This week we get an update on Mike's ongoing 'war' with his noisy neighbours and how he's getting on staring at strangers. There's some Goose related news as well  as Mike wondering if lovely bunches of coconuts have been cancelled, proof that Finland doesn't exist and that it's against the law to have potatoes amounting to 2/3rds of Mike's weight.

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In this episode we discuss my high school nickname and Mike tells me he's leaving the show. He also tells me about how he stared at a couple kissing and his love of train fights. We also discuss how an owl with human legs started WWII and what Eiffel syndrome is.

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This week, Mike  tells us about a 'disappointing' surprise breakfast, his night terrors and how he stares at people on the tube while wearing someone  else's underpants on his sweaty face. We also talk about the Argentinian Lake Duck and another duck that had a mishap in America by being sucked in a glory hole.

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This week, Mike claims penguins move by doing the worm, rants about people not social distancing and letting their dogs go after them. We also talk about gender targeted apps, Vampires having an issue with OCD and what Pharaohs used to get up to when they 'blessed' the nile.

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This week, we discuss Mike's beard bib, why he's been sending Jon erotic photos of himself and why he's received "Hate Brownies". He also explains to Jon that Australia doesn't actually exist, although the *** try and stop him, and that Jon is actually just living on the Costa Del Sol.

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After a half term break we come back with what Mike describes as the worst one yet. He gives us an update on his neighbours, we discuss things the internet has told us we're doing wrong but we definitely haven't as well as Avril Lavigne actually being Melissa, but not really. There's also a bit of confusion around Saruman and the last public execution by guillotine.

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On this weeks podcast we talk about the best app in the play store, escape rooms and terrible birthday presents, a super long (not really) film review and the best cure for impotence.

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This week, we discuss noisy neighbours, old men getting unwarranted accolades, a brief review of Downsizing and why Scotland's national animal should be the "Highland Pony".

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This week, we discuss teeth whitening, child relatives kissing you on the lips and an idea for a new movie segment so we don't discuss Matt Damon every week. We also discuss the Kraken. Kind of.

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We talk about angry emails, keeping chocolate in the Fridge, Jon's terrible taste in movies and "President Garfield Food Anus". We also do our best not to talk about poo, but fail miserably.

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