It's Mike's Birthday and he can't figure out why he never transformed from an ugly duckling into a beautiful swan as he was promised as a child. We also discuss spending Christmas on the floor of an empty house, whether Jon's girlfriend should hang Mike's genitalia calendar and ask the question: Is it illegal to eat mince pies on Christmas Day?

Contact Mike and Jon at [email protected] especially with any new conspiracy theories as we are running out, or any fun facts, or frankly...just to let us know anyone is listening.

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It's our Christmas special! Mike and Jon exchange presents, discuss Mike's Christmas issues, have a chat about the big man himself, Santa, and then define what a Christmas movie is!

Contact Mike and Jon at [email protected] especially with any new conspiracy theories as we are running out, or any fun facts, or frankly...just to let us know anyone is listening.

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This week it's Jon's Birthday podcast! Find out what Mike bought him in a live unwrapping, hear how Jon gets "swole for the hole", find out about how Mike didn't fit in at the Shard, learn (or not learn) whether penguins like bagpipes, and is this the most controversial conspiracy theory yet?  

Contact Mike and Jon at [email protected] especially with any new conspiracy theories as we are running out, or any fun facts, or frankly...just to let us know anyone is listening.

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This week it's Britney Spears birthday, so we have a chat about that, Mike gives you an idea of what travelling with Jon is like and is fact checked about his claim Jon has fake cheeks. Mike also comes up with a new phrase, catches a porn virus and tells us all about the New York Zoo Hoax. We also discuss wellbeing at work and why it's called a Hoover in the UK.

Bit of a longer one this week, let us know if you prefer it shorter!

Contact Mike and Jon at [email protected] especially with any new conspiracy theories as we are running out, or any fun facts, or frankly...just to let us know anyone is listening.

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This week Mike and Jon discuss the important things in life, like the pros and cons of being an elephant and whether saying the word "Buffalo" 8 times in a row actually makes sense. Mike also tells us about his Come Dine With Me (unofficial) lockdown experience and the Tom Collins hoax.

We apologise for Mike's sound quality in parts of this podcast - neither of us know what he was doing to create it.

Contact Mike and Jon at [email protected] especially with any new conspiracy theories as we are running out, or any fun facts, or frankly...just to let us know anyone is listening.

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This week Jon got a little sunburned and Mike got very confused by shopping. We briefly discuss not being able to meet Society's definition of manliness and Jon has a moral conundrum. Mike also tells us about a conspiracy theory that he may actually believe (unlike all the others...?) and again discuss animal super powers.

Contact Mike and Jon at [email protected] especially with any new conspiracy theories as we are running out, or any fun facts, or frankly...just to let us know anyone is listening.

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This week Mike and Jon finally have a big falling out and it is over Britney Spears. Also, Jon tries to convince us he hasn't had plastic surgery on his cheeks, Mike buggers up a vegan lasagne and Jon tells us about burying the ****. 

Contact Mike and Jon at [email protected] especially with any new conspiracy theories as we are running out, or any fun facts, or frankly...just to let us know anyone is listening. 

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This week the animal power discussion is continued, Jon wants a bidet and Mike has quite a few stories about them and Mike tries to talk about Xmen, Star Wars, Comics and Unicorns to work on his theory of why we have so many more listeners than just our Mums. We also talk about Mike getting splashed and the mythical John Tickle, before ending up in a bit of a squabble, as usual.

If you want to tell us which animal you want to be, contact us at [email protected]!

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To celebrate reaching 'The Number After' amount of episodes, Mike & Jon try to recreate their student days with a good ol' fashioned Power Hour - one drink every minute for an hour - while they celebrate their geeky adulthood by finally letting Jon play a board game (named Chakra). Hilarity ensues as they discuss manscaping, eat vegan nuggets, Mike claims to know everything about S Club 7 and squabble about all of it!

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This week Mike tries a new intro which may get him in hot water with HR, there's talk of Jon's hangovers, a flexitarian update from Mike and discussion of a bird in a bird in a bird. We also chat about Spiderman x 3, what animal we would be if we were bitten by a radioactive one, Jay Z possibly being a vampire and a jail for Polar Bears!

If you want to get in touch, please do at [email protected].

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