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Miss us last week? Just a HINT of research would have shown that there are still WEEKS to come for what feels like the longest season in Bachelor history to be OVER.

With that said, Bienvenidos!! We arrive in Mexico, presumably STEPS from Sayulita's BiP resort and we couldn't be sweatier. This week, Rachel and Gabby finally "get it in" and strengthen those connections in prep for a proposal! 

Erich shows us that even unbearably hot people have insecurities and Thomas couldn't feel more validated. Johnny calls Gabby "The dopest girl I've ever hung with" and Jess reads Jason so deeply it sends Thomas and Joel into an absolute hysterical spiral.

Also, Rachel is there and gets minimal screen time no matter how dazzling her pink boat fit is. These editors heavily favour Gabby and Thomas couldn't relate harder.

Who gets d*cked down the most? Who cries the most? Spoiler alert, it's not who you think! 

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One week to go before we see.. maybe one man propose!! 

This week, the men get back together to bully Roby back into his place, worship Nate's respect for women, and Meatball continues to... nail home what his name means.. like we get it. 

Jess, Thomas, and Joel dig DEEP in their social skills to talk about one of the most boring Tell Alls in Bachelor history, and yet again.. Rachel disappoints with the dress choices. Will she ever learn what to do with her hands? 

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Get your tissues ready, fam, we're in for a ROUGH week here. Thomas and Joel take the reigns this week while Jess goes and touches grass! 

Hometowns are this week, and boy oh boy are we in for some DARK subject matter. It's difficult when your love language is words of affirmation but you're trying to break up with someone, are we right, Rachel? Johnny shows us that maybe his hair is just a Florida thing, Jason's dad can't stop crying, and Tino's parents truly assault Rachel and Tino on national television. We can't even talk about Erich and his bad decisions right now.. Just listen and rage. 

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Hallo, Amsterdam! We've got canals, we've got tulips, we've got clogs, and we've got windmills which seem to be all that Americans think exists in The Netherlands. Thomas continues to drool over Tyler and his perfect body, while Jess and Joel lean in another direction. 

This week, Gabby SHOCKS us with an unexpected break-up and Rachel continues her good fashion streak and we couldn't be more proud (of Rachel). We learn that all of Gabby's men are a selfish/bad lay and Rachel's got all the good boys. 

Here we are! 6 weeks into the season! About to.. meet.. families... Do we know everyone's name? No. Are we excited for the mess that is hometowns? Absolutely. Stick around, besties! 

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Oh how the tables have turned! This week, Jess, Joel, and Thomas REVEL in Rachel's long-awaited glow-up. Make-up? On point. Hair? On point. LOOKS? This bitch got it on LOCK now. We couldn't be prouder. We arrive in Bruges and enjoy all that Belgium has to offer! Which ABC thinks is.. only chocolate.

Oh, also L*gan is here and thinks this season is about him which, if we weren't mistaken, is not correct. The group date(s) yield some strong connections and these 1 on 1s are getting steamy (read: hoppy)! 

These girls don't fuck around and we're shockingly down to a top 5/6 REAL QUICK! Come join our fave hosts while they laugh, cry, and YELL at the bullshit coming out of L*gan's mouth. We would type his full name but we worry he would think this podcast is about him.

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Bonjour! We're here to do everything stereotypically French in Paris this week! First trip of the season!! And it's... an empty cruise ship!!

Thomas, Jess, and Joel finally get into the thick of these contenders for the ladies' hearts and audibly GASP at Tyler's body and we are here for it.

The pride we feel in Rachel finally hitting her fashion stride is unparalleled (except by Gabby's rose ceremony look, sorry babe). 

Pull up a chair and listen to these three cackle, shout, beg for sponsors, and objectify straight men just as God intended.

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What a week for women's rights! Thomas, Jess, and Joel sit down to dissect the power dynamic in this season and scream at ABC's choices as a network. The women finally take back the power.. sort of, and we lose some hotties from the house of men. Diet Coke Grocery Store Joe makes some BOLD statements (according to Gabby), and Erich has the worst first date of his life. How fun for us all!

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The trio is all back together! What a.. slow? week? Gabby & Rachel start their 1 on 1's and Rachel lives in disappointment from her own preconceived expectations. These girls stand up against the QUICKEST in and out villain of the last few seasons, and Rachel finally looks good in clothes provided to her from the presumably DISRESPECTFUL wardrobe crew. Feeling blessed to finally know the men's names now we have an appropriate pool to remember. 

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Miss us? Don't remember us? WELL WE'RE BACK!

Thomas & Jess, and now FULL-TIME co-host, Joel are back to make off-colour comments about your favourite mid-western white women, men, and anyone else in between. This week, Joel and Thomas kick-start the new season with the "never in history ever dramatic blah" DOUBLE Bachelorettes! 

Tune in for mediocre men, Thomas flip-flopping like no one's listening, and quite possibly the funniest line to come out of a Bachelorette's mouth in Bach history.

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