Mike Heath’s Orbital Garbage Project

Is it possible to run 2017 km in one day? Not really for one man but with the power of a community it could be done. We are assembling 649 human beings in Seattle, WA for the World’s First Ever 5k for Space Trash. 

We discuss and the many other wonderful advancements in our mission to collect a piece of space trash in this week’s episode.

Together we will clean up our orbital junkyard.

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Breakdown:

0:00 - Opening Tidbits: Running to Low Earth Orbit by Foot

1:45 - Race for Space Trash

6:03 - Calling Parks N Rec

11:18 - Slug Bug

12:51 - Race Sponsors

15:51 - Growing like a flower

19:08 - Summer Goals

20:50 - Starbros Coffee

21:57 - Chuck calls in

26:03 - YouTube MONIES!!!

28:50 - Pocket Money

30:24 - Plan C!!!

31:33- High hopes for june

33:13 - Trash Water

35:20 - Motivational Comments

This is just a preview of what the inner circle of the Space Trash Force gets access to at the MHOGP Patreon

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See you there!

James Donald Forbes McCann shares his advice on collecting a piece of space trash. (Disclaimer: James was not a guest on the pod but he really did share advice about our project on his own podcast, the James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Plan)

We received the advice and considered its implications. There is going to be a new tech developed called Suborbital Spaceplanes…is that how we get a piece of space trash. 

IS THIS ALL A BIG JOKE??? IS THIS SATIRICAL? Will we be able to afford to write in the sky above the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade? All that and more is explored in this riveting new episode of MHOGP.

Together we will clean up our orbital junkyard.

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Breakdown:

0:00 - Opening Tidbits: Is this a joke?

2:07 - Plagued by Failure

2:34 - Advice from James McCann

6:05 - Dear Nasa

7:11 - Motivational Comments

10:07 - A global brigade

14:24 - Summer Goals

15:24 - Losing Steam

18:15 - Space News: Suborbital Spaceplane

22:14 - Only 185 days remain

23:33- Skywriting Heartbreak

26:21 - The Water Business

This is just a preview of what the inner circle of the Space Trash Force gets access to at the MHOGP Patreon

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeath

See you there!

We have aliens in the ocean. Allegedly. Lots of motivating feedback from members of the space trash force community. Updates on harnessing the Reddit, the book, and our dream sponsorship from the one and only Artichoke Pizza in NYC. Lots of giggles and even a preview to the 2 newest secret plans for the project that we cover in this weeks Patreon ep. See you over there! 

Together we will clean up our orbital junkyard.

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Breakdown:

0:00 - Opening Tidbits 

0:56 - Harnessing Reddit’s Power

2:26 - Space News - Alien or fake-lien?

6:13 - Motivational Comments

4:53 - Space News: Blue Origin - nemesis or ally?

9:37 - Belarus Boyz 4 lfye

10:57 - Colleen goes to space

11:59 - Igor our hero

13:23 - multiplicity of funnnls

14:41 - the shoestring

15:59 - our 2 best ideas yet! 

16:47 - Eyes on the prize

17:08 - I love Vodka pizza

18:16 - the vision!

20:40 - how many days left to write the book???

22:47 - running out of time

Joe Dirt is scared to spend $300k on an old beat up Daytona but we are gonna drop 2 Milli on a piece of space trash. HOW?? Easy. We are about to harness the power of Reddit for our humanitarian efforts. This may be the best idea in the history of the Mike Heath Orbital Garbage Project. Can you believe it? We added ½ a country. Haters thought it was impossible. We hop back into the question everyone is asking during Space News: is Blue Origin our nemesis or ally? This one is one for the books. Together we will clean up our orbital junkyard

Episode 7 of MHOGP

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Breakdown:

0:00 - Opening Tidbits

0:47 - 6.5 Daytonas

3:13 - Motivational Comments

4:53 - Space News: Blue Origin - nemesis or ally?

10:16 - another public confession of guilt

12:02 - opps on the radar

12:36 - Mission Update: ½ a country

14:52 - We Need another ½ of a country

17:06 - Dreaming about WHAT IF

18:08 - Riffing in the middle of b*mbing an open mic in Burien, WA

19:46 - 198 days until Thanksgiving!

20:20 - Harnessing the Power of Reddit

Mike delves into the age old question of “How to turn failure into success?” Over the last month, we completely failed to pull off the birdhouse initiative (welp, we tried but to no avail), met no one who worked for the Macys Thanksgiving Day Parade/Good Morrning America or get connected to Steve Wozniak. 

We have lots of new ideas ranging from extending the BHI, to Lance Armstrong (or Billy), all the way to collaborating with Mr. Beast. The future has never been brighter despite our massive failures in April.

Together we will clean up our orbital junkyard.

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Breakdown

0:00 - Opening Tidbits

1:58 - Failure number 1

3:44 - Failure number 2

4:57 - Mike’s idea for success

5:56 - Space News: The blue origin Problem

7:47 - No word from Steve Wozniak

8:25 - My brother in law’s idears

10:19 - Collaborating with Mr Beast

11:31 - Our future has never been brighter

11:54 - 3 COUNTRIES!!!

12:50 - What is half a country?

13:52 - Growing big space trash numbers!

15:26 - Calling Sky Writing Companies

LIVE from NYC (but actually an AirBnB in New Jersey)

This sneak peak into a Patreon exclusive ep feels like a late night sleepover chat. It's filled with top secret plans from Mike Heath's Orbital Garbage Project. It's for your ears only. I hope you enjoy it. 

• My silly goosery in NYC

• New movie or book idea, (unexpected package)

• Trash picking with new job

• Drip or drop method

• The first 16 lines of space trash picture book

• This Patreon exclusive was recorded from outside from AirBnB in New Jersey from at 3am on Easter Morning.

  
  

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Mike dives deeper than a duck looking for dinner into the newest plans for reaching our goal of collecting a piece of space trash. All things bird house initiative, the new york trip, our hopeful collaboration with Apple Co-Founder Steve Wozniak and some powerful motivations.

Together we will clean up our orbital junkyard

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Breakdown

0:00 - Opening Tidbits

1:12 - Family Business Trip

3:38 - New York Strategy

4:47 - The book

5:43- Birdhouse Initiative

7:29 - Side Quest SUCCESS!

8:40 - Quienes Spanish Listener?

9:48 - Moment of Reflection for us All

11:40 - We need more power

12:11 - Space News 

12:54 - Dear Steve

15:13 - Community Feedback

18:23 - Not a Fuzzys Ad

19:01 - Motivation! A Fuzzy Resilience

20:38 - Moment of Beauty: Duck Diving

We need 2 million dollars to collect a piece of space trash. We dive into how we will accomplish that by going global, the bird house initiative, and the book plan. There are only 218 days until MTDP (as of recording) not much time remains but we will do it! In other space news, what’s going on with the golden dome? Be like Mike, don’t quit on your dreams.

Together we will clean up our orbital junkyard

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Breakdown:

0:00 - Opening tidbits

00:04 - How will we get 2 milly?

00:57 - Going GLOBAL!

2:28 - Side quest

3:49 - Lost in a thought

4:06 - The book plan

6:10 - 218 days until mtdp

7:11 - Capital generation

8:24 - Shoutout to tracy

8:58 - The bird house initiative

10:18 - Why bird houses

11:32 - A brief history of bird houses

12:50 - A quick A brief history of bird houses for real this time

16:38 - Don’t wait on your dreams

18:52 - Space news

22:25 - Community feedback

28:03 - Moment of beauty