In this episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into Springfield’s bold new move—making it legal to tow vehicles with bad registration, no plates, or expired tags. We also talk about the latest struggles for Cardinals and St. Louis Blues fans trying to find TV options, revisit the classic V series, and break down a Florida gator’s heroic traffic stop to save a turtle. Plus, after 49 years, the New York Yankees finally ditch their no-beard rule—so get ready for some scruffy sluggers!

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On today’s Morning Crankers, we break down Springfield, MO’s vote on towing unregistered vehicles, wild National Holidays, and the latest in Missouri sports, including the Missouri State girls' team and Mizzou men’s basketball. Plus, we dive into the wild Running from the Yeti race in Springfield and the crazy trend of egg smuggling across the Mexican border. Tune in for laughs, hot takes, and more!

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In this episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into today’s National Days and some wild famous birthdays. We also read an email from a fan in Branson and, in true Crankers fashion, give him some hilarious yet helpful advice on getting his life back on track. Plus, we explore the legend of MOMO (Missouri’s own Bigfoot), the extinct Giant Moa, and the secrets hiding in Missouri’s caves. Get ready for laughs, bizarre facts, and the off-the-wall humor you love!

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In this wild Morning Crankers Friday episode from Springfield, MO, we cover the jaw-dropping story of Lily Phillips—after being with over 1,000 men in 24 hours, she’s now pregnant! We also break down the National Days and famous birthdays for February 21st. Plus, major news from New York as the Governor calls in the troops due to a prison worker strike, and Springfield citizens raise concerns over a controversial ordinance allowing police to tow unregistered vehicles and those with incorrect plates. And of course, we’ve got your latest weather updates!

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In today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into an incredible new program from Ozarks Food Harvest that provides free seeds to help you grow your own garden! We also cover a miraculous plane crash in Toronto where everyone survived, the quirky National Days for February 19th, and—back by popular demand—our own original blues song, Springfield Traffic Blues! Plus, plenty of laughs, wild commentary, and the usual Hanson family chaos. Tune in now!

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Get ready for another wild episode of Morning Crankers! Today, we break down Captain America: Brave New World and dive into the ultimate battle—Red Hulk vs. Green Hulk! We also tackle what salary you need to live comfortably in St. Louis, discuss today’s famous birthdays and National Days, and call out gym membership stereotypes. Plus, why is there outrage over disease detectors at the CDC failing to do their jobs? All that and more hilarious conversations in today’s episode! Don’t miss it!

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Get ready for another hilarious ride with Morning Crankers on February 17, 2025! We dive into Presidents Day fun, celebrate famous birthdays like Michael Jordan, Billie Joe Armstrong, and the legendary Jim Brown. Sports fans, we’ve got you covered with a USA vs. Canada hockey showdown and the latest on the St. Louis Cardinals at MLB spring training. Plus, don’t miss our mouth-watering review of Hurts Donuts on East Sunshine in Springfield, MO — and a wild discussion about whale ambergris (yep, whale poop)! Tune in for the laughs, the facts, and the unexpected!

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Get ready for a hilarious and entertaining Valentine’s Day special on the Morning Crankers Podcast! We dive into the history of Valentine’s Day, the science behind pheromone cologne, and share dating tips to help (or hurt) your love life. Plus, we break down some of the worst pickup lines and most savage rejection lines of all time—because nothing says romance like laughing at epic fails. Whether you're single, taken, or just here for the fun, this episode is packed with laughs, love, and cringeworthy moments!

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Valentine’s Day is here, and Morning Crankers is bringing you the ultimate survival guide for dating success (or at least avoiding total disaster)! In this episode, we break down 8 things you should NEVER say on a Valentine’s date, the absolute worst Valentine’s Day gifts, and some great places to take your date in Springfield, MO for a romantic night out. Plus, we highlight some wild national holidays happening this week. Get ready for laughs, dating fails, and the Crankers’ signature take on love and romance. Don’t miss this hilarious episode!

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In this hilarious episode of Morning Crankers, we take a deep dive into Springfield, MO, and bring you our first-ever Springfield Blues Comedy Segment—easily one of the funniest things we’ve ever done! We also talk about bad canned tuna recalls from Costco, Trader Joe’s, and other major retailers, breaking down why you should check your pantry ASAP. Plus, we discuss the FBI uncovering 2400 new documents after Trump declassified them, adding our signature comedic twist to the chaos. Along the way, we cover dating, life, and a whole lot of laughs. Tune in for news, comedy, and the best podcast banter you’ll hear today!

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