Crystal fact checks a fact checker at DARPA about Profusa biosensors and announces, “New evidence suggests that the truth is a lie.” -CC

Crystal gives an in depth perspective of the deep state, and investigates the lead investigator on the Morgellons CDC study, Michelle Pearson, MD.

Crystal delves into the nitty gritty of trace evidence in forensic science to solve the crime of Morgellons Disease. “Nitty gritty, fuzz balls, glitter, you name it!” -CC

Crystal has a new theory, and she thinks she can now explain intelligent black goo. “If you don’t have confidence, how are you going to gain other people’s?” -CC

Crystal checks in with a special kwanza episode to discuss skyquakes.

Crystal takes the blue pill that makes you small and steps thru the magnifying glass to inspect the multidimensional mythic mystery of morgellons, demystified by the master of mystification, Harold Kautz Vella.

Crystals blows the lid off season nine with a trifecta of FOIA requests, a brainstorming session with an artificial brain, and she rings in the holiday season with music by The Worms. “It’s not holiday music y’all, you’re welcome.” -CC

Crystal interviews Doctor Morgellon and discusses with special guest the relative merits of Elon Musk’s Neuralink brain device. Music by The Worms

Crystal proves once and for all she can’t do math in this episode about a 2015 dossier leaked from the CCP about winning World War Three with genetically modified bioweapons. “Good thing I got inoculated in 2020 with the superbug morgellons!” -CC

Crystal is back with part II of a special morgie story. “Like all morgellons stories, it starts in Africa y’all.” -CC