We're a day late, but at least we're here! This week's show is like a horse at a soccer match: weird and wonderful. 

Training ground fights, a new King in the North, barnyard animals, fishing at the match, new Brazil shirts, and much more make appearances. 

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Links for things mentioned in the show...

Maikol Pena's MISC FC shirt: designs: https://twitter.com/maikol_pena/status/1115317637217693701

Italian player's fake kidnapping: 

https://sputniknews.com/videoclub/201904061073880396-italy-football-player/'

Brazil's white top:

http://www.espn.com/soccer/team/brazil/205/blog/post/3821545/vinicius-models-new-white-brazil-jersey-nearly-60-years-after-infamous-wc-loss?src=com

Assistant referee proposes to assistant referee:

http://www.espn.com/soccer/blog/the-toe-poke/65/post/3821719/linesman-proposes-to-fellow-referees-assistant-on-pitch-before-kick-off?src=com

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau turns Bielsa into the King in the North on Kimmel:

https://t.co/EmVkvEW18t

Eredivisie match ball inspired by Rembrandt:

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/kits/283145/football-art-new-eredivisie-2019-20-season-match-ball-inspired-by-dutch-master-rembrandt-video.html

Bring a farm animal to the game, get a free ticket:

https://twitter.com/ChrisBils/status/1116030437418242049

Modena fan catches fish in the moat that surrounds field:

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/videos/283252/italy-modena-fan-successfully-catches-fish-in-moat-surrounding-reggianas-pitch-video.html

Fulham fan is suing the state of California after his vanity plate was rejected:

https://www.lamag.com/citythinkblog/dmv-vanity-plate-lawsuit-california/

Florent Malouda fired as assistant coach of FC Zurich on twitter: 

https://twitter.com/realflorentm/status/1116266316267163650

This week's show is full of international goodness. 

1. Turkish slasher gets wild short suspension

2. The El Clasico double is "like sex" says Pique

3. Messi is not God (says The Pope)

4. Celebrating with Abuelo...'s skull

5. Jordan Pickford brawling

6. Pep can't ground Benjamin Mendy

7. PATRICE. WYD?

8. A little baby polar bear named Hertha 

9. Carra's Virtual Reality experience

10. Italy's racism problem

11. Mauro's back! And Wanda is Instagramming 

Lucky number seven. This week on MISC FC, all kinds of good, fun, and interesting stories got the full MISC FC treatment. 

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THE RUNDOWN: 

1. The Oldest Goalkeeper

2. Legends games and whether they suck

3. Man City's mashup kit

4. #KRASHLYN rules

5. Women's club soccer on the rise

6. The new nightmare mascot, Skillzy

7. Crossover jerseys

8. The Continuing Adventures of Wanda & Mauro

9. The fake UCLA soccer player

10. The Battle of the Bat: DC Comics v. Valencia 

11. WHEREAS, Mr. Dempsey Tried S*&t

A massive show for the Miscinistas right here.

1. Peter goes to London

2. It's called fashion, look it up

3. Meet My Baby, Griezmann Mbappe

4. Mario Balotelli Maybe Planned an Epic Troll

5. WYD Patrice? 

6. Atlanta & France Got Big Ass Rings

7. Goodie Mob Hits The Benz

8. Trump and Bolsonaro Ruin Soccer 

9. Scholesy Ghosts Oldham/Zlatan Sprays The Class of '92

10. Belgian Fans Will Kill You...In A Tifo 

11. Sad Goals 

12. Adrien Rabiot Is A Prisoner In An Iron Mask

13. The Continuing Adventures of Wanda & Mauro 

14. #Krashlyn

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Together again. This week the boys are getting into a little fashion, a little trolling, a little soccer parenting and a little...Grover. 

We got a mini Mauro and Wanda update, a shout for the cast of the Chuck Blazer movie, and much more. 

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1. Grover at the soccer game

2. Jack Grealish attacked on the pitch

3. Emmanuel Frimpong and a DENCH education

4. Hristo Stoichkov trolls Madrid & Patrice Evra pisses off PSG

5. Sergio Aguero risks the Drake Cure

6. Zidane gets wild with the fashion choice

7. James Corden pranks the hell out of David Beckham

8. Soccer dad pulls covert screen move

9. Soccer treadmill kid scares the shit out of us

WHAT'S UP MISCINISTAS. We're back. 

This week's rundown:

1. The Continuing Adventures of Mauro and Wanda

2. Mario changes the celebration game

3. Becks gets a statue

4. When beards implants go bad 

5. USWNT rocking the names of heroes

6. Jesse and Rash's Excellent Adventure/How Do We Know Though?

7. Klopp and the Ball Boy

8. People get shivved in a Turkish game

9. Club-inspired blue jeans

This week Jason and Peter hit a rack of topics because soccer / football / calcio / fußball just gives and gives and gives. 

THE RUNDOWN:

1. Mauro Icardi and Wanda Nara update!

2. Diego Simeone's got some cojones 

3. The Inbetweeners of soccer

4. The Chuck Blazer movie is coming and we're READY

5. Rhodri Giggs making cash off Ryan banging his wife

6. Anthony Martial hits social to apologize for cheating and THE CURSE OF 11

8. MLS Twitter hashtags

9. Viggo Mortensen and famous fans

10. Cristiano Ronaldo's hair replacement side hustle

11. Moussa Dembele gets petty with Brendan Rodgers and famous feuds

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This week, Jason Davis (The Best Soccer Show, Soccer Morning, SiriusXMFC) and Peter Pieh (Across the Pond) dive into the wild saga of Mauro Icardi and Wanda Nara at Inter Milan, discuss Nicolo Zaniolo's mom doing sexy times on Instagram, debate the best soccer beards and whether dying them makes them better, pop off about Mohammed bin Salman's reported massive bid for Man United, throw some love to the kids who tricked the PA announced at AFC Fylde, ponder Zlatan's love for Ikea, and roll through some wild shirt sponsorships thanks to O'Higgns's weird McDonalds french fry number. 

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The first ever episode of MISC FC is here. Jason Davis (The Best Soccer Show, Soccer Morning, SiriusXMFC) and Peter Pieh (Across The Pond) get into Billy Sharp's Mr. Socko celebration, the Mexican goalkeeper who got (current) Maradona tattooed on his arm (maybe in a bid for more playing time?), Gareth Bale still speaking no Spanish after 6 years in Madrid (que?), Tottehham's cancelled plans for a VIP cheese room at their new stadium, and Arda Turan's wild night of bar brawls and asking the guy whose wife he hit on to shoot him with a gun Arda offered in the emergency room--you know what? Just listen.

Make sure to follow Jason on Twitter @davisjsn and Peter @atp_peter.