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Ever feel like a dead houseplant is watching you?

In this mini episode of Cauldrons of Chaos, we’re talking about plant hauntings—that special blend of guilt, neglect, and energetic awkwardness that lingers after a rosemary bush gives up on you emotionally.

Is it a ghost?
 Probably not.
 Is it the energetic residue of broken routines, forgotten watering days, and choosing cocktails over consistency?
 Absolutely.

We’ll break down what a plant haunting really is, the signs your home might be haunted by botanical regret, and how to perform a gentle, drama-free Botanical Apology Ritual—no exorcism required.

Because plants don’t want revenge.
 They want closure.
 And maybe a reminder set on your phone.

If you’ve ever apologized to an empty pot, avoided that corner of the room, or wondered if moon water counts when it’s actually gin—this one’s for you.

Boo-bitches. Stay hydrated.

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