Monster Squad Minute

This episode Phoebe blew a hole in limbo and sucked away our audio with it! So after a catastrophic equipment failure, Andrew has pieced back together the episode into a shambling patchwork mockery of a man that shows up just in time to grab Dracula by the neck and impale him on a cross! Ainsley Hawthorn returns to help us figure out this magic spell thing.

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Dracula uses the force on Scary German Guy, and then calls Phoebe a bad word.

Ainsley helps us figure out what the heck age group this movie is for.

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Ainsley Hawthorn joins us once again for what may be, if not the best single minute in any movie ever done in the movies by minutes format, certainly the best of this particular film.

Justin settles the eternal question of Horace vs Chunk, Horace settles the eternal question of Fishman vs shotgun, Ainsley gives Andrew the eternal gift of an opening to talk about Horatio Nelson.

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We take a deep dive into the movie and get a sneak peak at the Squad Doc Wolfman's got Nards as André Gower joins us one last time to wax philosophical on the significance of the entire film. Plus Justin cheers for the apotheosis of Horace, Andrew gives his own pitch for Monster Squad Part II, and André might just check a couple new recruits officially into the Squad.

Also, somehow if breaks down that minute 69 is all about virgins. Whoops!

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We're in virgin territory with Monster Squad star André Gower asks why having sex disqualifies you from being able to save the world, how incredible the death of the Wolfman is, and the possible origins of Wolfcop.

Plus, André names his top 80s movies, throws some serious Goonies shade and could that be a Monster Squad sequel? HMMMMMMM!?

ALSO! Andrew drops a bomb about André's filmography that's going to blow your dang mind. "Monster Mash"

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We sing the praises of Ryan Lambert's vulnerable portrayal of the unstoppable killing machine Rudy Halloran and also talk about what songs were on the mixtape he made Lisa Fuller. André Gower confirms that the treehouse was full of pornography.

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Squadmaster André Gower is back to talk about how hard it is to hit an actor in a Wolfman outfit with a bat, how great Ryan Lambert i as spit taking, and the direct line between Monster Squad's Gillman, Predator, and Shape of Water. All that and Wolfman's incredible abs! What more could you want from a podcast?

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The leader of the Squad, Sean Crenshaw himself, André Gower joins us just in time for him to do a sick karate roll as Del shoots a Dracula out of the air while driving a station wagon. At least we hope that was Dracula, maybe it was just any old bat in the wrong place at the wrong time... Get ready for some behind the scenes dish all this week, plus info on André's new doc Wolfman's Got Nards!

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One last time, Shawn Robare of Branded in the 80s returns to help us figure out who exactly the virgin in this situation is, and also whatever the heck happened with that third Bride of Dracula.

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Shawn Robare is back to help us figure out if Del and Emily can really make this marriage thing work after this (they can't) what makes a successful marriage (defeating Dracula) and what to see when you visit the Gilmore Girls in Stars Hollow.

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