A new comedy song Jerry Reedesque.  Morning Crankers in Ozark Fellas.  A comedy song about 2 donut loving Ozark Podcasters who love donuts and the ladies!!

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Hold onto your coffee, folks—this episode of Morning Crankers is packed with wild stories, hot takes, and plenty of laughs! 🔥 RFK Jr. is all for banning phones in classrooms, and honestly, are we finally getting back to sanity? Speaking of phones, a new study says kids’ brains are turning to mush from cell phone overstimulation, with doctors straight-up calling it BRAIN ROT! 📱🧠💀 🥩 In the sports world, a woman gets hit with a performance-enhancing drug ban—but get this, it’s all because she ate pork! Yep, you read that right! 🏛️ And in a stunning display of government "efficiency," the Pentagon’s DEI shakeup somehow dragged Jackie Robinson into the mess. Seriously, how does this even happen?! It’s a full-throttle episode with Morning Crankers! So, grab your caffeine, buckle up, and let’s get crankin’!

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This episode of Morning Crankers brings a mix of celebration and somber reflection. We honor the life and legacy of boxing icon George Foreman, who has passed away at 76, remembering his incredible career in the ring and his impact beyond it. Then, we dive into the deliciousness of National Cheesesteak Day, National Chocolate-Covered Raisin Day, and National Cocktail Day—because who doesn’t love a reason to indulge? Meanwhile, Google confirms that users must opt into their new AI, raising questions about privacy and tech control. And in the world of heated debates, Elon Musk’s critics argue he wasn’t elected to power—yet neither was Fauci. The internet is on fire, and we’re here to crank up the conversation! 🔥 Grab your coffee, strap in, and get ready for another unfiltered ride with the Morning Crankers!

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It’s Friday on Morning Crankers, and we’re serving up a fresh batch of comedy, chaos, and crazy headlines! We break down the March 21 National Days, from quirky celebrations to foodie favorites. In the news, police arrest the Head of the Zizian cult, while a numbing box office weekend sees Novacaine fall flat. The man behind the infamous Ruby Red Slippers theft dies before he can face justice—talk about dodging a sentence! Meanwhile, a live alligator turns up in a motel room (because, why not?), and France has a big ask for America: they want Lady Liberty back! 🔥 Buckle up for laughs, hot takes, and the best way to start your weekend with Morning Crankers!

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On this episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into the hottest topics of the day! Missouri’s governor pledges increased funding for cancer research, while a shocking murder unfolds over a reality TV home-flipping dream gone wrong. The Kansas City Chiefs make moves, signing a new defensive lineman and running back. Meanwhile, eerie blue dogs are spotted near a Russian chemical plant, sparking wild theories. Plus, Danish Viking blood is boiling over U.S. involvement in Greenland! We also celebrate the first day of spring and National Ravioli Day with a delicious Smoky Truffle Spinach Ravioli recipe—made on a Weber grill! Don't miss this mix of news, sports, weird headlines, and foodie fun. 🎧 Tune in for laughs, insight, and the best morning show around!

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In today’s Morning Crankers episode, we kick things off with our own original song, "Dead Broke Blues"—because if you’re gonna be broke, might as well sing about it! Then, we dive into the absurd statistical nightmare of winning an NCAA March Madness bracket and reveal our dark horse picks to take it all. Meanwhile, across the pond, a British lawmaker goes to jail for beating a constituent (public service at its finest?), while a Michelin-starred chef whips up a pudding that tastes like old books—because why not? If that wasn’t weird enough, four criminals decided to rob a convenience store using live pythons as weapons, and a venomous octopus stuns its mate before procreation (because getting eaten afterward is a real downer). This episode is packed with music, madness, and mayhem—just the way you like it! Tune in for laughs, rants, and the most ridiculous headlines you won’t hear anywhere else! 🎙️ Listen Now & Subscribe!

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Start your day with a shot of laughter! In this wild episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the bizarre, the hilarious, and the downright ridiculous! From the official National Days of March 18th (because who doesn’t love a good excuse to celebrate?), to the highly anticipated Young Guns 3 filming in New Mexico—yeehaw! Plus, we dive into sci-fi madness with Mickey 17, an upcoming film that promises mind-blowing twists. But that’s not all! We also discuss Last Breath, the intense survival movie that’ll have you gasping for air. Meanwhile, up north, a Canadian “superhero” is taking on Trump (seriously, you can’t make this stuff up). And in perhaps the most insane news of the day, doctors in Colorado are begging people to STOP mistaking glue for eye drops—yeah, it’s happening way too often. 🤦 Buckle up, grab your coffee, and prepare for the most ridiculous, gut-busting, and unfiltered take on today’s headlines!

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Today on Morning Crankers, we’re bringing you a jam-packed episode full of history, news, and a little bit of fun! ☕🎙️ 🍀 First, we dive into the rich history of St. Patrick’s Day, uncovering its origins and some of the wild traditions that have developed over time. 🌪️ Then, we shift gears to discuss the devastating storms that recently hit the Ozarks, the impact on local communities, and ways you can help those affected. ⛓️ In a shocking story, we talk about a pastor who was sentenced to prison after taping students’ mouths shut—what happened, and what justice looks like in this case. 🚧 For those in Springfield, MO, we’ve got the latest traffic and road grading updates to help you navigate the chaos. 🔥 And to wrap things up on a delicious note, we explore the Top 5 Weber recipes from Australia—some serious BBQ inspiration from down under! Tune in for laughs, insights, and everything in between!

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In today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into the absolute worst dates people have ever been on—from cringe-worthy disasters to hilarious misadventures. Buckle up for some wild dating fails! 🤣 We also celebrate March 14th’s national days, including National Potato Chip Day 🥔 and some other quirky holidays you never knew existed. Spring is in the air! 🌷 But did you know these crazy Spring facts that almost nobody talks about? We’re dropping some surprising knowledge about the season of renewal. Plus, we take a deep dive into the Springfield dating scene—what’s happening in local romance, who’s swiping right, and why dating in Springfield might just be… an extreme sport. 💘🏹 Get ready for laughs, unexpected insights, and our signature unfiltered take on the world! 🔥 Don't forget to like, share, and subscribe! 🔥

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🔨👢 The 5 Best Work Boots, New Human Species Found, Canada’s New PM & More! | Morning Crankers Detailed Description:
In this episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the 5 best work boots on the market—because if you’re on your feet all day, you need the right gear! Then, we take a wild dive into the discovery of a new human species in Asia, dubbed the "Big Head" species—what does this mean for our understanding of evolution? We also dig into Canada’s new Prime Minister and what this political shakeup could mean for the U.S. and beyond. Plus, the latest updates on the Canada-U.S. tariffs and how they’re impacting trade and businesses on both sides of the border. Finally, is there finally a ceasefire in Ukraine and Russia? We discuss the latest peace agreement efforts and what this could mean for global stability. All this and more, delivered with our signature humor, energy, and unfiltered take on the world! 🔥 Don't forget to like, share, and subscribe! 🔥

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