Crystal travels back to the year 2007 when the NIH rare disease catalogue included a reference to Morgellons that was subsequently deleted after being made public. “Fishier than a Wuhan wet market y’all!” -CC

Crystal ties two sketchy stories together in an amalgam of truth-like tales and unanswered questions. “Morgs found in Morgues. Duh.” -CC

Crystal challenges the online theory that morgellons is caused by something other than aliens. “It’s clearly aliens (this week) y’all.” -CC

Crystal simultaneously busts myths and spreads misinformation about subjects of which she knows little. “Prove me wrong, I am your rhesus monkey CDC.” -CC

Crystal reveals her “other disease” funnymynn’s syndrome, rants about dogs, and travels back to 2005 when the closure of AFIP was announced. “Your pets are my peeves.” -CC Music performed by the The Worms.

Crystal jumps right into this episode about excess deaths during the pandemic era with a parody song about the covert warfare tactics possibly being carried out by the CCP and its friends. “And on the taxpayer dime?” -CC

Crystal breaks the fourth wall, gets attacked by a pit bull, receives a miracle and loses her driving privileges. “And again I was humbled before I was empowered.” -CC

Crystal waffles on biofilms, adds another tune to an astonishingly large and cringeworthy catalogue of morgellon-inspired musical numbers and invites doubters to, “saddle up, bring your scope, sit down and take a look.”

Crystal goes to the Middle East to visit 21 women misdiagnosed with DP which was described in a poorly conceived observational study from June 2022. “I’m big in Kazakastan y’all.” -CC

Crystal laments the data desert that is Morgellons disease while taking listeners on a guided tour up the scientific stairway to the heaven of most probable, provisional truth. Special cameo appearance of Patient Zero, who happens to be CC’s “second best-looking ex” after Tomfi Tomf Tomf Tomf.