If you were stood by the side of a road with a piece of chalk and a peloton of cyclists heading your way, would you risk your life to draw a penis on that road before they get there? That is the question Jon asks this week. 

Meanwhile both members of the JaM are getting vaccinated - Pfizer vs AZ, the battle lines are drawn. Mike is enjoying his freedom in Canberra but wondering what kind of human being still doesn't wear a facemask, while Jon gives us an odd insight into why he does. 

The Olympics continue and Mike's Olympic level of sedentary is continuing as he gets too into sports such as Gymnastics and Dressage. And, following his great queueing anecdote, this week Jon has caught a bus. 

The Morning JaM would be euphoric if you contacted them at [email protected], especially to let us know what weird sports you'd put in the Olympics.

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Lockdown is taking its toll on Jon who really doesn't have anything to talk about. So after a slight false start and a re-recording we now get to listen to him re-tell the exciting tale of his time in the queue at a ServiceNSW to get his Medicare card. 

Jon also has a dilemma, does he trust the airline that has cancelled on him eight times to help him make his move to Alice Springs? Meanwhile, Mike has been to the coast and nearly stole a child, and he asks the big question - who farted? 

The JaM also discusses the Olympics coverage on Channel 7, they ask why Russia are seemingly still in the Olympics despite their ban, and Mike drinks a Milo live on air! Oooo exciting!

Jon also treats us all to a fun fact about the tallest mountain in Australia. 

The Morning JaM would be blissed out if you contacted them at [email protected], especially to let us know...how do you make your Hot Chocolate?

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Jon has a big announcement to make! But Mike simply has to tell you about his week playing with children's balls and how a dog named Pepper became his Alpha. 

Jon is still fuming about billionaires going to space, both JaMmers are confused by Australian fashion, Jon has a fact about a place called Stuart, and meanwhile the Australian Prime Minister has pooed himself. 

This week's episode also features the first edition of the Morning JaM's new game...Knifey Spooney!

The Morning JaM would be tickled pink if you contacted them at [email protected], especially if you have pooed in a Maccas. 

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Marmite vs Vegemite! The great debate is finally here! But first, Morning JaM takes a serious turn to discuss the events at Wembley. Jon condemns the racist abuse the footballers received after missing their penalties, while Mike seems to suggest it is ok to beat up Italians. Different hot takes on the Euro 2020 Final backlash from the Morning JaM there. (Obviously Mike backtracks quickly). 

Meanwhile, Mike shares his most emasculating hour ever, Jon discusses billionaires in space, and Mike provides a handy packing tip for those moving to a new hemisphere. 

The Morning JaM would be pleased as punch if you contacted them at [email protected], especially if you are one of the Big Bird Bandits of Adelaide.

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Football's Coming Home! But, Jon isn't allowed to leave his. As Jon struggles to make lockdown sound interesting, Mike is relishing his new found freedom in rural New South Wales. 

While in lockdown Jon wonders if a work colleague has called him fat, how did that man break his w*lly and why aren't bald eagles as bald as Mike? Mike, on the other hand, is confused by Australian sausages, struggles with a difficult Optus Sports password to watch Euro 2020, and defends the woman holding the sign in the Tour de France. 

The Morning JaM would be absolutely bloomin' delighted if you contacted them at [email protected], especially to give your opinion on Vegemite or Marmite? 

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Mike continues his Australian quarantine and therefore doesn't have a lot to talk about. So sit back, strap up (and/or on) and listen to an episode of the Morning JaM that feels like you're living the dull, monotonous life of Australian quarantine along with Mike as he explains, in arguably too much detail, exactly what he has been filling his time with while not being allowed to leave his hotel room.

In other news Jon has fallen over, Mike's brother has been swooped by a bird, Cara Delevingne has a vagina tunnel in her house, the Britney Spears saga (#FreeBritney) heats up and we learn what UK-first happened in Paddock Wood.  

The Morning JaM would be absolutely over the moon if you contacted them at [email protected], especially if you're Australian and can let them know, 'What even is footy?'

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Mike has finally made it onto Australian land, but he is quarantined into a hotel room. As such, the Morning JaM has yet to be reunited and sound qualities may still vary (as if that'll ever get fixed). However, that doesn't stop some excellent debates about whether Mike would look like a ballbag if he grew his hair long, does Jon look like a caricature of Cillian Murphy and the clickbait-y discussion of Britney's TikTok. 

We also discuss Jon's lip fillers, the worst surprise party every and ask the question...is Mike a natural sports person? 

The Morning JaM would be bloomin' delighted if you contacted them at [email protected], please do let us know if you think Jon sounds like Cillian Murphy.

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After having listened to a previous episode with some Scottish chums, Mike is forced to apologies for some of his remarks made in the past. 

Following this podcast, a Morning JaM spokesperson has said:

"The Morning JaM would like to make it clear, that although Mike is 50% of the content, he does not represent 50% of the viewpoints of the Morning JaM. The Morning JaM has always been a firm supporter of the Scotch people and their right to remain Scotch. Jon, in particular, would never want to offend the people of Scotland. He is such a lover of all things Scotland he has often pretended he is from there."

Also this week, it is Pride and Jon tells some homosexual animal facts while Mike insults some gay Penguins...probably. They both insult airlines, passionately...and probably for too long but Mike got lazy on editing. 

The Morning JaM would love it if you contact them at [email protected], especially if you are a gay penguin and/or lion.

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This week's episode finally has decent sound quality! Jon posts a few corrections from last weeks episode, Mike is relieved about finishing his 30 gifts in 30 days for Bec's birthday. He also tells us about his win in football, how his notice period is going and an interesting funeral he attended. Bec guests on the episode to tell us of her state of mind when she sent an email to Jon and Mike gets onto his 2 favourite topics - pegging and Star Wars.

The Morning JaM would love it if you contact them at [email protected] and tell us what you reckon Chewbacca's lipstick may look like.

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This week's episode is essentially a series of lists. To celebrate their one year podcasting anniversary - that's right you've wasted a year with us - Mike reels off all the ideas of his that didn't make the cut including "what is the correct way to shower?" and "who was Billy Big B*ll*cks?"

Jon meanwhile reels off a list of facts about Brian Blessed, finally. 

The Morning JaM would love it if you contact them at [email protected], especially if you know how to pronounce complicated fractions. 

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