Come hop on a motorcycle with the Girls! This week, Vanessa is presenting “Wolf.e” by Paisley Hope! When sexy motorcycle president Gabriel Wolfe crosses paths with the beautiful Brinley Rose Beaumont (Brin for short), his engine starts to roar! This book had the girls squealing and squirming all while laughing and clutching! Play hide-and-seek, stick a tampon in your pocket, smear some strawberry jelly, and tune in! 

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Come smell the lilacs with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Alive and Wells” by Bailey Hannah! This is book one in the Wells Ranch series and it had the girls kicking their little feet! When city babe Cecily Kennedy has to escape her bad marriage, she seeks refuge by helping out at Wells Ranch. Fresh air isn’t the only thing Cecily gets when she meets the brooding and moody RANCHER (NOT a cowboy!) Austin Wells. Austin can’t have his heart broken again, so he stays guarded and Cecily is hurt from her previous marriage so she must resist the temptation. As Cecily settles into the ways of the ranch, Austin settles into making sure she is safe and taken care of- in more ways than one! This book had all the little feet kicks and squeals of a rom-com, with a side of spit! Listen now and blast off with delight!

Thank you to Katie, Dell Books, and Penguin Random House for sending us a copy. All opinions and feet kicking are our own.

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Come attend Montridge University with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Forged in Blood” by Sadie Kincaid! This why-choose dark paranormal fantasy is book one in the Broken Bloodlines series. When little orphan Ophelia Hart (“pee pee pants” to her bullies) is offered an opportunity to attend the magical Montridge University she of course takes a chance and surprise! She's not like the other girls! When a group of sexy vampires take a liking to her, they go to flavortown and get addicted! How far will the guys go and how much will they risk for the opportunity to drink from her diva cup?! Listen now to find out!

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Come fly the friendly skies with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “AirPeen” by Holly Wilde! This book is so educational for all aviation enthusiasts. When flying Sentient Air, our FMC “Princess” really needed to relax, so she opted for an upgrade into the Exclusive Section. None of us have ever flown Exclusive so this book offers a peek behind the curtain of what really goes down when you have the whole row to yourself. The seats are just…different. Did you know you could use a tray table for that? Where does turbulence really come from? Do you really want to know? Too bad, you’ll find out!

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Come wear a claw with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Kiss of the Basilisk” by Lindsay Straube. Originally called Split or Swallow, this is one of the most unhinged books Vanessa has ever read, so buckle up! When Temperance Verus (Tem for short) is ready to compete to win the prince’s hand in marriage, she has a few things to learn. Tem is paired with her personal Basilisk, Caspen, who not only is the BEST trainer for sexy seduction and bedroom skills, he’s also the serpent king! Caspen knows the best training is hands on but he can only do so much because he is sooooo in love with her. Tem seduces Caspen but she also wins the dating competition for the princes hand in marriage (it’s just a book!) As Tem gets closer and deeper with the serpent king and the prince, she’s too connected to both of them to choose! What is a gal to do?! Guess she will have to have everyone come together! From a quiver to a kingdom, Tem is not like the other girls!

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Come refuse to speak about what happened two years ago with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “People We Meet On Vacation” by Emily Henry! After a brief stop through Bible study and Lilith Fair, The Girls finally get around to the book where we meet NYC travel blogger Poppy and her longtime Ohio teacher friend Alex. Poppy and Alex used to spend summers traveling together…but. That was before the *event* that ruined the tour. But we can’t talk about it. After the two year break in friendship traveling, Poppy and Alex try again for a fun “just friends” trip to Palm Springs! This book has it all! Friends to lovers, back spasms, one bed, construction, and rain! Can they move past the thing that happened that we can’t talk about? Listen now to find out! 

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Come get snowed in with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Chasing The Wild” by Elliot Rose! When veterinarian-in-training Layla Birch has some loose ends to tie up- like getting rid of her scammer boyfriend Kaycee, she heads to his small mountain town in the winter. When she meets a dark, sexy, rugged, older man named Colton Wilder she soon realizes not only is this man FINE, he’s Kaycee’s DAD?? How could such a twerp come from such a hottie? Kaycee sucks, so we get rid of him quickly, but, uh oh, the winter storm trapped Layla and Colt at his mountain ranch! There’s only one way to stay warm, and it’s not with the generator. This book has everything that could fill out a book trope bingo card, as well as Vanessa claiming it to be one of the nastiest and filthiest books she’s read! Saddle up!  

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Come catch a flight with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Puck Me Secretly” by Odette Stone! This is the first book in the Vancouver Wolves Hockey series. When Aurora “Rory” Ashford is on a flight and seated next to hottie Max Logan, their connection is so powerful the plane crashes! Rory can’t help but confess to her seatmate that she has never “reached her full potential” from a man! Thankfully they survive the crash and Max helps Rory reach new heights in the hotel room, only to leave in the morning before she wakes up. Once regular life resumes and Rory starts her new job with her dad as owners of the Vancouver hockey team, guess who skates up at the first practice? Plane crash hottie Max! If anyone found out about them it would really ruin the tour! Kick your little feet while listening to this, but not so much that you activate Emily’s vertigo! Also, do you think Chris Pine is Chuck Tingle?!

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Come relieve your stress with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “The Charlie Method” by Elle Kennedy! This hot-off-the-presses book is #3 in the Campus Diary series. When student woman in STEM Charlotte Kingston gets super stressed out it gets her super horned up. When it’s time to release some of that stress, she becomes Charlie, a less inhibited version of herself who is only looking for sexual release. When swiping through a hook up app, she comes across two shirtless (and faceless) hotties! After a few steamy DMs and an eventual meetup, she realizes she actually knows these guys! Will Larson and Beckett Dunn are best friends who play hockey and do EVERYTHING together. This steamy book not only follows this throuple as they navigate their new world, but there’s a fanfic about Elizabeth the First and Alexander the Great sprinkled in?! Tune in to this episode so you don’t get sent back to Korea! 

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Come sweat it out in the sauna with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “The Professional” by Kresley Cole! When hottie mafia enforcer Aleksandr 'The Siberian' Sevastyan is tasked with bringing Nebraskan Natalie Porter back to her mob boss father in Russia, he not only breaks her “manalyzer,” he breaks into her house! As much as he tries to stay professional, he realizes he simply must have her in all the steamy and rough ways. You’ll never look at a sauna ladle the same! Speaking of which, should we do a Belgium trip? This book is from 2014 so while there are Fall Out Boy lyrics, there’s not as much clarity as the girls would prefer! But at the end of the day, as always, it’s just a book! 

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