On today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into the latest wild and hilarious stories making headlines! First, we break down the economy and what’s really happening behind the numbers. Then, we talk about a 4-year-old boy who dialed 911 on his mom—for eating his ice cream! 🍦🚔 Next, you won’t believe this: A rare Pokémon-shaped Cheeto just sold for a jaw-dropping $850K! 💰🔥 Meanwhile, in the world of strange art, someone stole piglets that were supposed to die in an exhibit—was it a heroic rescue or a crime? 🐷🚨 And finally, the highlight of today’s show—Greg and Hans debut their brand-new song Spring Love in the Ozarks! 🎶🌸 Will it be a hit or a hilarious disaster? Tune in and find out! 👉 Listen now, laugh hard, and crank up your morning with Morning Crankers! 🎧🤣

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In today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the shocking death of Thor at the hands of Kang—what does this mean for the future of the MCU? We also dive into Tom Hardy’s new crime series, Mobland, and what fans can expect. Plus, we discuss the significance of March 11 National Day, count down the top 10 worst candies (you might be surprised by some of these), and cover even more trending stories! Tune in for your daily mix of entertainment, news, and humor!

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In this explosive episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into a groundbreaking new documentary featuring 34 high-level politicians who openly claim that aliens are real—what does this mean for disclosure? Plus, we break down the latest global tensions as China imposes tariffs on Canada, shaking up international trade. We also explore the significance of March 10 National Day, along with other trending stories you need to know. Get your daily dose of news, humor, and sharp insights with Morning Crankers!

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In this high-energy episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the six best gas station foods you need to try, the eight coolest new gadgets from the latest electronics show, and the heartwarming story of a Missouri 5th grader paying off student lunch debt. Plus, we dive into the incredible feat of a 23-week pregnant woman winning a half marathon and a professional skier breaking a record skiing backwards! Start your day with laughter, jaw-dropping stories, and the latest must-know headlines!

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On today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the National Days for March 6, uncover what products the U.S. is already being tariffed on by other countries, and highlight a wonderful father from Independence, MO, who wrote a book about being a great dad. We also talk about the continued high cost of groceries, the states stepping up to eliminate food taxes, and the retirement of Mike Moustakas as a Royal. Plus, plenty more laughs, rants, and offbeat news to kickstart your day!

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It’s a Hump Day special on Morning Crankers, and we’re bringing the madness! We belt out Wooly Booly while taking jabs at the Springfield tax man, dive into the insanity of the Florida Man Games (yes, it’s a real thing), and shake our heads at a former high school student suing his school for graduating without knowing how to read or write. And to top it all off, Greg graces us with his, uh… unique Bob Dylan impression. Tune in for laughs, chaos, and all the weirdness you’ve come to love!

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Beware the night, Springfield! The Wooly Boowly Man is on the loose, and he’s coming… for your taxes! 💀💰In this rockin’ and downright hilarious Morning Crankers original, the ghost of a long-gone tax collector still haunts the streets, alleyways, and fields of Springfield, MO—shaking down the unsuspecting for back taxes and unpaid dues. With a driving beat, wild guitar riffs, and lyrics that’ll have you laughing out loud, Wooly Boowly Man is the ghost story you never knew you needed.Whether you’re running from the IRS or just love a good rock-infused comedy jam, this song is guaranteed to haunt your playlist—in the best way possible. Turn it up and beware… the Wooly Boowly Man is always watching! 👻🎸😂

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Life in Springfield ain’t always sunshine and sweet tea, and Morning Crankers are here to sing about it in Springfield Blues! This original comedy song takes a bluesy, toe-tapping trip through the daily struggles of small-city life—where the traffic’s slow, the weather’s unpredictable, and the neighbor’s dog just won’t shut up.With soulful melodies and laugh-out-loud lyrics, Springfield Blues captures the highs, the lows, and the downright ridiculous moments of living in the heart of Missouri. Whether you’ve been stuck behind a tractor on the highway or lost all hope finding a decent parking spot, this song will have you laughing through the blues.Turn it up, sing along, and embrace the chaos—Springfield style! 🎸😂🎶

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Get ready for a wild ride through the backroads with Morning Crankers’ latest comedy hit, Ozark Hustlin’ Rap! This high-energy track blends country grit with hip-hop beats, bringing you the funniest take on life in the Ozarks.From dodging deer on the highway to making deals at the local swap meet, this song captures the true hustle of small-town living. Whether you're fixing up an old truck, running from your ex at Walmart, or just trying to make a buck selling homemade moonshine, Ozark Hustlin’ Rap keeps the laughs coming with a rhythm you can’t help but bob your head to.So grab your sweet tea, turn it up, and get ready to hustle—Ozarks style! 🎤🚜💰😂

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Get ready to laugh (and maybe relate a little too much) with Morning Crankers’ latest comedy song, Springfield Traffic Blues! This hilarious tune captures the daily struggle of dodging potholes, waiting for endless red lights, and dealing with that one driver who just won’t use a turn signal.With a mix of bluesy rhythms and over-the-top storytelling, Springfield Traffic Blues turns road rage into toe-tapping fun. Whether you’ve been stuck behind a slow-moving tractor or caught in rush hour madness, this song will have you nodding along and laughing at the absurdity of city driving.Buckle up, roll the windows down, and enjoy the ride—just watch out for that guy merging without looking! 🚗🎶😂

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