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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are hearing things they probably shouldn’t be hearing in the 1981 film from Brian De Palma, Blow Out.
Steven wants to know where he can get a shotgun microphone that’s as powerful as the one Travolta uses in this film.
Sean wants to know where he can see a whole lot more creepy John Lithgow performances (and he’s already seen Dexter).
Travolta wants to know if he’s going to hell for using Nancy Allen’s dying scream in his schlocky, probably a porn film he’s working on.
Allen probably wants to know why Travolta looks so greasy throughout this entire film.
Lithgow wants to know where he can get a new— MUST FOLLOW! MUST KILL! MUST BE A CREEPY WEIRDO!
(Recorded on May 12, 2022)
Links to Stuff We Mentioned:
Blow Out - IMDb
Blow Out trailer - YouTube
Brian De Palma - IMDb
John Travolta - IMDb
Nancy Allen - IMDb
John Lithgow - IMDb
Dennis Franz - IMDb
Grease (1978) - IMDb
Lethal Weapon (1987) - IMDb
Barney Fife - Wikipedia
Conspiracy Theory (1997) - IMDb
Dexter (TV Series 2006–2013) - IMDb
3rd Rock from the Sun (TV Series 1996–2001) - IMDb
Harry and the Hendersons (1987) - IMDb
How I Met Your Mother (TV Series 2005–2014) - IMDb
Collateral (2004) - IMDb
Heat (1995) - IMDb
Sin City (2005) - IMDb
Goodfellas (1990) - IMDb
Mission: Impossible (1996) - IMDb
Mission: Impossible II (2000) - IMDb
The Conversation (1974) - IMDb
Batman: The Animated Series (TV Series 1992–1995) - IMDb
In the Heat of the Night (1967) - IMDb
Avengers: Infinity War (2018) - IMDb
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) - IMDb
Peter Jackson - IMDb
Predestination (2014) - IMDb
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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are trying to stop our hearts from dying by doing everything we can to make our hearts explode in the 2006 film from Mark Neveldine and Bryan Taylor, Crank.
I’m going to give you a second to think of and give me the name of a film that’s more insane than this one. Go ahead.
Second’s up!
The only film that could possibly be more insane than this one is its sequel, Crank: High Voltage. THERE ARE NO OTHER CRAZIER FILMS! This thing is about as ridiculous, wild, ludicrous, violent, or gratuitous as this one.
To quote the great Martha Stewart, “Now that’s a good thing.”
So saddle up, slam several Red Bulls, and join us on this ride into utter and depraved lunacy. You’ll be glad you did.
(Recorded on April 29, 2022)
Links to Stuff We Mentioned:
Crank - IMDb
Crank trailer - YouTube
Mark Neveldine - IMDb
Brian Taylor - IMDb
Jason Statham - IMDb
Amy Smart - IMDb
Efren Ramirez - IMDb
Jose Pablo Cantillo - IMDb
Carlos Sanz - IMDb
Dwight Yoakam - IMDb
The Incredibles (2004) - IMDb
The Good the Bad the Weird (2008) - IMDb
The Good, the Bad, the Weird | More Movies Please! - Libsyn
Deadpool (2016) - IMDb
Crank: High Voltage - IMDb
Crank: High Voltage Official Trailer - YouTube
RoboCop (1987) - IMDb
Central Intelligence (2016) - IMDb
Predator (1987) - IMDb
Heath Ledger - IMDb
Spy (2015) - IMDb
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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are exploring the mysteries of the universe… Just kidding, we’re actually stealing a bunch of money from insane murderers in the 2021 film from Chase Palmer, Naked Singularity.
Ya know how, when you’re busy trying to steal a bunch of life-changing money, you feel a connection with the entire universe, nay, the multi-verse, and your connection with the ethereal messes with everything?
That’s a relatable feeling, right? We’ve all been there.
Or maybe you’re trying to defend an innocent person in court and the system isn’t prepared to see your client as a human being. Out of nowhere, you find yourself floating about a foot off the ground for indiscernable reasons. Could happen to anybody.
Or you’re in a firefight alongside a bunch of Rabbi mobsters. You’re battling it out, guns ablazing and tear gas canisters a-poppin'. You end up stabbing someone through the stomach with your giant katana sword. Just another Tuesday.
Everything I’ve described happens in this film. It’s all a little crazy.
(Recorded on April 29, 2022)
Links to Stuff We Mentioned:
Naked Singularity - IMDb
Naked Singularity trailer - YouTube
Chase Palmer - IMDb
John Boyega - IMDb
Olivia Cooke - IMDb
Bill Skarsgård - IMDb
Ed Skrein - IMDb
Linda Lavin - IMDb
Tim Blake Nelson - IMDb
Suicide Squad (2016) - IMDb
The Suicide Squad (2021) - IMDb
Final Destination (2000) - IMDb
Chekhov’s gun - Wikipedia
Zombieland (2009) - IMDb
Zombieland: Double Tap (2019) - IMDb
Foggy Nelson - Wikipedia
Predestination (2014) - IMDb
Sin City (2005) - IMDb
Clive Owen - IMDb
Rosario Dawson - IMDb
Pixie (2020) - IMDb
Olivia Cooke - IMDb
Alec Baldwin - IMDb
Ready Player One (2018) - IMDb
Me and Earl and the Dying Girl (2015) - IMDb
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007) - IMDb
Ocean’s Eleven (2001) - IMDb
The Princess Bride (1987) - IMDb
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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are flying through the clouds and kicking some Nazi butt in the 1991 film by Joe Johnston, The Rocketeer.
If I had Howard Hughes money, I would 100% build myself a jetpack, too. Who can blame the guy? Who in the world doesn’t want to fly high up with the birds and such? Even now, when commercial air travel is so prevalent and relatively affordable, a jetpack would be the coolest thing ever.
And where are they? We’ve been told, in countless Disney theme park exhibitions, that the future is going to be full of jetpacks and pill-sized meals. When will this future finally happen?
I’m sick of waiting!
Cliff makes it looks like so much fun in this film. I’m not looking to strap a sleek helmet onto my head and become some sort of high-flying superhero here. I would like to beat the freeway traffic and get to where I want to go in less than an hour, though. I don’t think that’s too much to ask.
All I’m saying is this movie is fun as heck, rousing time. And if you know someone who’s created or is even working on a viable personal jetpack, then let me know.
Links to Stuff We Mentioned:
The Rocketeer - IMDb
Joe Johnston - IMDb
Billy Campbell - IMDb
Jennifer Connelly - IMDb
Alan Arkin - IMDb
Timothy Dalton - IMDb
Paul Sorvino - IMDb
Terry O’Quinn - IMDb
Ed Lauter - IMDb
Jon Polito - IMDb
Melora Hardin - IMDb
Margo Martindale - IMDb
Tiny Ron - IMDb
Guardians of the Galaxy (2014) - IMDb
The Flash (TV Series 2014– ) - IMDb
Arrow (TV Series 2012–2020) - IMDb
Supergirl (TV Series 2015–2021) - IMDb
The Flash (2023) - IMDb
Aquaman (2018) - IMDb
Do planes have odometers? - Aviation Stack Exchange
Howard Hughes - Wikipedia
Hell’s Angels (1930) - IMDb
Hughes H-4 Hercules - Wikipedia
Walking Tall (2004) - IMDb
Cobie Smulders - IMDb
Labyrinth (1986) - IMDb
Tropic Thunder (2008) - IMDb
Superman 64 - Wikipedia
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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are saving the entire world from a massive alien invasion… yet again, in the Roland Emmerich film from 1996, Independence Day.
What is it with aliens who are always trying to blow up our national monuments? To be frank, it’s a real jerk move, and they should all be ashamed. They should feel bad about trying to exterminate the entire human race, but our greatest buildings and structures?
That’s going too far.
I digress. Those are all just buildings and structures. The US Bank building in downtown L.A.? They can just build a new one. I would be surprised if there’s a lot of fascinating history there. It’s indicative of a larger problem, though: Why are we leaving ourselves so open to chaos and destruction caused by creatures from the stars?
Where’s the global defense system that will save not only our landmarks, but our very lives? Is humanity so dispensable? Have we learned nothing from these movies?
Write your Congressperson, folks. We need to get on this. (Also, this movie is still entertaining as heck.)
(Recorded on April 22, 2022)
Links to Stuff We Mentioned:
Independence Day - IMDb
Independence Day trailer - YouTube
Roland Emmerich - IMDb
Will Smith - IMDb
Bill Pullman - IMDb
Jeff Goldblum - IMDb
Vivica A. Fox - IMDb
Mary McDonnell - IMDb
Judd Hirsch - IMDb
Randy Quaid - IMDb
James Rebhorn - IMDb
Brent Spiner - IMDb
Moonfall (2022) - IMDb
Dual (2022) - IMDb
Karen Gillan - IMDb
Michael Bay - IMDb
Godzilla (1998) - IMDb
The X-Files (TV Series 1993–2018) - IMDb
Contact (1997) - IMDb
Jodie Foster - IMDb
Tom Skerritt - IMDb
Independence Day: Resurgence (2016) - IMDb
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008) - IMDb
Arrival (2016) - IMDb
The Poseidon Adventure (1972) - IMDb
Poseidon (2006) - IMDb
Gene Hackman - IMDb
Her (2013) - IMDb
Titanic (1997) - IMDb
James Cameron - IMDb
Avatar (2009) - IMDb
The Terminator (1984) - IMDb
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) - IMDb
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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are doing what a whole lot more people should be doing: Doing what Jason Statham tells us to do and staying out of the water. It’s the 2018 film from Jon Turteltaub, The Meg.
Some of you may think he’s just some English meathead who’s been in a few excellent Guy Ritchie films and a whole lot more terrible films from other directors. What you may not know is he’s secretly a genius oceanographer and deep sea diver.
You think I’m making things up? I think you’re not giving the great Statham the credit he so rightly deserves! He saved all of our lives from an enormous, nearly unstoppable megalodon shark and you have the temerity to deny him his bona fides? How dare you.
This is just another example of how hard the prettiest and richest people in the world have it. You have no idea. We’ve got an action film hero who just wants to demonstrate his love of the deep, blue sea and a bunch of armchair critics are demanding that he stay in his lane.
Well, not this guy! I’m 100% in camp Statham. When the next installment in the obviously a documentary series, The Meg 2: The Trench, comes out in 2023, I’ll be there celebrating this great man’s wonderful scientific achievements. Because that’s what a real fan does.
(Recorded on April 8, 2022)
Links to Stuff We Mentioned:
The Meg - IMDb
The Meg trailer - YouTube
Jon Turteltaub - IMDb
Jason Statham - IMDb
Bingbing Li - IMDb
Rainn Wilson - IMDb
Cliff Curtis - IMDb
Winston Chao - IMDb
Shuya Sophia Cai - IMDb
Ruby Rose - IMDb
Page Kennedy - IMDb
Robert Taylor - IMDb
Ólafur Darri Ólafsson - IMDb
Jessica McNamee - IMDb
Masi Oka - IMDb
Sharknado (TV Movie 2013) - IMDb
Sharknado | More Movies Please! - Libsyn
James Cameron - IMDb
Meg 2: The Trench (2023) - IMDb
Finding Nemo (2003) - IMDb
Jurassic World (2015) - IMDb
The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997) - IMDb
The Suicide Squad (2021) - IMDb
Jason Momoa - IMDb
Flashpoint (comics) - Wikipedia
The Expendables 4 - IMDb
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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are making our way back to an alien infested planet for some damn reason even though there’s not really any sensible reason to when you get right down to it in the 1986 film from James Cameron, Aliens.
Full disclosure, I’m not someone who has seen all of the Alien films. Notably, I’m missing out on the third and fourth ones in the long-running series. That being said, when the hell are people going to start listening to Sigourney Weaver?
As far as I can tell, she’s there to be ridiculed and brushed off. “Look at that dopey science nerd telling us not to go investigate the killing ground of a possible murderous alien! Who cares if she might have tussled with one of those things? First, she’s a woman, and second, doesn’t she see how big our guns are?”
I’m assuming that’s how the conversation would have gone. It seems that sexism is alive and well in the Alien universe, despite space travel being a normal and boring thing.
On the other hand, this is a pretty dang good action film that stays true to the spirit of the first film. That James Cameron sure knows how to make a thrilling piece of entertainment. I think he’ll be going places.
(Recorded on April 8, 2022)
Links to Stuff We Mentioned:
Aliens - IMDb
Aliens trailer - YouTube
James Cameron - IMDb
Sigourney Weaver - IMDb
Michael Biehn - IMDb
Carrie Henn - IMDb
Paul Reiser - IMDb
Lance Henriksen - IMDb
Bill Paxton - IMDb
William Hope - IMDb
Jenette Goldstein - IMDb
Al Matthews - IMDb
Mark Rolston - IMDb
Ricco Ross - IMDb
Contact (1997) - IMDb
Alien (1979) - IMDb
Ridley Scott - IMDb
Star Wars (1977) - IMDb
The Making of Aliens | J. W. Rinzler - Bookshop.org
Halo (franchise) - Wikipedia
Carl Weathers - IMDb
Predator (1987) - IMDb
Chekhov’s gun - Wikipedia
Lethal Weapon (1987) - IMDb
Prometheus (2012) - IMDb
Alien: Covenant (2017) - IMDb
Alien vs. Predator (2004) - IMDb
Titanic (1997) - IMDb
Zack Snyder’s Justice League (2021) - IMDb
Looper (2012) - IMDb
The Adam Project (2022) - IMDb
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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are chewing gum and kicking bad guy asses… and we’re all out of gum in the 2015 film from Paul Feig, Spy.
This film is a breath of fresh air. It’s a healing tonic when the world gets to be just too dang much. It’s a thrilling adventure story with amazing action, heartwarming friendship, and creepy Italian men. What more could a person want?
I’ll tell you what I want: a sequel to this wonderful film!
What the hell is happening out in Hollywood that a new adventure featuring the surprisingly badass Susan Cooper isn’t already a reality? It’s been years since this film came out. Give us a Spy 2, you cowards!
I’d be willing to put some money down that everyone involved with this first film would love to do a second. Where are the speed bumps? What could possibly be slowing things down? Readers/listeners, rest assured that if I had movie producer levels of money, then I would make the sequel happen in a heartbeat.
I don’t, unfortunately, but the spirit is there. Regardless, give us all more of this goodness. We deserve it after the last few years, wouldn’t you say?
(Recorded on April 1, 2022)
Links to Stuff We Mentioned:
Spy - IMDb
Spy trailer - YouTube
Paul Feig - IMDb
Melissa McCarthy - IMDb
Miranda Hart - IMDb
Rose Byrne - IMDb
Jude Law - IMDb
Jason Statham - IMDb
Bobby Cannavale - IMDb
Morena Baccarin - IMDb
Gilmore Girls (TV Series 2000–2007) - IMDb
Tammy (2014) - IMDb
The Transporter (2002) - IMDb
The Transporter | More Movies Please! - Libsyn
Peter Serafinowicz - IMDb
The Tick (TV Series 2016–2019) - IMDb
John Wick: Chapter 2 (2017) - IMDb
The Peter Serafinowicz Show (TV Series 2007–2008) - IMDb
Bridesmaids (2011) - IMDb
Freaks and Geeks (TV Series 1999–2000) - IMDb
The Expendables (2010) - IMDb
The Meg (2018) - IMDb
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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are on a relentless mission to avenge the lives of our loved ones in the 2020 film from Anders Thomas Jensen, Riders of Justice.
With elements of a funnier Taken, the series proving that knowing Liam Neeson means you will one day be kidnapped, this Danish film transforms a tragedy of immense proportions into a thriller that may only work from a Scandinavian country.
It’s been proven time and again that those countries understand how to produce snowy mystery films and tv shows that are a step above the rest of the world. Heck, there’s a whole genre of books written by Scandinavian authors that feature the sort of tone that infuses this film.
It’s one of the reasons why I would love to go to Denmark or Sweden or Norway. Not necessarily because I want to risk my life (note: I’m sure those countries are remarkably safe places, especially compared to my home country), but because I wouldn’t mind them making a gripping film series about me.
I know I’d want to see it: A well-meaning podcast host suddenly finds himself hot on the trail of a creepy serial killer who only works when the Northern Lights shine over the world. The story just writes itself at that point!
Oh, and the film we’re talking about this episode is amazing. Make sure you watch it.
(Recorded on April 1, 2022)
Links to Stuff We Mentioned:
Riders of Justice - IMDb
Riders of Justice trailer - YouTube
Anders Thomas Jensen - IMDb
Mads Mikkelsen - IMDb
Nikolaj Lie Kaas - IMDb
Lars Brygmann - IMDb
Nicolas Bro - IMDb
Andrea Heick Gadeberg - IMDb
Gustav Lindh - IMDb
Taken (2008) - IMDb
John Wick (2014) - IMDb
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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are incapable of dying but are shooting everyone in every room we enter with the 2007 film from Michael Davis, Shoot ‘Em Up.
Have you ever found yourself wondering how many ways a person can be killed by a partially munched-on carrot? Do we have a film for you! But the fun and games don’t stop there, folks!
How many people can one unstoppable killing machine wipe off the face of this earth?
Is it actually possible to shoot people dead while skydiving?
What are the mechanics of murder while you’re having knock-down, bang-around sex?
All these questions and more will be answered with this month’s B-movie bonus episode! Listen on to find out if we declare this film a blunder, a flunder, or the mythical BRILLIANT.
(Recorded on March 18, 2022)
Links to Stuff We Mentioned:
Shoot ‘Em Up - IMDb
Shoot ‘Em Up trailer - YouTube
Clive Owen - IMDb
Monica Bellucci - IMDb
Paul Giamatti - IMDb
Daniel Pilon - IMDb
Stephen McHattie - IMDb
Bugs Bunny - Wikipedia
Hardcore Henry (2015) - IMDb
Crank (2006) - IMDb
Keanu Reeves - IMDb
John Wick (2014) - IMDb
The Matrix (1999) - IMDb
Arnold Schwarzenegger - IMDb
Quentin Tarantino - IMDb
Quentin Tarantino Tells Bill Maher He is Not Budging on Retirement - Variety
Death Proof (2007) - IMDb
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003) - IMDb
Batman Begins (2005) - IMDb
Deadpool (2016) - IMDb
Prince Albert Piercing: 3 Types, Sexual Benefits, Risks, Care, More - Healthline
(Sean called this a “Prince Edward piercing” and he could not have been more wrong. Who know what Prince Edward is rocking down those pants of his, but it may not be one of these.)
Mandy Patinkin - IMDb
The Equalizer (2014) - IMDb
Liam Neeson - IMDb
Taken (2008) - IMDb
Psycho Goreman (2020) - IMDb
Big Game (2014) - IMDb
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