Come fly the friendly skies with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “AirPeen” by Holly Wilde! This book is so educational for all aviation enthusiasts. When flying Sentient Air, our FMC “Princess” really needed to relax, so she opted for an upgrade into the Exclusive Section. None of us have ever flown Exclusive so this book offers a peek behind the curtain of what really goes down when you have the whole row to yourself. The seats are just…different. Did you know you could use a tray table for that? Where does turbulence really come from? Do you really want to know? Too bad, you’ll find out!

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Come wear a claw with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Kiss of the Basilisk” by Lindsay Straube. Originally called Split or Swallow, this is one of the most unhinged books Vanessa has ever read, so buckle up! When Temperance Verus (Tem for short) is ready to compete to win the prince’s hand in marriage, she has a few things to learn. Tem is paired with her personal Basilisk, Caspen, who not only is the BEST trainer for sexy seduction and bedroom skills, he’s also the serpent king! Caspen knows the best training is hands on but he can only do so much because he is sooooo in love with her. Tem seduces Caspen but she also wins the dating competition for the princes hand in marriage (it’s just a book!) As Tem gets closer and deeper with the serpent king and the prince, she’s too connected to both of them to choose! What is a gal to do?! Guess she will have to have everyone come together! From a quiver to a kingdom, Tem is not like the other girls!

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Come refuse to speak about what happened two years ago with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “People We Meet On Vacation” by Emily Henry! After a brief stop through Bible study and Lilith Fair, The Girls finally get around to the book where we meet NYC travel blogger Poppy and her longtime Ohio teacher friend Alex. Poppy and Alex used to spend summers traveling together…but. That was before the *event* that ruined the tour. But we can’t talk about it. After the two year break in friendship traveling, Poppy and Alex try again for a fun “just friends” trip to Palm Springs! This book has it all! Friends to lovers, back spasms, one bed, construction, and rain! Can they move past the thing that happened that we can’t talk about? Listen now to find out! 

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Come get snowed in with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Chasing The Wild” by Elliot Rose! When veterinarian-in-training Layla Birch has some loose ends to tie up- like getting rid of her scammer boyfriend Kaycee, she heads to his small mountain town in the winter. When she meets a dark, sexy, rugged, older man named Colton Wilder she soon realizes not only is this man FINE, he’s Kaycee’s DAD?? How could such a twerp come from such a hottie? Kaycee sucks, so we get rid of him quickly, but, uh oh, the winter storm trapped Layla and Colt at his mountain ranch! There’s only one way to stay warm, and it’s not with the generator. This book has everything that could fill out a book trope bingo card, as well as Vanessa claiming it to be one of the nastiest and filthiest books she’s read! Saddle up!  

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Come catch a flight with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Puck Me Secretly” by Odette Stone! This is the first book in the Vancouver Wolves Hockey series. When Aurora “Rory” Ashford is on a flight and seated next to hottie Max Logan, their connection is so powerful the plane crashes! Rory can’t help but confess to her seatmate that she has never “reached her full potential” from a man! Thankfully they survive the crash and Max helps Rory reach new heights in the hotel room, only to leave in the morning before she wakes up. Once regular life resumes and Rory starts her new job with her dad as owners of the Vancouver hockey team, guess who skates up at the first practice? Plane crash hottie Max! If anyone found out about them it would really ruin the tour! Kick your little feet while listening to this, but not so much that you activate Emily’s vertigo! Also, do you think Chris Pine is Chuck Tingle?!

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Come relieve your stress with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “The Charlie Method” by Elle Kennedy! This hot-off-the-presses book is #3 in the Campus Diary series. When student woman in STEM Charlotte Kingston gets super stressed out it gets her super horned up. When it’s time to release some of that stress, she becomes Charlie, a less inhibited version of herself who is only looking for sexual release. When swiping through a hook up app, she comes across two shirtless (and faceless) hotties! After a few steamy DMs and an eventual meetup, she realizes she actually knows these guys! Will Larson and Beckett Dunn are best friends who play hockey and do EVERYTHING together. This steamy book not only follows this throuple as they navigate their new world, but there’s a fanfic about Elizabeth the First and Alexander the Great sprinkled in?! Tune in to this episode so you don’t get sent back to Korea! 

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Come sweat it out in the sauna with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “The Professional” by Kresley Cole! When hottie mafia enforcer Aleksandr 'The Siberian' Sevastyan is tasked with bringing Nebraskan Natalie Porter back to her mob boss father in Russia, he not only breaks her “manalyzer,” he breaks into her house! As much as he tries to stay professional, he realizes he simply must have her in all the steamy and rough ways. You’ll never look at a sauna ladle the same! Speaking of which, should we do a Belgium trip? This book is from 2014 so while there are Fall Out Boy lyrics, there’s not as much clarity as the girls would prefer! But at the end of the day, as always, it’s just a book! 

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Come back to your hometown with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Done and Dusted” by Lyla Sage! When Clementine “Emmy” Ryder heads home to small town Wyoming, she runs into none other than her brother’s-hottie-best-friend Luke Brooks! Emmy strolls into the single bar in town, and under the light of the neon moon, she and Luke realize they’ve grown up quite a bit since they last saw each other. From natural waterfalls to a fountain of whiskey from one mouth to another, this episode will get you back on the saddle and ready to kick your little feet! 

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Come into the alleyway with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Wicked Sexy” by J.T. Geissinger! When badass ex-special ops hottie Connor Hughes is tasked with helping a major movie studio stop an evil cyber criminal from exposing them, he enlists badass hacker girl Tabitha West. Tabitha isn’t like all the other badass hacker girls with pierced nipples, she also likes Hello Kitty! Tabitha was reluctant to help out Connor…until he told her who they would be going after. Tabby couldn’t refuse the opportunity to take down this evil man, but she also couldn’t refuse taking down her top for Connor! This spicy cat and mouse book will not only have you clutching your pearls, it has an exciting plot that will keep you on the end of your seat and pulling out your hair! 

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Come climb a ladder with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “The Pucking Wrong Date” by C.R. Jane! Bring yourself back into the “it’s just a book” mindset you had when The Girls covered the previous “Pucking” books in Episodes 27 and 41. When Disney Prince hottie Walker Davis is bit by the love bug for a mysterious beauty in a wig, he goes down HARD. Walker knows he must have her and be with her forever, no matter what. That’s all before he even knows she’s THE Olivia Darling! Olivia is basically Britney Spears in both the good and the not so great ways. Nothing will stop Walker from being with Olivia, and he shows it by protecting her from her mother, poking holes in condoms, and making a friendship bracelet in a pearl clutching place! As you repeat to yourself “it’s just a book..it’s just a book,” you’ll be kicking your little feet and feeling very educated…in a comedic way of course!  

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