Crystal introduces part one of this two part special about Morgies from San Francisco CA, ground zero for the US outbreak of Morgellons Disease. “Y’all are all my kin.” -CC

Crystal drops in to tell listeners about her new YouTube channel since she has sworn of Twitter. https://youtube.com/channel/UCep4Q2YJk0iwvStl6dCt7CA check it out!

Crystal declares that change is the only constant in a paramahansa-inspired pep talk. She again tries to decipher the diagnostic paradox of the matchbox sign and concludes that psychiatry is a pseudoscience and political tool of oppression. “I’m not an expert y’all, I’m an international sex symbol.” -CC

Crystal’s Election Night commentary with a visit to the comment cave and an update on the UFOs that are Chinese Drones.

Crystal discusses transhumanism with Reverend F.L. Horn. “If I’m not a prime example of advanced post human evolution based on sexiness alone, then I don’t know who is … other than my clones.” -CC

Crystal shares the inconclusive proof that people can arrive at really crazy conclusions when their premises are incoherent and mutually exclusive. “This is the science. It’s nuts.” -CC

Crystal kicks this episode off with a Kansas parody but thankfully does not talk about dust again, instead making her case for her claim that morgies don’t suffer from shared psychotic disorder. “It’s the dust in the wind.” -CC

Crystal discusses capital T truth and the emerging insights provided by her survey of 92 morgellons patients. She keeps threatening to create a temporal geospatial Morgellons outbreak map, but the sound of mind are dubious. “I’ve taken mad science to a whole new level of madness y’all.” -CC

Crystal patiently explains for the thousandth time why phonies who exploit desperate people for personal financial gain should be exposed and then ignored. “Send all cash, money orders and personal checks henceforth to More [email protected] And Cc the Dept. of Beer Money” -CC

Crystal delves deeper into a familiar trope and concludes inconclusively on the etiology of Morgellon’s Disease. Music by The Worms.