Putting aside the oil coffee disaster that was our previous Starbucks venture, Our Heroes BRAVELY return to this java shop to try their new Spring Menu. Starbucks has been hitting the skids as of late and they're hoping you'll stick around for free refills and stealable ceramic mugs. Should you bother grabbing a matcha drink from this place or does the lavendar coffee hit the spot. Either way, don't bother trying to order both food things because you ain't gettin em.

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Our Heroes have a drive back to the studio and they're full of hot honey but not pizza. They don't have that. Stop asking. Nick continues to not beat the allegations and we are NOT on steroids. But what if we were? Grab an insanely caffeinated soda and toss your cheezit key into the bowl. This Ride Along is great.

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Our Heroes head out to try Red Robin's NEW Mike's Hot Honey Chicke- wait. Didn't KFC just do this? Like literally just this? What is going on? Why is Hot Honey back and why is Mike specifically the bringer of it? Weird. But not as weird as Nick right at the top of this episode. He really sets the tempo for this one. Whoa. This goes in so many directions and you're not gonna see it coming. wink wink. Listen to the episode, you'll get it. Leave a comment after you get it. Oh right, the food. We ate it but not all of it. Enjoy!

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Our Heroes are enjoying a nice day outside and Eric is inside with Pajama Pants People waiting for food. Don't worry, our order is up next. Wait, oh its a different one. So what about our food? Uhhhh we gotta review this food, there's no way they lost it. Is your name on it? Is your name on it? But is your name on it? Where's your name on it???

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Were these gone? Or are these new? Did we have this? Our Heroes lack object permanence so they go back to Little Caesar's to try the new bacon and cheese crazy puffs. They almost didn't. The order was lost. Or was it? Was your name on it? Terribly important questions that cause so many fights it'll make your head spin. Nick is ON ONE here. Dark Empath is carving a new future. Wait we didn't get to how we almost didn't get the food! Wai-

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Our Heroes are on a long ride home from the B Dubs after hearing this guy make a bathroom phone call. Enjoy this insane car ride featuring cars that don't know where they're going and Nick talking about feet again. Come on.

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Our Heroes leave the vote up to you and you did this because of the poll on our Patreon. You're ridiculous but at least it wasn't Burger King. Anyway we get the Beer Cheese Cheesesteak and Chicken Parm at B Dubs which is so weird. No wings at all? Get on the phone in a public restroom and tell your friends this episode is a banger. You like pretzel bites? We had those.

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It's a whole trip from there and back. Slap some mayo on your burger pizza and eat some hush puppies, Nick style. Also wait outside while Eric grabs this pizza and gets the bug out of his ear. Nick almost films all the stuff he needs to in this one!

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Domino's finally cross the line and started doing a stuffed crust pizza. Will Our Heroes enjoy what Domino's, the best chain pizza crust, does in their new venture or is it too little too late for this flailing franchise. The dark empath has plenty to say about this but also he's scraping and slapping plus cheeseburger pizza in mayo? Look, we talk about the Taco Bell Live Mas Livestream disappointment as well. A jam packed ep, one section, all over.

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Grasp this one with 2 hands, it's a burrito size Ride Along. Did Michael phone in the episode? Or is he incredible? A lot of anime talk in this one and Eric doesn't quite follow. We should remake 100% Eat as CG, right? Texas Pete is GONE!

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