 

    Patreon:⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeath⁠⁠ 

    YouTube:⁠⁠ https://youtube.com/@miketonyheath⁠⁠ 

    Instagram:⁠⁠ https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/⁠⁠ 

    TikTok:⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedy⁠⁠

    Facebook: ⁠https://www.facebook.com/mikeheathcomedy⁠


    Breakdown:

    00:00 - Why 250 Reasons America Rules?

    03:00 - Reasons 1-8

    09:29 - Reasons 9-16

    16:15 - Reason 17-24

    22:22 - Reasons 25-49

    31:52 - Reasons 50-99

    48:03 - Reasons 100-149

    59:30 - Reasons 150-199

    1:03:42 - Reasons 200-250

    1 hr 10 min
  • Oliver Tree Tribute

    This is a tribute to the one and only Oliver Tree. It’s Good to Be Silly.

    We talk about how I found out the news, my questionable tribute haircut, and begin what may become the greatest recurring segment in podcast history—the Bob Ross Chia Pet Cam.

    Then it's off to New York City where we talk comedy, strange encounters, Fear City Comedy Club, and a comic with the tallest mohawk I've ever seen. Some weird world news and expanding the mission.

    Join the Space Trash Force. Together, we will clean up our orbital junkyard.

    • Guerrilla Marketing Posters: ⁠https://www.miketonyheath.com/podcast⁠ 

    • Email ideas: ⁠[email protected]⁠ 

    👉 Follow Mike on socials: 

    Patreon:⁠ https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeath⁠ 

    YouTube:⁠ https://youtube.com/@miketonyheath⁠ 

    Instagram:⁠ https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/⁠ 

    TikTok:⁠ https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedy⁠

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mikeheathcomedy

    Breakdown

    00:00 Intro – Oliver Tree Tribute

    03:32 Finding Out the News

    06:04 Oliver Tree Tribute Haircut

    07:36 Bob Ross Chia Pet Begins

    12:22 New York City

    14:04 NYC Blind Guy Story

    19:14 Fear City Comedy Club

    20:52 Fear City Mohawk Riff

    21:05 NYC Comedy Recommendations

    24:03 WEIRD WORLD NEWS

    24:21 Europeans Discover Ranch

    26:41 Bob Ross Cam Update

    27:14 European Seagull Competition

    29:30 58 Turtles Taped to Woman's Thighs

    31:26 Woman Drives onto Seattle Light Rail Tracks

    32:14 New Listener from Israel

    34:04 I Think I Want a Lawn

    35:20 Reading Comments from the Viral Reno Clip

    40:08 Outro

    42 min
  • LIVE from my NYC Hostel

    Mike runs into Hugh Jackman in NYC and completely fumbles an opportunity to capture the moment for virality. Virality that could have gotten us all one step closer to space trash collection. This is a preview of the full Patreon ep which can be found at https://tinyurl.com/22ogu8p2or https://www.patreon.com/c/MikeheathEnjoy it. Revel in it. Together we will clean up our orbital junkyard.👉 Follow Mike on socials: Instagram:⁠ https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/⁠ TikTok:⁠ https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedy⁠Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mikeheathcomedy

    5 min
  • Season of Egg and the Wizard Jar

    Are you in a Season of Egg? This episode of MHOGP may help you answer that question but at the very least it will get Mike closer to collecting a piece of space trash, which is what this is all about. Mike recaps his comedy weekend in Medford, Oregon, getting the space trash force European base built up and some other funny efforts toward space trash collection.


    Join the Space Trash Force. Together, we will clean up our orbital junkyard.


    Guerrilla Marketing Posters: ⁠https://www.miketonyheath.com/podcast⁠ 

    Email ideas: ⁠[email protected]⁠ 


    👉 Follow Mike on socials: 

    Patreon:⁠ https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeath⁠ 

    YouTube:⁠ https://youtube.com/@miketonyheath⁠ 

    Instagram:⁠ https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/⁠ 

    TikTok:⁠ https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedy⁠


    Breakdown

    00:00 Welcome Back!

    01:13 Business Cards & Stickers

    03:04 Medford Comedy Weekend Recap

    06:47 Medford Hates Portland

    07:33 Hecklers

    08:17 The Pool Room

    09:19 Headlining 

    10:25 The Wizard Jar

    11:00 Best Set I've Ever Had?

    12:34 World's Saddest Continental Breakfast

    14:13 "I Don't (expletive) With Contractions"

    15:42 High Schoolers

    17:24 Happy Celiac Awareness Month

    18:55 Are You in a Season of Eggs?

    20:17 Hair Plugs, Airports & San Diego

    22:24 Reading Encouraging Comments

    25:59 The Big Kick

    26:29 Family Style IPA

    27:26 Final Mission Update

    28 min
  • Mother’s Day, Data Centers in Space, and Reno’s Thai Food

    Mike is gearing up for the Portugal Plan, launching Rat Tail Summer, and trying to determine whether orbital data centers are the future of humanity or just future space trash. This episode is full of Reno hotel disasters, an ethical question about Mother’s Day, guerrilla marketing experiments, and upcoming comedy shows in Oregon, Seattle, and beyond. The mission continues: collect one piece of space trash by any means necessary.

    Join the Space Trash Force. Together, we will clean up our orbital junkyard.

    • Guerrilla Marketing Posters: ⁠https://www.miketonyheath.com/podcast⁠ 

    • Email ideas: ⁠[email protected]⁠ 

    👉 Follow Mike on socials: 

    Patreon:⁠ https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeath⁠ 

    YouTube:⁠ https://youtube.com/@miketonyheath⁠ 

    Instagram:⁠ https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/⁠ 

    TikTok:⁠ https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedy⁠

    Breakdown

    00:00 Grand Opening

    01:08 The Portugal Plan

    07:16 Space News

    13:31 Rat Tail Summer Update

    15:08 Reno

    20:40 Guerrilla Marketing in Medford

    27:44 Mother’s Day

    30:32 Buying Adult Diapers

    24:19 Thai Food in Reno

    25:35 Dog the Bounty Hunter Sighting

    33:38 Upcoming Shows

    37 min
  • Rattail Summer, South Korea, and the Broken Chair

    Welcome to the Summer of the Rattail! In this ep, Mike welcomes a new listener from South Korea (with some genuinely wild fun facts), and workshops a Portuguese version of the Orbital Garbage Project poster using a new “everyman” character. He breaks down a new grassroots marketing idea involving little libraries, debuts a completely legitimate Star Bros ad, and questions why the U.S. Space Force has $3.2B for missiles but not $2M for space trash. Plus: live comedy clips from a broken chair moment, an unhinged open mic interruption, and a chaotic book-themed set—before wrapping with upcoming shows.

    Join the Space Trash Force. Together, we will clean up our orbital junkyard.

    • Guerrilla Marketing Posters: ⁠https://www.miketonyheath.com/podcast⁠ 

    • Email ideas: ⁠[email protected]⁠ 

    👉 Follow Mike on socials: 

    Patreon:⁠ https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeath⁠ 

    YouTube:⁠ https://youtube.com/@miketonyheath⁠ 

    Instagram:⁠ https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/⁠ 

    TikTok:⁠ https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedy⁠


    Rattails -https://tinyurl.com/27emd98a


    0:00 – Summer of the Rattail

    7:26 – New Listener Country

    10:22 – South Korea Fun Facts

    21:31 – The Portuguese Poster

    24:22 – Little Libraries

    27:02 – Star Bros Ad

    28:54 – Space News

    32:46 – The Broken Chair

    33:57 – Emerald City Open Mic Moment

    36:41 – The Book Show

    38:07 – Upcoming Shows


    41 min

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On a mission to collect piece of space trash.