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Welcome back to this mini episode of Cauldrons of Chaos—where the spells are strong, the vibes are aligned, and no one remembers where they put the athame.

In this mini episode, we’re talking about witchcraft fitness—the very real, very sweaty workout you didn’t sign up for but somehow completed anyway.

From barefoot sprints across the house mid-ritual, to arm day via stubborn lighters, to core engagement while stirring intentions (and maybe a cocktail), this is the kind of movement no gym app tracks—but your body absolutely does.

We’re breaking down how spells double as cardio, why sweeping “with intention” is still exercise, and how your familiar is secretly the final boss of functional fitness.

No matching leggings required.
 No aesthetic altar needed.
 Just candles, chaos, and calves that noticed.

Because if you’re sweating…
 the spell is working.

Boo-bitches. Stay hydrated. 💧✨

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Intro and Outro Audio:
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Góða Nótt by Alexander Nakarada
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Boo Bitches!

Not all witches live in cottages deep in the woods. Some of us live three feet from vinyl siding and across from inflatable snowmen.

In this episode, R

Suburbia is uniform. Regulated. Aesthetically managed.

Witchcraft is boundary-pushing. Subversive. Quietly powerful.

In Episode 199 of C3: Crystals, Cauldrons, & Cocktails, River dives into suburban witchcraft—wards disguised as wreaths, protection magic hidden in landscaping, driveway sigils, trash can release rituals, and the ancient art of looking normal while doing something deeply mystical.

This is magic in plain sight.
This is sovereignty under surveillance.
This is deviation in beige form.

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Intro and Outro Audio:
podcast intro & outro music:
Góða Nótt by Alexander Nakarada
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4754-g-a-n-tt
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-lice
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Boo Bitches!

Not all witches work in covens. Some of us thrive in quiet rooms, late-night rituals, and energy that doesn’t require a group chat.

In this episode of C3: Crystals, Cauldrons & Cocktails, we’re diving into the power of solitary witchery—its history, its misconceptions, its shadow sides, and why practicing alone can be one of the most powerful choices you make.

Solitary doesn’t mean isolated.
 It means intentional.

Grab a cocktail and let’s talk independence, autonomy, and magic without witnesses.

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Website: www.c3witchypodcast.com
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Our wonderful logo is done by: www.nellamarinadraws.etsy.com

Intro and Outro Audio:
podcast intro & outro music:
Góða Nótt by Alexander Nakarada
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4754-g-a-n-tt
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-lice
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Boo Bitches!

Ever feel like a dead houseplant is watching you?

In this mini episode of Cauldrons of Chaos, we’re talking about plant hauntings—that special blend of guilt, neglect, and energetic awkwardness that lingers after a rosemary bush gives up on you emotionally.

Is it a ghost?
 Probably not.
 Is it the energetic residue of broken routines, forgotten watering days, and choosing cocktails over consistency?
 Absolutely.

We’ll break down what a plant haunting really is, the signs your home might be haunted by botanical regret, and how to perform a gentle, drama-free Botanical Apology Ritual—no exorcism required.

Because plants don’t want revenge.
 They want closure.
 And maybe a reminder set on your phone.

If you’ve ever apologized to an empty pot, avoided that corner of the room, or wondered if moon water counts when it’s actually gin—this one’s for you.

Boo-bitches. Stay hydrated.

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Website: www.c3witchypodcast.com
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Our wonderful logo is done by: www.nellamarinadraws.etsy.com

Intro and Outro Audio:
podcast intro & outro music:
Góða Nótt by Alexander Nakarada
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4754-g-a-n-tt
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-lice
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Boo Bitches!

Your house isn’t just a place you live… it’s a relationship you’re in.

In Episode 197 of C3: Crystals, Cauldrons, & Cocktails, we’re talking house spirits—not as a trendy TikTok aesthetic, but as a real, ancient concept found across cultures: domestic guardians, hearth energy, ancestral echoes, and the “why does this corner feel judgmental?” phenomenon.

We’ll cover:

• where house spirits come from (ancestor veneration, animism, sacred hearths)
• why some homes feel “off” (and why sage can’t fix unprocessed history)
• how to bond with your home without getting weird about it
• how to tell the difference between fae, domestic spirits, and plain old emotional residue

Plus: the Hearthkeeper cocktail—warm, grounding, and protective—because your house deserves a sip too

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Until then, Stay Witchy!!

River's Etsy Store: www.batsandbaublesinc.etsy.com
Website: www.c3witchypodcast.com
Merch: www.c3witchypodcastmerch.com

Our wonderful logo is done by: www.nellamarinadraws.etsy.com

Intro and Outro Audio:
podcast intro & outro music:
Góða Nótt by Alexander Nakarada
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4754-g-a-n-tt
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-lice
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Boo Bitches!

No one ever asks accountants for free audits—but witches? Apparently, we’re community property.

In this episode of C3: Crystals, Cauldrons, & Cocktails, River breaks down the sacred (and exhausting) role of being the witchy friend. From crisis texts and “just curious” skeptics to manifesting menaces and free-labor enthusiasts, we’re talking about what support actually looks like—and when it’s time to put the wand down.

This episode covers ethical spellwork for friends, emotional labor, burnout, boundaries, and why listening is often more powerful than lighting a candle.

Spoiler: not everything needs a spell. Some things need a snack and a nap.

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Until then, Stay Witchy!!

River's Etsy Store: www.batsandbaublesinc.etsy.com
Website: www.c3witchypodcast.com
Merch: www.c3witchypodcastmerch.com

Our wonderful logo is done by: www.nellamarinadraws.etsy.com

Intro and Outro Audio:
podcast intro & outro music:
Góða Nótt by Alexander Nakarada
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4754-g-a-n-tt
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-lice
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Welcome back to this week's mini Cauldrons of Chaos episode — the podcast where the candles are lit, the vibes are questionable, and sometimes the most powerful spell you can cast is not lying down on the floor.

This mini episode is for witches who want results but do not have the energy for:

• Full rituals
• Circle casting
• Remembering planetary correspondences
• Or putting on pants

We’re talking Candles in a Crisis — emergency witchcraft for when you’re exhausted, overstimulated, and one minor inconvenience away from communing with the carpet spirits.

From random candles and half-burned altar stubs to the emotionally supportive tea light of desperation, this episode walks you through a low-effort flame ritual that still counts as real magick.

No perfection.
 No guilt.
 Just intention, fire, and the radical idea that showing up halfway is still showing up.

Survival spells are valid spells.
 Rest is sacred.
 And a single candle lit with intention is not a shortcut — it’s efficiency.

Stay lit. 🔥

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Until then, Stay Witchy!!

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Website: www.c3witchypodcast.com
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Our wonderful logo is done by: www.nellamarinadraws.etsy.com

Intro and Outro Audio:
podcast intro & outro music:
Góða Nótt by Alexander Nakarada
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4754-g-a-n-tt
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-lice
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Boo, Bitches! 🧹✨

This week on C3: Crystals, Cauldrons & Cocktails, we’re talking about something a lot of witches experience—but almost nobody talks about honestly: life in the broom closet.

If you practice quietly…
 hide your altar…
 code-switch your language…
 or have ever said “I just like candles,”

Congratulations—you’re not alone. You’re historically accurate.

In this episode, River Kane dives into:

• What the broom closet actually is (and why it exists)
• Why so many witches still choose secrecy—especially right now
• The pressure to “come out” in modern witch spaces
• When it might be safe to step out… and when it absolutely isn’t
• How to come out without detonating your life
• What to do if coming out goes badly (yes, you can put the genie back)
• Why staying quiet can be a powerful, strategic, and deeply witchy choice

This isn’t a pressure episode.
 It’s a permission episode.

Whether you’re deep in the broom closet, cracking the door, or dancing wildly outside with a besom and zero fear—your magic counts, your pace is correct, and your safety matters.

Quiet witches are still witches.
 And some of the strongest magic in the world is done quietly.

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Website: www.c3witchypodcast.com
Merch: www.c3witchypodcastmerch.com

Our wonderful logo is done by: www.nellamarinadraws.etsy.com

Intro and Outro Audio:
podcast intro & outro music:
Góða Nótt by Alexander Nakarada
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4754-g-a-n-tt
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-lice
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This week on C3: Crystals, Cauldrons & Cocktails, we’re hopping headfirst into the slippery, squishy, surprisingly powerful world of amphibian witchcraft.

We’re talking:

• Toad Doctors and old-school folk healing (yes, it was weird)
• Frog familiars and emotional support gremlins
• Illness-transfer spells, frog bones, and swamp folklore
• Why frogs and toads are masters of transformation, liminality, and survival
• The Loveland Frog (cryptid? spirit? Ohio doing Ohio things?)

From ancient folk magic to modern emotional alchemy, this episode explores why frogs and toads have always terrified authority, fascinated witches, and shown up exactly when we’re going through something.

Grab a Swamp Sangria, get comfortable with the weird, and join River Kane for a deep dive into transformation magic, quiet resilience, and the sacred art of surviving your own becoming.

No frogs harmed.
 No jars involved.
 Just vibes, folklore, and a whole lot of swamp wisdom.

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Until then, Stay Witchy!!

River's Etsy Store: www.batsandbaublesinc.etsy.com
Website: www.c3witchypodcast.com
Merch: www.c3witchypodcastmerch.com

Our wonderful logo is done by: www.nellamarinadraws.etsy.com

Intro and Outro Audio:
podcast intro & outro music:
Góða Nótt by Alexander Nakarada
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4754-g-a-n-tt
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-lice
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Boo, bitches.

This week's mini cauldrons of chaos episode is about grounding — but not the soft, whispery, “just breathe” kind that makes some of us want to hiss.

This is grounding for when you’re:

• Overstimulated
• Deeply annoyed
• Spiritually aligned but emotionally feral

You’re not ungrounded. You’re irritated. And that’s different.

In this episode, we’re talking grounding techniques that:

• Let you stay mad
• Don’t require serenity or enlightenment
• Work with your irritation instead of pretending it doesn’t exist

From aggressive tea drinking, to touching dirt with attitude, to naming exactly what pissed you off today, this episode is proof that you don’t have to be calm to be grounded — you just have to be present in your body, even if that body is glaring at the universe.

This isn’t failed spirituality.
 It’s real-life witchcraft.

Light a candle.
 Sip something warm with intent.
 And be proud of yourself for not hexing anyone.

Progress.

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Until then, Stay Witchy!!

River's Etsy Store: www.batsandbaublesinc.etsy.com
Website: www.c3witchypodcast.com
Merch: www.c3witchypodcastmerch.com

Our wonderful logo is done by: www.nellamarinadraws.etsy.com

Intro and Outro Audio:
podcast intro & outro music:
Góða Nótt by Alexander Nakarada
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4754-g-a-n-tt
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-lice
Sound from Zapsplat.com – Witches Cauldrons bubbling