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- Minute 53 - The Etymology of Welp
Anthony reveals his one childhood wish was just for a single crate of dynamite. Justin and Andrew back away slowly. Dracula takes revenge on Van Helsing's wall for blowing up his walls in the prologue. Everyone else wants pizza.
"Monster Mash"
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15 min - Minute 52 - I'm Big Bird's Teddy Bear
The Short Circuit and Inhumanoids references from earlier in the week just weren't enough 80s, so we're gonna have an in depth discussion about Square One with Anthony Murphy. Also Patrick's Sister turns the tables on the dastardly Squaddies, at least in the script.
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18 min - Minute 51- It's Like Nads, But You're Putting an R in There
Anthony's back as Patrick' sister gets a skeevy proposition. We discuss what we think her name might be, and actress Lisa Fuller herself provides the best answer. "Monster Mash"
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14 min - Minute 50 - Inhumanoids vs Visionaries
Anthony Murphy of No Time for Heroics rejoins us to talk 80s Steves and their 80s Steve cars, Justin does a deep dive into obscure 80s toys, Andrew does a deep dive into Short Circuit references.
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16 min - Minute 49 - Werewolf Squats
Once more Crystal Beth is helping us out by explaining squatty werewolves. We talk practical effects, transformation scenes, and Andrew's favorite minute of the movie (maybe).
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23 min - Minute 48 - It's Like Stefan Urquelle
Del and Sapir rap about creepy cars. Crystal Beth and Andrew both confess that they always wanted a hearse. We all begin to suspect that Del isn't a very good cop.
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18 min - Minute 47 - Dime-Store Dracula
Crystal Beth is introduced to who she describes as a "dime-store, Woolworth's Dracula". We discuss the logistics of the Mummy going to the drug store.
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14 min - Minute 46 - There Might've Been Boobs on It
Crystal Beth returns (as does Justin) to enjoy more Rock Until You Drop montage, and witness Rudy supplying the Frankenstein Monster with pornography.
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26 min - Minute 45 - Born Dead
MxM Maven and host of The Fifth Eleminute Crystal Beth is on the show, and she's never seen nor really heard of Monster Squad! So like most people really. Crystal tells us what she thinks is going on as the music montage continues, having never seen the rest of the movie. Andrew wants monster-themed episodes of RuPaul's Drag Race Rudy sharpens pre-sharpened stakes. Justin is MIA.
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23 min - Minute 44 - They Put Jeepers Everywhere
For one final time, Ralph Attanasia is up in the treehouse for Dracula being a little too sure of himself, Shawn's weird decorating style, and the all-important beginning of the awesome 80s music montage!
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The show that really dorks out about the 1987 cult classic The Monster Squad, one minute at a time!