My parenting style is lying, what's yours?

Toddlers are tiny little forces to be reckoned with - and this poem will prove it!

What the DUCK?! How is it even possible that my house is literally always messy? I swear, the second I clean up it's messy again five seconds later. But y tho? 😭

Sometimes it feels like all I do in a day is change poo diapers. So I wrote a poem about it. 

Imagine for a second if mom didn't grab stuff for the kids before leaving the house. The kids wouldn't have snacks, the baby wouldn't have diapers and dad wouldn't have a care in the world about any of it.

There was a time I would shout, "Bartender! Make it a double!" My mother-tongue has changed to, "Lid that marker or you're in trouble!"

Is it just me, or can the littlest things set you off, mama?

Different day, same damn question.

Hello there, I'm mom of the year! Oh, did you not hear that I won? Beat out all the other moms. Here, let me show you how it's done...

Seems that we have it so good since we watch TV all day long. We sleep when the baby sleeps and play fun games and sing songs. (YAH, OK!)

"There's no such thing as a mom who doesn't work". (Caitlin Fought)