Happy Fourth of July, playmates. Will breaks down his weekend in Minnesota, Rusty confesses to a violation of airplane etiquette, and the boys invent fun new all-American drinks. They once again become embroiled in a poop-related drama, and field a call from one of the involved parties. Will and Rusty draft Fourth of July traditions and constitutional amendments that don’t exist, and wrap things up with a riveting game of American trivia.

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(00:00) Intro

(01:42) Three Big Guys

(07:18) Juicy Lucy

(18:01) Will’s Perpetual Gas Leak

(25:12) Roadmap

(27:27) The Fourth of July

(32:37) Pitch Submissions

(41:19) Pitches (Presented by Cash App)

(45:35) Dating Older Women

(49:20) Crisis Simulation

(01:00:37) AITA

(01:05:11) Poop Bandit

(01:19:19) This Guy Rocks

(01:22:25) Teach Me Something

(01:30:57) Our Favorite Fourth of July Traditions

(01:35:09) Our Favorite Amendments

(01:40:16) Trivia

(01:43:49) Whose Personality are you Stealing?

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