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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are trying not to get eaten by zombie vampire creatures while also dealing with a post-apocalyptic world. This time, we’re talking about the Francis Lawrence film from 2007, I Am Legend.

It may seem callous to say, but I hope that no animals will be able to survive a real apocalypse like the one shown in this film. It would be sad, for sure. However, I sure as hell don’t want to do what Robert Neville had to do to his poor dog.

That may have been one of the most heartbreaking things ever.

The rest of the film, though? Pretty dang clever and exciting. As far as ends of the world go, this one didn’t seem particularly bad. All you’ve got to do is keep to a schedule and cover your tracks at all times. Seems like a person could make that work.

I won’t ever say I could, but Neville certainly did. Then again, I’m no world famous scientist, so what do I know?

(Recorded on June 16, 2022)

Links to Stuff We Mentioned:

I Am Legend - The Movie Database (TMDB)

I Am Legend trailer - YouTube

Francis Lawrence — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Will Smith — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Alice Braga — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Charlie Tahan — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Dash Mihok — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Salli Richardson-Whitfield — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Willow Smith — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Tom Hanks — The Movie Database (TMDB)

I Am Legend (novel) - Wikipedia

Richard Matheson - Wikipedia

Game of Thrones (TV Series 2011–2019) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

A Dog’s Purpose (2017) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Signs (2002) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

The Walking Dead (TV Series 2010- ) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Bob Marley - Wikipedia

Three Little Birds | Bob Marley - YouTube

Stephen King - Wikipedia

I Am Legend audiobook - Audible.com

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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are strapping into our finest leather body armor and getting ready to kill some vampires. This time, we watched the Stephen Norrington film from 1998, Blade.

I don’t think I ever would have guessed that politics would play such an integral role in the lives of vampires, but I keep getting proven wrong. This film, What We Do In the Shadows, and heck, even in Twilight there’s always a top council of vampires.

One would think that near immortality and extreme strength would lend itself toward more anarchy, but these vamps just can’t help but be political.

And yet, they can never foresee or stop an avenging character like Blade. For all their puttering around and talking across long tables, they all end up getting messed up by some daywalking force of vengeance.

I think the moral of this story is that vampires, while powerful and occasionally sexy, aren’t able to think outside the box. I hope this won’t come back to bite me one day, pun very much intended, but vampires are kinda dumb.

(Recorded on June 16, 2022)

Links to Stuff We Mentioned:

Blade (1998) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Stephen Norrington — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Wesley Snipes — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Stephen Dorff — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Kris Kristofferson — The Movie Database (TMDB)

N’Bushe Wright — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Donal Logue — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Udo Kier — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Batman (1989) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Xena: Warrior Princess (TV Series 1995–2001) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Blade — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Mahershala Ali — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Spider-Man (TV Series 1994–1998) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Morbius (2022) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Harry and the Hendersons (1987) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Jessica Biel — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Guillermo del Toro — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Sharknado (2013) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

TMNT Shredder’s Revenge

Gotham (TV Series 2014–2019) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are seeking some sweet revenge after being double-crossed by crooked businessmen and politicians. We watched and talked about the Robert Rodriguez film from 2010, Machete.

Let’s see… Have we got an ex-Federale waging an unstoppable crusade to enact bloody revenge on the bastards who took his family and life away from him? Check.

A brother who is a man of God but isn’t all that concerned with all of that “do not kill” nonsense? Check.

The sweetest comeuppance for an extremist political asshole you could ever hope to find in a movie? Check.

Lindsay Lohan dressed as a murderous nun? Um, check?

It appears that this film has everything a person could ever want in an action flick. Better yet, it’s our B movie of the month. Listen on to find out if we give it a rating of brilliant, flunder, or the dreaded blunder.

(Recorded on August 25, 2022)

Links to Stuff We Mentioned:

Machete (2010) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Machete trailer - YouTube

Jeff Fahey — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Cheech Marin — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Steven Seagal — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Shea Whigham — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Don Johnson — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Citizen Kane (1941) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Machete Kills (2013) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Sharknado 2: The Second One (2014) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Nash Bridges (TV Series 1996–2001) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

The Matrix (1999) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Hero’s journey - Wikipedia

The Fast and the Furious (2001) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Under Siege (1992) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Executive Decision (1996) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Grindhouse (2007) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Quentin Tarantino — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Edgar Wright — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Rob Zombie — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Machete Kills Again… in Space — The Movie Database (TMDB)

F9 (2021) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are experimenting with weirdo key parties from the ‘70s, but then chickening out and going back home to watch cartoons or something. This time, we’re talking about the Ang Lee film from 1997, The Ice Storm.

Watching this film, you might have a hard time trying to figure out what makes you more uncomfortable. Is it the sexual experimentation of young people or is it the publicly failing marriages of adults who should really know better?

For my money, it’s probably the latter. All of the young people in this film are treated with respect, and really, it’s what teenagers do.

Now the adults… Well, they’re exhibiting a special flavor of desperation. It’s unpleasant, pitiful, and a great warning about how poorly a person’s life and marriage can go if you don’t care and nurture both.

The Ice Storm is a film that demands a lot of its audience, but it rewards just as much. It’ll shock you, make you think, and, fair warning, probably put you in a, let’s say, icy, midnight sort of mood.

(Recorded on June 09, 2022)

Links to Stuff We Mentioned:

The Ice Storm (1997) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Ang Lee — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Kevin Kline — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Joan Allen — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Sigourney Weaver — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Henry Czerny — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Tobey Maguire — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Christina Ricci — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Elijah Wood — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Community (TV Series 2009–2015) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Doctor Who (TV Series 2005- ) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

David Tennant — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Catherine Tate — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Life of Pi (2012) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Hulk (2003) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

13 Reasons Why (TV Series 2017–2020) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Frigidaire Aluminum Ice Cubes, Trays & Molds for sale - eBay

Jason Biggs — The Movie Database (TMDB)

American Pie (1999) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Bella (2006) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Marley & Me (2008) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are fending off the forces of evil… again and we’re doing it with the love of our lives by our sides. This episode, we watched the Stephen Sommers film from 2013, Odd Thomas.

Is it just Odd or are you sick of just trying to work your satisfying job of feeding all of your family and friends in your quaint, albeit probably hot and sticky, desert town but your life is continually interrupted by death-loving spirit monsters?

Is it just Odd? Nobody else out there has to deal with the fearsome nonsense he has to put up with day after day? That’s kind of a bummer.

But hey, he does it with grace and aplomb. If you ever find yourself at the losing end of a creepy haunting/possession/poltergeist, then there’s only one person you should ever consider going to for help.

He’s casually cool, he’s got the best emotional support in the world, and he’s totally… Odd.

(Recorded on June 09, 2022)

Links to Stuff We Mentioned:

Odd Thomas (2013) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Stephen Sommers — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Anton Yelchin — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Addison Timlin — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Willem Dafoe — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Gugu Mbatha-Raw — The Movie Database (TMDB)

John Constantine - Wikipedia

Meet Joe Black (1998) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Dean Koontz - Wikipedia

Sin City: A Dame to Kill For (2014) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Avatar: The Way of Water (2022) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Incredibles 2 (2018) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Top Gun: Maverick (2022) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Suicide Squad (2016) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Murder, She Wrote (TV Series 1984–1996) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Bruce Lee - Wikipedia

Dick Tracy - Wikipedia

Spider-Man (TV Series 1994–1998) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

The Batman (2022) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

The Mummy (1999) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Deadpool 2 (2018) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Scrubs (TV Series 2001–2010) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are setting off on a road trip with a cantankerous old coot and trying to get his dang book sold. We watched the Lina Roessler film from 2021, Best Sellers.

BULLSHITE!

BULLSHITE!

BULLSHITE!

BULLSHITE! BULLSHITE! BULLSHITE! BULLSHITE! BULLSHITE!

(Recorded on June 03, 2022)

Links to Stuff We Mentioned:

Best Sellers (2021) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Best Sellers trailer - YouTube

Lina Roessler — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Michael Caine — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Aubrey Plaza — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Scott Speedman — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Ellen Wong — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Cary Elwes — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Luc Morissette — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Suicide Squad (2016) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Mythic Quest (TV Series 2020- ) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

The Matrix (1999) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Cormac McCarthy - Wikipedia

Stephen King - Wikipedia

The Rocketeer (1991) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Grumpy Old Men (1993) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

The Princess Bride (1987) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are getting it on with possessed furniture and yes you read that right—people are having sex with couches and recliners. It’s a weird world out there! We watched the Bearnie Rao film from 2021, Killer Sofa.

Let’s get this out of the way first: The thing isn’t actually a sofa. It’s a recliner. Killer Recliner wouldn’t have quite the same ring. We get it, but we know some of you dear listeners are sticklers for the truth. What can we say? They must do things differently in New Zealand.

Now… There’s a recliner that kills people. Straight up creeps on them, stabs them with its pointy springs, and murders them with an impressive amount of animosity. You don’t want to get on this thing’s bad side.

Frankly, I think that’s easy enough to do. Just don’t sit on the thing or hang out with Francesca. Those two simple actions will make your life 100% less filled with killer furniture. You probably already have a sofa; go sit on that one instead.

By the end of this episode, we’ll give this film our B-movie rating. Will it be a blunder, a flunder, or will it be brilliant? The answer may surprise you!

(Recorded on June 03, 2022)

Links to Stuff We Mentioned:

Killer Sofa (2019) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Killer Sofa trailer - YouTube

Bernardo Rao — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Piimio Mei — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Nathalie Morris — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Jed Brophy — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Stacey King — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Jim Baltaxe — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Sharktopus (2010) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Sharknado (2013) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Dexter (TV Series 2006–2013) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

John Travolta — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Nicolas Cage — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Citizen Kane (1941) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

The VelociPastor (2018) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are giving Death the finger as we go about our lives narrowly escaping doom at every turn. We watched the 2000 film from James Wong, Final Destination.

So…

Is anyone else absolutely terrified to go into their bathroom, kitchen, or take any plane trip now? Surely, I’m not the only one. I want to say that I don’t believe Death is some sort of real being that holds a serious grudge, but you never know, right?

All I’m saying is that I don’t want to take the risk. Maybe I accidentally avoided my grisly demise many years ago and have been living my life worry-free since then. Until watching this film, I thought I was all good. Nope, no spirits of doom after me!

I guess this is the day I become a complete and utter hermit. Time to never leave the house. Time to also remove every single thing from the house, too. That Death sure is a sneaky bastard.

If you need me, I’ll be shivering in a corner somewhere, hoping Death won’t be balancing its scales with me anytime soon. In the meantime, enjoy the episode!

(Recorded on May 20, 2022)

Links to Stuff We Mentioned:

Final Destination (2000) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

James Wong — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Devon Sawa — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Ali Larter — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Chad Donella — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Kerr Smith — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Seann William Scott — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Kristen Cloke — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Amanda Detmer — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Dead Like Me (TV Series 2003–2004) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Constantine (2005) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Frequency illusion - Wikipedia

Fargo (1996) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Criminal Minds (TV Series 2005–2020) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

The Boys (TV Series 2019- ) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Sharknado (2013) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Scrubs (TV Series 2001–2010) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Tony Todd — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Saw (2004) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

The Cabin in the Woods (2012) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Resident Evil (2002) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are kicking some white people asses, and I mean just demolishing them, for their freaky medical experiments. We watched Jordan Peele’s 2017 film, Get Out.

While I will admit to being a white guy, I can happily say that I’ve never, not once in my entire life, harbored any desires to inject the consciousness of other white people into the heads of kidnapped black people.

What can I say? I just don’t have that in me, and it’s been so easy not to do any of that weird, freaky shit the Armitages were engaging in. I can’t begin to tell you how easy it is not to be a raging, racist monster.

So what is it with other people? Why do they, as our dear Rod says, want to make people into sex slaves?

It’s all messed up is what I’m telling you. I’m going to go out and casually admonish some white people for this whole sex slave business. I’m sure that will go well. In the meantime, enjoy this thrilling and essential film.

(Recorded on May 20, 2022)

Links to Stuff We Mentioned:

Get Out (2017) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Jordan Peele — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Daniel Kaluuya — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Allison Williams — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Catherine Keener — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Bradley Whitford — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Caleb Landry Jones — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Marcus Henderson — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Betty Gabriel — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Lakeith Stanfield — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Stephen Root — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Key & Peele (TV Series 2012–2015) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Us (2019) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

LL Cool J - Mama Said Knock You Out (Official Music Video) - YouTube

Office Space (1999) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

The Dark Knight Rises (2012) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

The Good Place (TV Series 2016–2020) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Scream (1996) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Ready or Not (2019) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are reliving our film school days with the twisting, turning 2020 film from Lawrence Michael Levine, Black Bear.

I can just about guarantee that this film is not what you think it is. It certainly threw us for a loop when we got into it. We had one of those fabled shared watching experiences with Black Bear. We thought we knew what we were getting into, but man, could we not have been more mistaken.

The first half of it is about what you’d expect and then BAM! Things get crazy.

There’s a power in flipping the expectations of a film viewer. Lulling a watcher into a sense of relative comfort (not to suggest that any of this film is comfortable) and then subverting that feeling can help make for a memorable work.

It certainly doesn’t hurt anything when you’ve got the great Aubrey Plaza and Sarah Gadon doing some phenomenal work. Aside from the clever story, their powerful performances are what makes this film work as well as it does.

(Recorded on May 12, 2022)

Links to Stuff We Mentioned:

Black Bear - IMDb

Black Bear trailer - YouTube

Lawrence Michael Levine - IMDb

Aubrey Plaza - IMDb

Christopher Abbott - IMDb

Sarah Gadon - IMDb

Paola Lázaro - IMDb

Grantham Coleman - IMDb

Jennifer Kim - IMDb

Parks and Recreation (TV Series 2009–2015) - IMDb

Stanley Kubrick - IMDb

Shelley Duvall - IMDb

How The Shining Changed Shelley Duvall Forever - SlashFilm

John Wick (2014) - IMDb

Keanu Reeves - IMDb

Halle Berry - IMDb

Predestination (2014) - IMDb

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