Get ready for a wild ride on Morning Crankers! Today, we’re diving into the latest buzz, from Luke Grimes’ rumored Yellowstone spin-off to Avengers: Doom Days speculation—is the MCU about to shake things up again? Plus, it's April 1st, so we’re breaking down the quirkiest national holidays you didn’t know existed! And of course, we’re playing Crank It or Yank It, where we rate the hottest (and not-so-hot) trends of the week. Don’t miss out on the laughs, chaos, and unfiltered Crankers fun! 🎙️🔥

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Get ready for a wild ride on this episode of Morning Crankers! We’re covering everything from quirky national holidays to breaking news and sports madness. ☕ What’s on the menu today?
🥔 Happy National Tater Day! We’re diving into the history of this spud-tastic celebration.
🚔 Senior Assassin Game Sparks Police Warning – Harmless fun or potential danger?
🍽️ Applebee’s & IHOP Join Forces – What this major restaurant merger means for your next meal.
⚾ Yankees’ Torpedo Bats Smash Records! – How a new bat shape helped take down the Brewers.
🇫🇷 France Calls Out America’s “DIKTAT” on DEI – A global controversy erupts over diversity policies. It’s the perfect mix of laughs, news, and straight-up Crankers chaos. Don’t miss it! 🎙️🔥

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Rise and shine with Morning Crankers, where we serve up your daily dose of laughs, hot takes, and pure mayhem! Today, we break down 5 classic boomer behaviors that send the younger crowd into a rage—because nothing says "timeless wisdom" like refusing to text back in under three days. 🤣 Meanwhile, the FBI launches a task force to tackle anti-Tesla domestic terrorists, because apparently, keying a Cybertruck is now a federal offense. ⚠️🚔 Then, we dive into National Day celebrations (as if we needed an excuse to party 🍻), and in the Morning Crankers VS Series, it's the ultimate music battle:
🎸 Pink Floyd vs. Johnny Cash—psychedelic rock meets outlaw country. Who takes the crown? 🎶🏆 All this and more on today’s chaotic, caffeine-fueled episode—grab your coffee and buckle up! 🚀☕ 📢 Drop your comments! What’s a boomer behavior that drives YOU nuts?

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Get your morning dose of Morning Crankers as we break down the biggest stories of March 27, 2025! We kick things off with March 27 National Days, then dive into trillion-dollar investments flowing into America—creating huge job opportunities for American workers! Next, we discuss the jaw-dropping case of Japan’s longest-serving death row inmate, who was exonerated after 40 years and offered a mere $1.4 million for his wrongful conviction. Is justice ever enough? We also explore DoorDash’s latest offering and how it’s changing the game for convenience lovers. Plus, Cummins ditches diesel in favor of a new, powerful, fuel-efficient gas motor—is this the future of trucking? Buckle up for another wild and unfiltered episode of Morning Crankers! 🎙️🔥

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Get ready for another wild ride with Morning Crankers! Today, we dive into the National Days of March 26, belting out our brand-new hit Ozark Fellas! We also break down some of the most ridiculous news stories, including a criminal who broke into their own parole officer’s home (talk about bad decisions) and a DUI driver who plowed through a barbershop like a wrecking ball. Greg even pitches the genius idea of drive-thru haircuts—because who has time to stop? Plus, we analyze the Sweet 16 madness and more. Buckle up, grab your coffee, and let’s crank it up! 🎙️🔥 Don’t forget to like, share, and subscribe!

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A new comedy song Jerry Reedesque.  Morning Crankers in Ozark Fellas.  A comedy song about 2 donut loving Ozark Podcasters who love donuts and the ladies!!

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Hold onto your coffee, folks—this episode of Morning Crankers is packed with wild stories, hot takes, and plenty of laughs! 🔥 RFK Jr. is all for banning phones in classrooms, and honestly, are we finally getting back to sanity? Speaking of phones, a new study says kids’ brains are turning to mush from cell phone overstimulation, with doctors straight-up calling it BRAIN ROT! 📱🧠💀 🥩 In the sports world, a woman gets hit with a performance-enhancing drug ban—but get this, it’s all because she ate pork! Yep, you read that right! 🏛️ And in a stunning display of government "efficiency," the Pentagon’s DEI shakeup somehow dragged Jackie Robinson into the mess. Seriously, how does this even happen?! It’s a full-throttle episode with Morning Crankers! So, grab your caffeine, buckle up, and let’s get crankin’!

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This episode of Morning Crankers brings a mix of celebration and somber reflection. We honor the life and legacy of boxing icon George Foreman, who has passed away at 76, remembering his incredible career in the ring and his impact beyond it. Then, we dive into the deliciousness of National Cheesesteak Day, National Chocolate-Covered Raisin Day, and National Cocktail Day—because who doesn’t love a reason to indulge? Meanwhile, Google confirms that users must opt into their new AI, raising questions about privacy and tech control. And in the world of heated debates, Elon Musk’s critics argue he wasn’t elected to power—yet neither was Fauci. The internet is on fire, and we’re here to crank up the conversation! 🔥 Grab your coffee, strap in, and get ready for another unfiltered ride with the Morning Crankers!

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It’s Friday on Morning Crankers, and we’re serving up a fresh batch of comedy, chaos, and crazy headlines! We break down the March 21 National Days, from quirky celebrations to foodie favorites. In the news, police arrest the Head of the Zizian cult, while a numbing box office weekend sees Novacaine fall flat. The man behind the infamous Ruby Red Slippers theft dies before he can face justice—talk about dodging a sentence! Meanwhile, a live alligator turns up in a motel room (because, why not?), and France has a big ask for America: they want Lady Liberty back! 🔥 Buckle up for laughs, hot takes, and the best way to start your weekend with Morning Crankers!

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On this episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into the hottest topics of the day! Missouri’s governor pledges increased funding for cancer research, while a shocking murder unfolds over a reality TV home-flipping dream gone wrong. The Kansas City Chiefs make moves, signing a new defensive lineman and running back. Meanwhile, eerie blue dogs are spotted near a Russian chemical plant, sparking wild theories. Plus, Danish Viking blood is boiling over U.S. involvement in Greenland! We also celebrate the first day of spring and National Ravioli Day with a delicious Smoky Truffle Spinach Ravioli recipe—made on a Weber grill! Don't miss this mix of news, sports, weird headlines, and foodie fun. 🎧 Tune in for laughs, insight, and the best morning show around!

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