Come hunt vampires with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Cursebound” by Sadie Kincaid and LJ Morrow! Book one in the Curse of Blood series introduces us to the vampire hunter Rosa Capelli! Rosa isn’t like the other vampire hunters, she is a Seer that takes out all the bad vampires, just like Tom Cruise in Minority Report! Rosa didn’t *see* Luca Da Firenze, the super hot and super old (400!) vampire mafia capo, coming into her life, but he’s here and she can’t escape him, not that she would want to! Their bond might be that of soulmates (hello silver eye rings!), but it comes at a cost. Get your grinch fingers, squirt your water bottle, and serve your beef hot because you’re in danger girl! Twilight-run your way to tuning in! 

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Come cut the cheese with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Why Cheese?” by Ellen Mint! After many tags and requests for this book to be presented, Vanessa delivered! We follow Violette as she inherits her great uncle’s cheese shop, but the real story is hidden in the basement: a magical chest containing four different cheeses. These cheeses aren’t like the cheeses, these turn into sexy men at night! Cheddy, Roq, Cam, and Brie take an immediate liking to Violette, so they decide to go into business together to save the cheese shop. They also do a lot of other things, sometimes all together, sometimes just a few of them, and sometimes in public! Choo Choo! All aboard the Cheddy train! This episode had the girls kicking their little feet, flipping the camera all around the studio, and learning all about Barbara’s cheese aversion! And The Girls tie Vanessa down to satisfy those that have been requesting “Heated Rivalry” - Vanessa will be presenting it on our Patreon for the bonus episode available on the last Thursday of the month!

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Come beef at the Zoo with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Squeak” by Vera Valentine! When friends Sebastian and Keane fall into the grips of a fortune teller’s curse, they worry their swimsuit areas will stay smooth and Ken-like forever. One day, the boys try blowing in each other’s mouths and realize it makes them grow down there. But their areas are… a balloon? With a knot on the end? Is this omegaverse? Yes! Although Seb and Keane enjoy each other plenty, an artsy woman named Poppy starts to sketch herself into their world. As the balloons grow in size and the three of them form a connection, will their bond be enough to free the boys from their curse? Start some beef, think about blowing into your friend’s mouth, and listen now before the new year!

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Come unwrap your Christmas present with The Girls! It’s another episode of our Blind Draw Christmas Pick ‘Ems Event and Vanessa is up! She presents “He Sees You When You’re Sleeping” by Alta Hensley, a book chosen just for her by Emily (and some of our loyal Patrons!) As soon as hottie firefighter Jack meets jewelry influencer Chloe, he’s obsessed! Is he a stalker? There’s no way to know! When Jack discovers Chloe has a secret online persona and tons of fans that love the way she “cybers,” he comes into her DMs and then he comes into her…you know what. With morally gray characters, intriguing (brand new!) trigger warnings, and plenty of reminders that it’s just a book, this really is the perfect gift for Vanessa!

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Come get sticky with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal” by Meghan Quinn. The Girls are back in Christmas Kringle Town from Episode 61! After her year-round Christmas Store went out of business, our FMC Betty comes to Kringle Town to help her uncle start up a rival Christmas Tree farm! When Betty meets Atlas (who also goes by Max..?) she feels a connection with him before she realizes he is part of the family that owns the other Christmas tree farm! Hijinks ensue, because Atlas/Max has been left home alone after his family went to Europe without him! Like the movie! This episode features an astrology update, cherry cordials, counter top 69, and every possible “Home Alone” reference, including a tarantula! 

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Come consent to Christmas with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Big Nick Energy” by Morgan Elizabeth! The Girls are revisiting the Seasons of Revenge Series they first dipped into from episode 8 “‘Tis The Season For Revenge!” When Shae is celebrating her first Christmas as a single mom to her two little girls, she is trying to make it special. When Nickolas Finch (who of course owns a Christmas Tree farm) comes into Shae’s life, he too wants to make the Christmas special for the little girls, and for Shae! This insta-love holiday book will have you dancing like a sugar plum, craving buttered noodles and maybe even allowing an Elf on The Shelf on your property! 

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Go into heat with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Mate” by Ali Hazelwood! After a quick astrology update from Barbara, (hang in there, retrograde is over!) The Girls dive into the sequel to “Bride” from episode 19! Although it was a while ago, Barbara gives a thorough recap of Bride so you’re ready for Mate! Our FMC is Serena Paris, the orphaned Were-human who is trying to learn about her changing body (from male doctors) and reconnecting with Koen Alexander. Koen is the super hot (and celibate?) Alpha Were of the powerful Northwest Pack. Since he was a young pup, he has been determined to protect Serena. Not only must he protect her, he must try to resist her scent and heat. Can he help her with her changing body and surging cortisol levels? Once Serena’s “slick” appears, the only solution is…The Knot. Too much? Too bad! Listen now, it’s a fun one! 

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Come grab a bag of emotional support potato chips with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Stuffed” by Jessica Gadziala. Although it’s the same title, this has nothing to do with the “Stuffed” pillow from Episode 35! This book follows Callie, a DC busy business woman who is coming home for Thanksgiving. Callie just so happens to have a brother whose bff is SUPER hot and she’s been crushing on him for years! Adam Gallagher is spending Thanksgiving with Callie’s family (his family died. Rip.) and he’s especially looking forward to it because he has been crushing on Callie for years! After they finally admit they like each other, they have to be quiet in the guest bedroom but the old bed frame starts rocking! Just like a Thanksgiving meal, this book has it all! Relatable snack choices, Dr. Who socks, suffocating kisses, and a Queen Anne style dream house! Gather around and listen now! 

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Come rewatch Brooklyn 99 with The Girls! This week Emily shares how she was confronted at a Target, Vanessa is story bustin’ and thinkin’ about naughty ice cream, and Barbara wore her milf jeans! Barbara also presents “Riding The High” by Paisley Hope, book three in the Silver Pines series! We’re in Laurel Creek (Kentucky?…there’s no way to know) and there’s a new sheriff in town! Sheriff and single dad Cole Ashby is heading to Vegas for a bachelor/bachelorette trip that includes his little sister’s best friend Ginger Danforth. Cole and Ginger may have a past they do not speak of but it’s fine, they’re just friends! After one night drinking like they’re in Vegas, their past comes back with a passion, and drunken wedding bells ring! Since Ginger is the daughter of a Congressman up for reelection and Cole needs to pass a probationary period to become the official big time sheriff, they can’t let news of a scandalous Vegas marriage get out! So the obvious solution is to have Ginger temporarily move into Cole’s home as the hired nanny to his 8 year old daughter. They’re totally just friends! A secretly married boss and employee…but just friends! Of course they’ll stay platonic! Unless a storm rolls through, forcing them to stop denying their love for each other. Tune in now, get ready to yell “authority!” and decide: are you Team Vixen or Team Law Daddy?

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Come unlock the patio door with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Nero,” book one of the Alliance series by S.J. Tilly! FMC Payton is just trying to have a quiet night at home when suddenly hottie mafia man Nero wanders into her living room to hide from the cops. Nero was able to elude the police, but not his instant attraction to Payton! Although Payton knew she should be scared, she was instantly intrigued and totally turned on by Nero. This chance encounter leads to so many new, thrilling, and splattering experiences! This book had The Girls clutching and squealing… and looking forward to the rest of the series! Rock out like you’re at a metal show, watch out for your left side, and listen now!

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