Crystal does what no white lady should ever do, rap. And admit she has Morgellons and Medusa hair.

Crystal read the news and has the new variant blues.

Crystal wishes you a happy holiday and sings a depressing song.

Crystal delves into some brand new research about bovine digital dermatitis and Holy cow! There are too many cattle jokes in this episode. “But it’s still a great one.” -CC

Crystal looks backwards, which is the same as gaining hindsight and can cause a stigmatism and, in fact, has. She implores listeners to tell her their stories or where are her glasses. CC

Crystal indulges in some self indulgence, and what else is new but these old stories from nursing school before She became a vampiremorg.

Crystal harkens back to her pre-career nursing career and realizes she has learned what she already knew and nothing more.

All the cool kids show up. And no one drinks the kook aid.

Crystal and listeners engage in a discourse about dis course on Morgellons that just came out.

Crystal and special guest interrogate a Morgellon and plan its execution. With glee.