Burnie and Ashley refuse to explain that title while discussing Ashley's apocalyptic packing, pre-cloud gaming, post-cloud coffee makers, Subnautica, defaced shrines, harsh language, bad symbols, falling for AI buddies, and the concept of Longevity Escape Velocity.

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Burnie and Ashley discuss StarF's burger science, Burnie's anthropological study of Ashley's diet, Heathrow's panic attack, randomizing everything, ghosts in the machine, After Midnight canceled, and The Longhorns' brutal coaching change.

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Burnie and Ashley discuss mix tapes, Napsters long history of selling the brand, Atari, Game Informer, James Bond's new producers, Hagrid casting rumors, Spotify's market cap, Ruby Franke, Coogan's Law, influencer regulation, and new unrealistic guidelines on eating times.

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Burnie and Ashley discuss morning fights, Burnie's revealing confession, Zendaya's MJ is actually Michelle Jones, 23andMe bankruptcy, Horse Armor, Assassin's Creed, criticizing art, Claude plays Pokémon, and the moral quandary of choosing your Pokémon starter.

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Burnie and Ashley discuss the reception of the Snow White movie, drama that doesn't drive interest, Severance Season 2 finale, the 5000 days since last Game of Thrones, Jump Ship, Mufasa, The Pitt, Adolescence, the Boston Celtics sale, and the NCAA tournament.

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Burnie and Ashley discuss the Heathrow shut down, UK's travel warning for the US, Austin's tetris architecture, customs brusqueness, portraits of our great leaders, Severance Season 2 finale, Apple's commitment to quality, Fockers 4, nepo parents, and food based celebrities.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere

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Burnie and Ashley discuss the superiority of our podcast, small wins as feel good news, kindness, crowd surfing gone wrong, Coyote vs Acme, Together, and online media vs broad media.

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Burnie and Ashley discuss Auto Tune The News, Gregory Brothers, Butch and Suni splash-down, astronaut muscle memory, parent timers, demonetization, Butch and Suni's splashdown, toddler timers, and SMS raw dogging in 2025.

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Burnie and Ashley have a fever dream of an episode where they celebrate the return of American Heroes and famed astronauts Butch and Suni. They also ruin any chance of monetizing this episode ever. Also turtles go in your pants.

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Burnie and Ashley discuss McDonald's hangovers, portion sizes, awful recipe sites, I Love Bees, viral marketing, sharing the misery of a tech problem, crab bucket, known but unsolved issues, Finn's computer adventures, FTL, iPhone 16's big promises, the dismal weekend box office, if A24 made a Looney Tunes movies, The Day The Earth Blew Up, and All You Need Is Kill.

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