Monster Squad Minute

Shawn Robare is with us as the the black guy is the first to die. Del weighs the paperwork of killing a guy in a Dracula costume in cold blood. Andrew drops some bombs from the script, but not like... not like literal bombs like Drac just did, y'know?

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Shawn Robare of Branded in the 80s is back to witness Dracula take apart the American Dream. Big cars? Destroy 'em. White picket fence? Drive over it. Family unit? Divorce!

Plus: Duncan Regehr starts the twenty minutes that made him one of the best and most chilling Draculas on the big screen!

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Monster master Shawn Robare of Branded in the 80's joins us to present more evidence that Phoebe is the most useful member of the Squad, wonder what Dracula's credit rating is like vis a vis automotive purchases, and hits at a door left open for Monster Squad Part II.

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But first, tired of hosting a Halloween party with only Thriller and Monster Mash on repeat as music? We talk about how to create the best Halloween mixtape to seasonally gloom up even the most ebullient party! THEN! Maybe who cares about going to parties? Let's stay home and watch movies instead! Justin and Andrew break down the best Halloween movies while they're at it. Did we miss any movies or songs? Tell us about it on Twitter!

Dan McCoy of the Flop House is here once more to reveal which is his favorite monster, and also talk about Shawn's excitable bowels. Rudy attempts to SWAT the monsters, and the mummified remains of Kantanka-Ra are surprisingly agile.

Plus, some protips on Duck Tales for NES, and a sneak preview of the upcoming Flop House live show!

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The Squad decides it's going to visit Gilmore Girls, while Dan McCoy from the Flop House returns to the show. We discuss a really sweet Christian joke, Phoebe once again saving the world, and what's up with Scary German Guy anyway.

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Dan's back to help us navigate the perils of nostalgia, and try and figure out if things wouldn't have gone better if Shawn had just left the amulet where found it surrounded by crosses and garlic. We swap some weaponized pizza recipes. Andrew says the word plinth.

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We welcome back Dan McCoy from the Flop House as the movie fails the monster test. We ponder the proliferation of secret passages, the cycle of nostalgia, and the film career of Fred Dekker.

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Dan McCoy joins us from the Flop House podcast to talk about the line you know even if you've never seen this movie. We hypothesize about the wolfman reproductive system.

We also take a deep dive into some deleted scenes starring Liam Neeson!

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Once more onto the treehouse, Anthony from No Time for Heroics joins us to point out how woefully underprepared to fight Dracula these guys are. Shawn inadvertently agrees with the Horace-Patrick plan of leaving this to the police. We discuss how to kill a Frankenstein monster, and the problem of monster cultural appropriation.

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