Crystal discusses transhumanism with Reverend F.L. Horn. “If I’m not a prime example of advanced post human evolution based on sexiness alone, then I don’t know who is … other than my clones.” -CC

Crystal shares the inconclusive proof that people can arrive at really crazy conclusions when their premises are incoherent and mutually exclusive. “This is the science. It’s nuts.” -CC

Crystal kicks this episode off with a Kansas parody but thankfully does not talk about dust again, instead making her case for her claim that morgies don’t suffer from shared psychotic disorder. “It’s the dust in the wind.” -CC

Crystal discusses capital T truth and the emerging insights provided by her survey of 92 morgellons patients. She keeps threatening to create a temporal geospatial Morgellons outbreak map, but the sound of mind are dubious. “I’ve taken mad science to a whole new level of madness y’all.” -CC

Crystal patiently explains for the thousandth time why phonies who exploit desperate people for personal financial gain should be exposed and then ignored. “Send all cash, money orders and personal checks henceforth to More [email protected] And Cc the Dept. of Beer Money” -CC

Crystal delves deeper into a familiar trope and concludes inconclusively on the etiology of Morgellon’s Disease. Music by The Worms.

Crystal and cohost have a friendly debate on the merits of the morg conspiracy theory of the week.

Crystal assures listeners she’s not nuts while describing the moving, fiber optical hairs that are glowing green and pink and growing from her head, as she is now a reptilian cyborg humanoid. “I prefer the pronoun it.” -CC

Crystal travels back to the year 2007 when the NIH rare disease catalogue included a reference to Morgellons that was subsequently deleted after being made public. “Fishier than a Wuhan wet market y’all!” -CC

Crystal ties two sketchy stories together in an amalgam of truth-like tales and unanswered questions. “Morgs found in Morgues. Duh.” -CC