Nick gasped. Big deal! The Dark Empath lives and he feels. Open the box and win, but not money. Nice shot, Spielberg. Also thanks to big Javier for sending us mead and beer. We'll have a taste test soon!

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Our Heroes return to the Mule Tender Colonel and try Mike's hot honey, maybe? There was a glaze, maybe? We also realize that Nick is the Dark Empath. Eric has a new ugly hoodie with some art we never used. You're lookin at the new Achievement Hunter right here. Don't worry, Nick tried the sauce and he's willing to do you a favor.

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Our Heroes run into the angry guy at Subway again but his space cadet friend wasn't there so at least there's a benefit. We didn't get the dippers, sorry Nick, and we also don't film under the bathroom door (also sorry Nick.) Ordering was a whole debacle and we make friends on the road. Slap some stickers on your van and pound pavement.

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As an empath Nick screams because there have been sauce changes at a different restaurant. Why did Jordan derail the podcast? Anyway, Our Heroes head back to Subway to get ANOTHER footlong cookie but this time its Oreo. What are the Monkey Macros on this thing? Ready to learn about Subway and subway? What's the plan, Ted? FRWBYS forever.

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It's a long drive in the rain and Our Heroes are talking all over the place. Car episodes, Costco is getting Coke, why everything moved out of Austin, ordering lightbulbs, Mark Walhberg AI, and so much more. WHY WON'T NICK TAKE STEROIDS???? Find out in this Ride Along.

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Was there cake? Our Heroes take a long drive to Carl's Jr to get the MAXXL Double El Diablo Combo and Nick has been good for 36 hours. Eric still thinks these Pokemon things are called Time Wheels. Wait wait we gotta talk about this burger. Is this... good? We're all kind of floored by what we just ate, plus the protein on this thing is through the roof. Grab a slice of mirage cake and prepare to run the Burger Gauntlet.

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The car ride isn't long so Our Heroes are taking you to the restaurant to pick up the food. Did you know they have fries? What did we get? Is it fries? They have fries. Nick can't contain himself, the food isn't ready, and this guy left his wife locked in the car. Wingstop ride along is a great one to leave on in the background then you hear it and go "what just happened" at parts.

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Our Heroes return to Wingstop to try ANOTHER new flavor. They haven't been here since Secret War came out (remember that show?) but that won't stop Nick from asking for more and more and what did we get and what about fries? Should we even be saying Sweet Chili? Learn about a bakers dozen, blue sneeze vs blue cheese, and the Taco Pass video.

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Our Heroes are on the return journey back to the studio after a second breakfast at Tim Hortons. Eric almost crashes the car. We also don't stop at McDonald's and Nick doesn't know anything about Lord of the Rings. Nick also justifies eating all the scraps. It's Monkey Money. Why'd you stop?

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Our Heroes run for the border, but this time it's north as they take on Tim Hortons. The sandwich they were gonna get wasn't there but who cares. They've never been and there's only one in town so they enjoy a selection of goods including the cheesy chicken melt. Don't worry, Nick makes his monkey money on everyone else's food and he's got some donut holes for a job well done.

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