Crystal checks in with a special kwanza episode to discuss skyquakes.

Crystal takes the blue pill that makes you small and steps thru the magnifying glass to inspect the multidimensional mythic mystery of morgellons, demystified by the master of mystification, Harold Kautz Vella.

Crystals blows the lid off season nine with a trifecta of FOIA requests, a brainstorming session with an artificial brain, and she rings in the holiday season with music by The Worms. “It’s not holiday music y’all, you’re welcome.” -CC

Crystal interviews Doctor Morgellon and discusses with special guest the relative merits of Elon Musk’s Neuralink brain device. Music by The Worms

Crystal proves once and for all she can’t do math in this episode about a 2015 dossier leaked from the CCP about winning World War Three with genetically modified bioweapons. “Good thing I got inoculated in 2020 with the superbug morgellons!” -CC

Crystal is back with part II of a special morgie story. “Like all morgellons stories, it starts in Africa y’all.” -CC

Crystal introduces part one of this two part special about Morgies from San Francisco CA, ground zero for the US outbreak of Morgellons Disease. “Y’all are all my kin.” -CC

Crystal drops in to tell listeners about her new YouTube channel since she has sworn of Twitter. https://youtube.com/channel/UCep4Q2YJk0iwvStl6dCt7CA check it out!

Crystal declares that change is the only constant in a paramahansa-inspired pep talk. She again tries to decipher the diagnostic paradox of the matchbox sign and concludes that psychiatry is a pseudoscience and political tool of oppression. “I’m not an expert y’all, I’m an international sex symbol.” -CC

Crystal’s Election Night commentary with a visit to the comment cave and an update on the UFOs that are Chinese Drones.