This week Mike meets what he suspects is a bad man, Jon meets a cockney-Australian (according to Mike) Salesman, and Mike steals his own food from his old address. Mike also started the episode quite drunk, and hasn't the best sound quality, so apologies for that!

The Morning JaM would love it if you contact them at [email protected], especially if you are have a spreadsheet on why you broke up with someone.

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Despite the name, the usual 'male' humour of the podcast is put to one side (for the most part) this week, instead Jon and Mike discuss the origins of the word 'was', and, in one of the geekier segments they've done, whether Star Wars' rule of two is better than Buffy The Vampire Slayers' rule of 'there can only be one'.

But don't worry they do also talk about pegging....FINALLY!

The Morning JaM would love it if you contact them at [email protected], especially if you are a Sith without a Master and/or apprentice.

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No, we most certainly didn't cause the break up of Gates relationship, but we did record before the news broke, so can you blame us for trying to get some more listeners using it?!

Jon carries on his quoting Nicolas Cage at the start of an episode routine and explains what George Clooney and beansprouts have in common. Mike dispels a myth about swallowing spiders and, in a podcast first, there is a serious discussion about billionaires such as Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and Warren Buffet. 

All that before Mike asks whether it's more likely Finland exists than Australia, Jon gets distracted by a dog and we learn something new about butterflies impressing other butterflies.

The Morning JaM would love it if you contact them at [email protected], especially if you want to share disgust about beansprouts! Thank you for listening!

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This week the guys are back to normal with Mike having just about recovered from his hangover.

Jon continues with his obsession of Nicolas Cage quotes while Mike comes up with a game for future episodes - Find the Fart. There's a discussion about whether Jon will be a millionaire next year and Mike tells us if he has become one with his Doge coin investment.

There's a discussion on why Jon insists on wearing kilts (which he denies) and Mike somehow brings his conspiracy world cup back for the second round.

The Morning JaM would love it if you contact them at [email protected], especially if you want to share enthusiasm for finding the fart! Thank you for listening!

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In a hectic weekend that included Prince Philip's funeral, the European Super League disaster, and the easing of lockdown restrictions...one thing remained true...Mike's hangovers will always render him useless. 

As a mixture of a hangover and internet-lag stops the Morning JaM from proceeding as normal, Mike throws together a feast of chat which ingredients include:

- A dollop of Mike wondering if he is cool enough to skateboard

- A tsp of Jon failing to go to the gym

- A cup of conspiracy theory (did London 2012 predict coronavirus?)

- An accusation of sleeping with an inanimate object

- A pinch of John Portsmouth Football Club

- A seasoning of Star Wars vs The Fast and The Furious

Which at one point, all mixes together to create the slight aroma of Mike's guff. 

The Morning JaM would love it if you contact them at [email protected], especially with tips on how to improve internet speeds or any hangover cures! Thank you for listening!

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In a blatant attempt to try and claw back their ever-diminishing listenership, the Morning JaM gentlemen discuss Britney Spears for a third time, mention Khloe Kardashian's Instagram faux pas and debate when Prince Philip died. All this while also managing to argue over Uri Gellar's CIA involvement.

Mike is living in London and is somewhat self-loathing.

Jon is living in Sydney and has a robust amount of self-confidence.

Together, they are....the Morning JaM.

The Morning JaM would love it if you contact them at [email protected], please do let us know if you think you'd still be able to identify your husband in the bedroom even if he'd undergone 'face off' surgery. Thank you for listening!

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As we end the third quarter of the first trimester of the year, amid more poor sound quality for Mike, the Morning JaM assess their resolution objectives to see if they have achieved their KPIs. SPOILER: They haven't. Meanwhile, Jon is potentially taking an IQ test whilst Mike remembers his IQ wasn't enough to get him a job at B&Q. While Mike celebrates lockdown but bemoans people who still can't wear their facemasks quite right, Jon lets us all know about a little something that makes each and every one of us unique.  

Mike is living in London and is riddled with anxiety. 

Jon is living in Sydney and has a robust amount of self-confidence. 

Together, they are....the Morning JaM. 

The Morning JaM would love it if you contact them at [email protected], please let us know whether you think Jon should be taking other people's IQ tests and if you'd hire Mike. He will work for all currencies as long as it can be exchanged for Dogecoin. Thank you for listening!

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Mike still can't get his sound working right, but when you can't tell that the sound you're hearing isn't coming through the headphones in your ears, but through a speaker, then what hope is there? The guys revisit the horrible belly button fluff fiasco and delve into the world of cheese, discuss if it's yellow you should actually let it mellow, and Mike has a new scheme to get Doge coin.

Mike is interested in long walks, belly button fluff and notepads.

Jon is interested in archeology, the scouts and is a self-proclaimed fashionista.

Together, they are....the Morning JaM.

The Morning JaM would love it if you contact them at [email protected], especially if you'd like to donate to the Great British Belly Button Fluff Off. We accept all currencies as long as it can be exchanged for Dogecoin.

Thank you for listening!

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The only thing worse than the content in this week's podcast is, perhaps, Mike's sound quality. Listen attentively through the distortion of Mike's microphone and into the white noise of two men clearly having early midlife crises. 

Mike is interested in long walks, belly button fluff and notepads. 

Jon is interested in archeology, the scouts and is a self-proclaimed fashionista. 

Together, they are....the Morning JaM. 

The Morning JaM would love it if you contact them at [email protected], especially if you'd like to donate to the Great British Belly Button Fluff Off. We accept all currencies as long as it can be exchanged for Dogecoin.

Thank you for listening!

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This week, amongst various rambling moments of oddness, the guys discuss Jon's ULTIMATE BODY, Mike realises his girlfriend will leave him if there is any chance the world might end, they argue over which spice Jon would be and whether Mike's suggestion is racist, and Mike pitches his idea for a new cinematic universe. Also, the Morning JaM has its first advert.

Mike and Jon would love it if you contact them at [email protected], especially if you aren't going to shout at us about Brexit and / or the Ugly Duckling, as we have had enough correspondence about that.

Thank you for listening!

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