Mocktails Or Messy

Ever wondered what it takes to turn childhood athletic dreams into adult fitness goals? Join us as we share our own journeys through the world of sports, from the ferocious fields of rugby to the high stakes of college track and field. Listen to Kelly's heartfelt update on her return to the gym and her touching story about her daughter’s athletic aspirations. Plus, get creative with us as we explore the fun side of fitness with innovative mocktails and the bubbly joy of kombucha.

Celebrate milestones and moments of hilarity with us! From the thrill of passing a real estate exam to the laugh-out-loud recount of French pole vaulter Anthony Amirani’s wardrobe malfunction, we cover it all. We'll also delve into the world of celebrity gossip with a chat about Rachel Lindsay’s high-profile divorce and the financial twists and turns involved. Our recent trip to Ohio brings up some nostalgic summer reflections, complete with tales from Cedar Point and the quirky charm of Lake Erie's beach.

Reconnecting with friends and navigating personal growth takes center stage as we reflect on our evolving friendships and the importance of setting boundaries for mental wellness. Hear about our admiration for friends like Allison Park and her inspiring music career, and stay tuned for lively discussions on the dynamics within the "Summer House" show. End your day with a smile as we recap social encounters, anticipate future interactions, and remind you that mocktails can get just as messy as life itself. Cheers to health, friendship, and getting our pep back!

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Join us as Kelly kicks things off with her favorite tequila concoction infused with lavender honey and rose water, while reminiscing about her time living in Beaufort, South Carolina. Ryan can't help but admire her Southern belle-inspired outfit as we paint a vivid picture of Charleston's historic beauty and uncover the intriguing tradition behind blue porch ceilings. Plus, hear all about the growing trend of city folks moving down South to soak in that Southern hospitality.

Ready for some laughter and light-hearted chaos? This episode is packed with hilarious high school stories and the surprising dietary habits of Ryan's grandparents. Kelly and Ryan chat about the fun and messiness of mocktails, the delicate balance of sugar in our diets, and the importance of discipline in maintaining a healthy lifestyle. A quirky anecdote about a fruit roll-up and gusher "salad" sparks a discussion on moderation and productivity. And just when Ryan thought he could swear off travel, a new commercial gig pops up, adding a humorous twist to the conversation.

Is reality TV your guilty pleasure? We get into some juicy details about dating, friendship, and the dynamics of settling down. Hear us compare ourselves to the stars of "Southern Charm," particularly Craig Conover's fascinating career shift from law to home decor and his relationship with Paige DeSorbo. As we chat about being "Cali sober," we explore abstaining from alcohol while enjoying cannabis, and the natural origins of getting high or drunk. We wrap things up with a celebration of Kelly's six months of sobriety, sharing a heartfelt toast with mocktails and plenty of laughter. Cheers to another fun-filled episode of "Mocktails are Messy"!

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What happens when you combine the charisma of a doorman with a penchant for unforgettable stories? Meet Uncle Karl Frankowski, our first paid guest, who brings his unique blend of humor and inappropriateness to the mic. Get ready for a trip down memory lane as Karl recounts his time at the Bloomfield Bridge Tavern, complete with quirky catchphrases like "supernatural balance" and a steadfast practice of ID checking. From playful banter about tips to his memorable bar attire, Carl ensures that laughter is never in short supply.

Ever wondered what it’s like to leave college on a whim and embrace the unpredictable path of adventure? Step into my shoes as we share a nostalgic tale from decades ago, where a cold winter in Colorado turned into a journey filled with unexpected twists. From sleeping in a truck to a surprising night in a New Mexico jail, this chapter is a mix of humor and heartfelt moments. Grandpap's costly rescue attempt, with the help of his business partner Roddy, not only highlights family kindness but also adds a hilarious twist to the narrative.

Friendships and relationships can be a maze of complexities, and this episode dives right into it. Uncle Karl’s loving presence and his amusing demand to be our first paid guest set a light-hearted tone before we transition into more serious conversations. From sharing personal dating anecdotes to discussing the tough choices surrounding friends who recreationally dabble with the party drugs, this chapter brings out candid reflections and thoughtful advice. Top it off with some mocktail fun and musings on staying wary of online scams, and you’ve got an episode that’s both entertaining and insightful. 

DISCLAIMER: This podcast contains material that might prove to be sexually explicit to certain viewers. The average man thinks about sex every 7 seconds. Karl is an average man, but he has something that you probably don’t have. He has schizophrenia, a disorder that affects a person's ability to think, feel, and behave clearly. The exact cause of schizophrenia isn't known, but a combination of genetics, environment, and altered brain chemistry and structure may play a role. Schizophrenia is characterized by thoughts or experiences that seem out of touch with reality, disorganized speech or behavior, and decreased participation in daily activities. Difficulty with concentration and memory may also be present. Treatment is usually lifelong and often involves a combination of medications, psychotherapy, and coordinated specialty care services. We hope you find him as endearing as we do.

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Ever wondered what it feels like to transition from the high-stakes world of neurosurgery to the creative arena of hairstyling? Join us as we chat with Dawson, whose journey from neurosurgery student to an expert hairstylist during the pandemic is both captivating and inspiring. Discover how Dawson, driven by a passion for helping others, first aimed to open a pro bono neurosurgery clinic and now finds joy in transforming clients' appearances, turning Kelly into her alter ego "Brittany" with his magical touch. Plus, laugh with us as we bond over a shared love for Moscow Mules, mixed to perfection by our talented guest.

Shift gears with us as we delve into the contrasting experiences Dawson faced, from the pressures of the medical field to the fulfilling and positive environment of beauty services. This episode is a deep dive into personal growth, financial struggles, and the importance of human connections—both in the hair salon and in life. We also share some heartfelt and humorous stories about dating, relationships, and overcoming toxic connections, spotlighting the journey towards a more content and active lifestyle.

We wrap up with a candid discussion on mental health, exploring our personal experiences with medications like Zoloft and Prozac, and the often challenging journey of finding the right treatment. Dawson, along with the hosts, opens up about the emotional rollercoasters, the difficulties of dealing with doctors, and the necessity of understanding and respecting individual needs. Plus, enjoy a fun and engaging conversation about hairstyling preferences, music, and the delightful messiness of life. Celebrate with us as we embrace vulnerability and genuine connection, finding strength and beauty in life's imperfections.

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How did a backyard party spark a nationwide phenomenon in the world of cocktails? Join us as Josh and Sean from Withco Cocktails share their incredible journey of turning a simple idea into a celebrated brand known for organic mixers made with real ingredients like lavender, rose, and garden mint. You'll hear firsthand about the humble beginnings, the challenges faced, and the sheer passion that propelled Withco into the spotlight. Whether you’re a cocktail connoisseur or a fan of non-alcoholic beverages, this episode offers something for everyone.

Discover the versatility and unmatched quality of Withco's mixers as we unpack how nine different products can create over 30 unique drink combinations. We’ll explore how Withco caters to a variety of preferences, from vodka and gin to tequila and champagne, without ever compromising on quality. Learn about their commitment to fresh ingredients and how it not only enhances flavor but also offers functional benefits. If you’ve ever wondered how high-quality cocktails can be both affordable and exceptional, this conversation is a must-listen.

In a more personal segment, we capture a heartfelt and playful exchange between Kelly and Ryan as they celebrate Ryan's six months of sobriety with a toast using Withco's mocktails & and Cock for Kell. We also take you behind the scenes of some unlicensed bar events that helped shape Withco's identity, including collaborations with prestigious venues and the excitement of turning small gatherings into unforgettable experiences. This episode is filled with warmth, camaraderie, and an inside look at what makes Withco Cocktails a standout brand.

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Taylor Sokol, a veteran podcaster and new dad, joins us to share his wisdom on crafting the perfect cocktail or mocktail. Ever tried a Louisville Lip or a Spiritless Kentucky 74 version? You’ll want to after hearing Taylor’s expert tips. Plus, we take a trip down memory lane, reminiscing about wild college parties with Kelly and the unexpected events that always seemed to spice things up at Slippery Cock.

But the fun doesn't stop there! We delve into the vibrant world of live entertainment with tales of a talented LA performer from Beetle House and his aspirations beyond the stage. From iconic characters to securing interviews with stars like Chukwudi Iwuji and Jonathan Freeman, this episode spotlights the passion and dedication behind the scenes. And of course, we couldn’t resist sharing some hilarious impersonations and paying tribute to the legendary Robin Williams.

Finally, get ready to be transported to the high seas with our insider stories from the cruise ship life. From chaotic nights involving traffic cones to the intense schedules and unique roles aboard, we cover it all. Ever wondered about the hidden world of cruise ship morgues or the crew bar camaraderie? We dive deep into it with Podcaster, Cruise Director and Messy Daddy: Taylor Sokol.

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Ever wondered how a quirky New York alcohol law could set the stage for a hilarious and heartfelt podcast? Kelly Mizgorski and Ryan Frankowski kick off “Mocktails Or Messy” by sharing their vibrant New York adventures—from the Palm Tree Music Festival to Ryan’s into the unique energy of summer in NYC, as Kelly and Ryan recount stories that will make you wish you were right there with them.

Next up, we tackle the often controversial topic of personal beauty standards, using our guilty pleasure of following the Kardashians as a springboard for discussion. We debate whether hair extensions, Botox, and spray tans are tools for empowerment or societal pressure traps. Along the way, we share practical travel tips for maintaining fabulous hair and emphasize the importance of self-love and confidence in making beauty choices that feel right for you.

Lastly, get ready for candid conversations about navigating relationships in the Big Apple. From thrilling Grindr encounters and wild nightlife stories to setting boundaries with exes and old friends, we share our personal tales and hard-earned wisdom. We even touch on the joys and challenges of coastal living versus landlocked life. As always, we invite you, our listeners, to share your messiest stories and join us on this hilarious journey, redefining what it means to be “messy” in our 30s, 40s, and beyond. So grab your favorite mocktail, sit back, and let's get messy together!

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Could you imagine ordering an Uber for a baby goldfinch? This episode of "Mocktails Or Messy" promises a whirlwind of humor, practical advice, and heartfelt reflections. Ryan FRANKOwski and Kelly Mizgorski kick off Wasted Wednesday by crafting delightful non-alcoholic beverages using Ritual Gin Alternative and Betty Buzz, all while exchanging laughs over their celebrity crushes on Blake Lively and Taylor Swift. From the significance of using headphones for a more intimate podcast experience to the joy of mocktails, this segment blends light-hearted banter with practical tips for a balanced lifestyle.

Navigating the ups and downs of homeownership, pet care, and parenting can be quite the adventure, as we share in our discussion. From the stress of a costly plumbing issue to the joys and challenges of raising kids, we offer honest reflections and a dose of humor. We also touch on societal perceptions of choosing not to have children, providing a candid commentary on these complex topics. Join us as we share a mix of personal anecdotes and thoughtful insights, all wrapped up in a humorous long-term perspective on parenthood.

We are thrilled to welcome Jorge Perez, author of "Shut the Fuck Up Method," who enlightens us on managing stress through meditation and avoiding negative talk. Jorge's wisdom on maintaining calm and positivity is both inspiring and practical. As we explore themes of personal development, honesty in communication, and setting boundaries, we share stories of self-growth, comedy, and reflection. Tune in for an episode that seamlessly blends light-hearted humor with meaningful conversations, offering plenty of laughs and wisdom along the way.

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Ever wondered how to set boundaries while having a blast with mocktails and cocktails?  Sip along as we reveal our top picks for non-alcoholic liquor alternatives like Ritual and the Dirty Pelican Skinny Organic Mixer, and dive into the fun of UNcuffing season and hot girl/hot boy summer. We round things off with an idea for an unforgettable karaoke night, complete with our favorite song suggestions!

Let's get real about the rollercoaster of hormonal changes and the impact they have on our lives and relationships. From intense PMS emotions to societal pressures, we lay it all out. Hear about our enlightening encounter with a "sober curious" mentee in Chicago and the importance of community support on the path to sobriety. Through genuine conversations, we share personal highs and lows, navigating everyday challenges with authenticity and humor.

Virtual connections can be as powerful as face-to-face ones, and we explore this with stories about interactions with Zack Peters, Carson Kressley, and Fernando J. Garcia. Reflecting on our wild college days, we then shift focus to the nightlife scene, discussing the importance of balance and the personal journey of navigating bisexuality. Wrapping up, we emphasize establishing boundaries and maintaining healthy relationships, even in the face of workplace harassment and family dynamics. Join us in celebrating strength, resilience, and the joy of setting boundaries! Cheers to that!

Mocktails: Gin Alternative - @ritualzeroproof
🫒R :  Lychee Blossom Martini -   #DirtyPelica #mixdirtypelican#yourmocktailsfavoritewingman
Messy: Vodka - @luksusowavodka

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How do you celebrate Pride Month and summer birthdays? Join us as we share a fun-filled episode recounting our vibrant experiences at the Pride Parade, where we flaunted our playful outfits and celebrated with the Studio Raw crew. Kelly dishes on her upcoming summer plans, from a barn party for the 4th of July to visiting Grandpap John. All of this, while sipping on their favorite mocktails and newest cocktail can while reflecting on how summer and Pride Month are the perfect blend of joy and self-expression.

Ever wondered about the dual nature of Geminis or stumbled upon a supportive satanic group at a pride event? We dive into these eclectic topics and more, toasting to love always winning and laughing about Costco's legendary hot dog prices. From speculative discussions on Red Lobster's bankruptcy woes to Madonna's legal troubles over explicit concert content, we explore society's litigious tendencies. And just to keep things light, we entertain the idea of stripping for quick cash, sharing a humorous personal anecdote about a dream to become a stripper.

As our episode takes a more intense turn, we discuss the Netflix show "Baby Reindeer" and share personal stories of trauma and deception. From a troubling encounter in New York involving an overbearing vice president to bizarre childhood memories with a fantasizing babysitter, we reflect on these impactful experiences. Wrapping up with quirky anecdotes, foodie rankings, and family moments, we also uncover workplace drama and the importance of setting boundaries. Join us on Mocktails are Messy, where we embrace life's messiness with humor and heart.

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