Ever wondered what it takes to truly transform your grocery game and navigate the tricky waters of modern relationships? We start this episode of "Mocktails Or Messy" with a lighthearted apology and a playful roast of a new mustache look, setting the tone for a mix of humor and heartfelt conversation. Sip along with us as we introduce our chosen beverages—Barvis Brewing Company's Pumpkin Dark and Sam Adams Octoberfest—and debate the virtues of ditching Whole Foods for the more budget-friendly, but equally delightful, Trader Joe's. Plus, we chat about the highs and lows of buying seasonal produce for kids and the challenges of Sober October, even flirting with the idea of saying goodbye to caffeine.

Have you ever felt the pull of your dreams but weren't sure how to make them a reality? Join us as we gush over TikTok influencer Jenna Lee and share the life-changing benefits of silent walks and inspirational podcasts. We spotlight a memorable episode featuring Chris Appleton, Kim Kardashian's hairstylist, who delves into self-discovery and gratitude. Reflecting on our own aspirations, we discuss potential career shifts into real estate, the fulfillment of being a mom and podcast host, and the magic of manifestation in shaping our future. We're buzzing with excitement over some amazing developments on the horizon and can't wait to share them with you.

Relationships are messy, but they're also a journey of growth and self-discovery. This episode takes a deep dive into the complexities of love, long-distance dilemmas, and the importance of self-healing. We start with the social dynamics in Pittsburgh, including the evolving charm of Bloomfield, before addressing a listener's quandary about proposing to his soon-to-be traveling nurse girlfriend. From personal experiences with long-distance love to setting crucial deadlines for such relationships, we highlight the importance of clear communication and personal growth. Wrapping up, we tackle weighty issues like infidelity, bisexuality, and polyamory, all while maintaining our signature blend of humor and honesty. Tune in for a raw, insightful conversation that promises to leave you both entertained and enlightened.

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Have you ever found yourself clueless about your local senators while sipping on a trendy energy drink? Well, we did, and it led to some hilarious banter on this episode of "Mocktails Or Messy!" Join Kelly and Ryan as they recount their hilarious (and sometimes embarrassing) experiences with cocktails, including Kelly's unforgettable first dirty martini. We also touch on the surprising ways Pittsburgh's heat wave has impacted our wardrobe choices and share some light-hearted thoughts on keeping client confidentiality in our real estate ventures.

What do personal preferences about nudity, bathrobes, and the Paralympics have in common? They all make for some pretty entertaining conversation! This episode takes a whimsical turn as we issue a PSA about the importance of closing your blinds at night and dive into the fashion mishaps that come with living with others. We also celebrate the astounding achievements of Hunter Woodhull and Tara Davis Woodhull, the power couple of the Paralympics, and share our awe at their inspiring journeys and gold medals. It's a rollercoaster of a discussion that keeps you guessing what's next!

From overcoming fibular hemimelia to the quirky trend of Gen Z's silent walking, this episode covers it all. We reminisce about our college days running track, the challenges of city driving with heavy electric vehicles on the rise, and the evolution of personal confidence. We also explore modern trends' surprising impacts on ADHD symptoms and the need for innovative solutions in elderly care. Whether it's reflecting on personal growth or balancing life's fun moments with career aspirations, this episode promises laughter, inspiration, and a few thought-provoking insights. Tune in for a conversation that's as messy and delightful as mocktails themselves!

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Have brunch plans ever led you into a deep conversation about life's unexpected turns? Join us as we kick things off with some lighthearted chatter about our fall brunch plans and the cozy vibes of the season. We get real about navigating the emotional aftermath of a breakup and how the changing seasons can amplify those feelings. You won't want to miss our nostalgic trip down memory lane, remembering a hilarious incident with a bottle of bubbles, and our shared enthusiasm for the ever-shifting real estate market.

Family and friendships take center stage in our next segment, where we explore the preciousness of time spent with aging grandparents. Hear personal stories about the health challenges our grandparents face and the importance of cherishing these moments. Relationships aren't always smooth sailing; we recount a recent friendship hiccup, the lessons learned, and the humorous yet eye-opening attempt to use ChatGPT for a heartfelt apology. These stories underscore the value of genuine communication in all relationships.

Our final chapter covers a gamut of crucial topics, from food safety warnings about a listeria outbreak in boar's head liverwurst to planning a fun bottomless brunch in Pittsburgh. We dive into lifestyle changes, including the highs and lows of cannabis use and the surprising benefits of sobriety. The episode takes a sobering turn as we share unsettling personal stories that highlight the dark realities of sex trafficking and the importance of vigilance. Tune in for an engaging mix of humor, heartfelt reflections, and essential safety tips that are sure to keep you both entertained and informed.

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What happens when a fearless mom with a glittery sport bike and a wardrobe to die for meets the world of Mocktails? Meet Katie, our fabulous guest on this episode of "Mocktails Or Messy," as she shares her unapologetically bold take on life, motherhood, and fashion. From her open and supportive relationship with her teenage daughter Kira to cheering on her football-loving son Jameson, Katie's candidness about the ups and downs of parenting is both refreshing and inspiring. 

In a heartfelt recount of career transformations, we'll follow her Husband's journey from FedEx sales to a thriving real estate career, supported unwaveringly by his family. Plus, we peek inside the emotional rollercoaster of working in a pediatric transplant unit and the fierce world of Dance Moms competitions through the experiences of her daughters. This episode underscores the importance of nurturing children's passions, the emotional toll of career changes, and the resilience required to face life's challenges head-on.

Finally, dive into family dynamics and the transformative power of relationships. Katie opens up about breaking generational curses through open communication with her kids, her estranged relationship with her parents, and the humorous chaos of neighborhood politics, complete with fireworks disputes and epic parties. We wrap up with a mix of laughter, wisdom, and a few memorable stories, including a stolen wallet saga at the dirty bird "Giant Eagle" grocery store and the importance of setting boundaries in friendships. Join us for an episode brimming with authenticity, humor, and a celebration of life's Messy yet beautiful moments.

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Could you handle a cheeky conversation about texting mishaps, bougie lifestyles, and the odd vibrator review? Join Kelly Mizgorski and Ryan Frankowski as they kick things off with the sizzling scoop about Emily's engagement. Things get delightfully awkward as we share our favorite drink picks—Ryan's loving Katy Perry's "De Soi"  and Kelly's sipping on her Dry Farm Wines—before diving into some embarrassing yet hilarious stories.

Expect a rollercoaster of emotions and some serious tea on past relationships, including a bold text that led to a surprising engagement update. We don't shy away from life's serious topics either, from the impact of domestic violence to grappling with body image issues. Amidst these weighty discussions, we keep it light with humor around fashion trends and the quintessential pumpkin spice season, making sure you get a taste of both the serious and the silly.

Wrap things up with us as we explore the evolving meaning of "demure," share some personal growth stories, and chat about the curious world of man tan products. Whether it's a hilarious recount of a recent date or the joy of finding genuine, unicorn-like connections, our conversation promises to be both entertaining and thought-provoking. Don't miss out on this engaging mix of fun, introspection, and real talk!

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What happens when you mix the unfiltered humor of a Marine Corps veteran with the challenges of post-service fitness? Scotty, a tall and muscular Marine Corps veteran, joins us to spill some of his wildest stories and best fitness tips. From the infamous Whisper Alley to the banana show, Scotty's tales will have you laughing and learning the importance of staying fit, both in and out of the military. Kelly and I also delve into the complexities of balancing rigorous fitness routines with family life, sharing our own experiences and goals along the way.

Ever wondered what it’s like to be a military police officer in Okinawa, Japan? This episode features a gripping recount of a gruesome accident and the heightened security measures post-9/11. We explore the daily responsibilities and occasional mishaps of young Marines stationed overseas, whether they're getting physically fit, finding religion, or indulging in nightlife. Scotty takes us through the stringent drug testing procedures and the fine line commanding officers walk to maintain discipline, sharing some jaw-dropping anecdotes, including a Marine's bizarre excuse for testing positive.

We wrap up the episode with a deep dive into the addictive nature of tattoos and the personal significance they hold for Marines, from Nordic symbols to Viking culture. Family planning and the challenges of balancing time and resources also come into play as we share personal stories and reflections. And of course, we couldn't forget the lighter side of things – gym talk, quirky humor, and a standing invitation for Scotty to join us anytime. It’s an engaging mix of camaraderie, respect, and a lot of laughs, making this episode a must-listen for anyone interested in military life and fitness.

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Ever wondered what pets, real estate, and dating advice have in common? Join us on this episode of Mocktails Or Messy as Kelly Mizgorski and Ryan Frankowski tackle a whirlwind of topics that promise to keep you entertained and maybe even a tad wiser. From Kelly's hilarious attempt at an English accent to Ryan's surprising appreciation of Katy Perry's De Soi Golden Hour, there's never a dull moment. Kelly shares her plans to switch from white to red wine, marking the end of summer, and dives into her latest real estate ventures, hinting at some exciting future collaborations. Meanwhile, Ryan talks about the newest addition to his household—a black kitten that arrived as a birthday surprise, bringing joy and chaos to his family.

Transitioning from fur to flair, we delve into the joys and challenges of pet ownership, the curious origins of AM and PM, and even provide some candid dating advice. Reflecting on past relationships, we ponder the complexities of rekindling old flames and the charm of high school sweethearts. With anecdotes about teaching each other how to make out and eerie experiences in haunted homes, our conversation takes a nostalgic and sometimes spooky turn, exploring how these memories shape our perspectives on love and life. We highlight the importance of shooting your shot in love, no matter the uncertainties.

As we bounce from tales of supernatural connections to fitness goals and dietary differences, the laughter never stops. We discuss everything from the peculiar taste of bottled water across regions to the nostalgic flavors of childhood candies. Closing with a heartfelt toast to our deep friendship and a drama-free life, we celebrate the joys of connection and invite listeners to share their own stories with us. Tune in for an episode filled with humor, heart, and a whole lot of fun.

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Ever wondered what it takes to turn childhood athletic dreams into adult fitness goals? Join us as we share our own journeys through the world of sports, from the ferocious fields of rugby to the high stakes of college track and field. Listen to Kelly's heartfelt update on her return to the gym and her touching story about her daughter’s athletic aspirations. Plus, get creative with us as we explore the fun side of fitness with innovative mocktails and the bubbly joy of kombucha.

Celebrate milestones and moments of hilarity with us! From the thrill of passing a real estate exam to the laugh-out-loud recount of French pole vaulter Anthony Amirani’s wardrobe malfunction, we cover it all. We'll also delve into the world of celebrity gossip with a chat about Rachel Lindsay’s high-profile divorce and the financial twists and turns involved. Our recent trip to Ohio brings up some nostalgic summer reflections, complete with tales from Cedar Point and the quirky charm of Lake Erie's beach.

Reconnecting with friends and navigating personal growth takes center stage as we reflect on our evolving friendships and the importance of setting boundaries for mental wellness. Hear about our admiration for friends like Allison Park and her inspiring music career, and stay tuned for lively discussions on the dynamics within the "Summer House" show. End your day with a smile as we recap social encounters, anticipate future interactions, and remind you that mocktails can get just as messy as life itself. Cheers to health, friendship, and getting our pep back!

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Join us as Kelly kicks things off with her favorite tequila concoction infused with lavender honey and rose water, while reminiscing about her time living in Beaufort, South Carolina. Ryan can't help but admire her Southern belle-inspired outfit as we paint a vivid picture of Charleston's historic beauty and uncover the intriguing tradition behind blue porch ceilings. Plus, hear all about the growing trend of city folks moving down South to soak in that Southern hospitality.

Ready for some laughter and light-hearted chaos? This episode is packed with hilarious high school stories and the surprising dietary habits of Ryan's grandparents. Kelly and Ryan chat about the fun and messiness of mocktails, the delicate balance of sugar in our diets, and the importance of discipline in maintaining a healthy lifestyle. A quirky anecdote about a fruit roll-up and gusher "salad" sparks a discussion on moderation and productivity. And just when Ryan thought he could swear off travel, a new commercial gig pops up, adding a humorous twist to the conversation.

Is reality TV your guilty pleasure? We get into some juicy details about dating, friendship, and the dynamics of settling down. Hear us compare ourselves to the stars of "Southern Charm," particularly Craig Conover's fascinating career shift from law to home decor and his relationship with Paige DeSorbo. As we chat about being "Cali sober," we explore abstaining from alcohol while enjoying cannabis, and the natural origins of getting high or drunk. We wrap things up with a celebration of Kelly's six months of sobriety, sharing a heartfelt toast with mocktails and plenty of laughter. Cheers to another fun-filled episode of "Mocktails are Messy"!

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What happens when you combine the charisma of a doorman with a penchant for unforgettable stories? Meet Uncle Karl Frankowski, our first paid guest, who brings his unique blend of humor and inappropriateness to the mic. Get ready for a trip down memory lane as Karl recounts his time at the Bloomfield Bridge Tavern, complete with quirky catchphrases like "supernatural balance" and a steadfast practice of ID checking. From playful banter about tips to his memorable bar attire, Carl ensures that laughter is never in short supply.

Ever wondered what it’s like to leave college on a whim and embrace the unpredictable path of adventure? Step into my shoes as we share a nostalgic tale from decades ago, where a cold winter in Colorado turned into a journey filled with unexpected twists. From sleeping in a truck to a surprising night in a New Mexico jail, this chapter is a mix of humor and heartfelt moments. Grandpap's costly rescue attempt, with the help of his business partner Roddy, not only highlights family kindness but also adds a hilarious twist to the narrative.

Friendships and relationships can be a maze of complexities, and this episode dives right into it. Uncle Karl’s loving presence and his amusing demand to be our first paid guest set a light-hearted tone before we transition into more serious conversations. From sharing personal dating anecdotes to discussing the tough choices surrounding friends who recreationally dabble with the party drugs, this chapter brings out candid reflections and thoughtful advice. Top it off with some mocktail fun and musings on staying wary of online scams, and you’ve got an episode that’s both entertaining and insightful. 

DISCLAIMER: This podcast contains material that might prove to be sexually explicit to certain viewers. The average man thinks about sex every 7 seconds. Karl is an average man, but he has something that you probably don’t have. He has schizophrenia, a disorder that affects a person's ability to think, feel, and behave clearly. The exact cause of schizophrenia isn't known, but a combination of genetics, environment, and altered brain chemistry and structure may play a role. Schizophrenia is characterized by thoughts or experiences that seem out of touch with reality, disorganized speech or behavior, and decreased participation in daily activities. Difficulty with concentration and memory may also be present. Treatment is usually lifelong and often involves a combination of medications, psychotherapy, and coordinated specialty care services. We hope you find him as endearing as we do.

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