More Morgellons

Crystal kicks off the 13th season of More Morgellons, leading some critics to question how can anyone be this self-absorbed … and funny? “The critics love me guys, even the ones who hate me.” -CC

Crystal time travels back to 2006 to explore the bizarre condition called Morgellons. She has fully integrated and is now 99.9 morgs and 0.1 rayon cotton blend.

Crystal congratulates the most famous Morgie alive on her recent Grammy performance and win. Joni Mitchell continues to be oblivious to Crystal’s existence, and Yahoo news continues to publish misinformation about Morgellons disease.

Crystal and part time side kick dish over the latest morgellon sighting, share a clip from a listener’s film recommendation and A song by the worms.

Crystal explores the possibility, that smart fibers are terraforming the earth, and integrating with every single living thing on the planet in order to create a New World order where everyone is a Morgie.

Crystal shares a new message from a listener and tries to untangle the truth from the twisted axons and morgellons that comprise the hive mind in which her consciousness has been subsumed. “I’m a switch not a sub.” -CC

Crystal is jacked up on horse paste again, bringing you all the latest and greatest from the six month old headlines. Also, guests and a trip to re-education camp.

Crystal opens the vault and reads declassified materials related to Morgellons mind control weapons and the invisible third world war.

Crystal shares what she is grateful for this thanksgiving and encourages listeners to share their thanks with the show.

Crystal fashions herself a film critic, discusses C19 shots and the documentary Died Suddenly, and hears back from listeners, one of whom is the world’s longest suffering Morgie?