Clutch My Pearls

Come rewatch Brooklyn 99 with The Girls! This week Emily shares how she was confronted at a Target, Vanessa is story bustin’ and thinkin’ about naughty ice cream, and Barbara wore her milf jeans! Barbara also presents “Riding The High” by Paisley Hope, book three in the Silver Pines series! We’re in Laurel Creek (Kentucky?…there’s no way to know) and there’s a new sheriff in town! Sheriff and single dad Cole Ashby is heading to Vegas for a bachelor/bachelorette trip that includes his little sister’s best friend Ginger Danforth. Cole and Ginger may have a past they do not speak of but it’s fine, they’re just friends! After one night drinking like they’re in Vegas, their past comes back with a passion, and drunken wedding bells ring! Since Ginger is the daughter of a Congressman up for reelection and Cole needs to pass a probationary period to become the official big time sheriff, they can’t let news of a scandalous Vegas marriage get out! So the obvious solution is to have Ginger temporarily move into Cole’s home as the hired nanny to his 8 year old daughter. They’re totally just friends! A secretly married boss and employee…but just friends! Of course they’ll stay platonic! Unless a storm rolls through, forcing them to stop denying their love for each other. Tune in now, get ready to yell “authority!” and decide: are you Team Vixen or Team Law Daddy?

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Come unlock the patio door with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Nero,” book one of the Alliance series by S.J. Tilly! FMC Payton is just trying to have a quiet night at home when suddenly hottie mafia man Nero wanders into her living room to hide from the cops. Nero was able to elude the police, but not his instant attraction to Payton! Although Payton knew she should be scared, she was instantly intrigued and totally turned on by Nero. This chance encounter leads to so many new, thrilling, and splattering experiences! This book had The Girls clutching and squealing… and looking forward to the rest of the series! Rock out like you’re at a metal show, watch out for your left side, and listen now!

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Come pass the potatoes with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Shared” by Maisie Beasley! This is book one in the Beachside Ménage series! This MFM novella will have you clutching your pearls and hoping the characters have some good table cleaner! When a group of friends go on a beach trip together, there are some fun new experiences and bonding moments that bring them much closer! Primary couple James and Molly (we changed the FMC name for family reasons) are so into each other, but they feel selfish not sharing their bounty. Thankfully James’ best friend Luke has been eyeing the couple for quite some time, and he’s about ready to blow. When dirty talk isn’t enough, the desire (and permission!) to see each other’s swimsuit areas washes ashore. Whether you’re seated at a dining table, lounging by the pool, or sitting in *that* chair in the corner watching, this novella will leave you so full. 

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Come talk into a mirror with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Hallowpeen” by Holly Wilde! Hollow Springs isn’t like the other Halloween towns, it has more of a sentient vibe. Ghost hunting live streamer Samantha went missing one Halloween, and she became part of the local urban legend. But it’s just silly lore, right? This Halloween our FMC Asha knows there is only one way to find out! After a moment with a mirror, Asha is greeted by three pumpkin men who are ready to serve her a pumpkin spice latte…with extra foam. But that’s not all, another urban legend creeps up at the stroke of midnight for our other FMC Kaysie who leaves candy in her dish, and so she must be roped in by the Candy Man…err, Man Candy! Can these three friends escape the underworld of pumpkins and candy?! Do they want to? Would you want to? Our pH could never! Listen now to decide for yourself!

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Come punch trees with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Tricky Girls” by Holly Thorne! After catching her boyfriend in a hedge maze with her best friend, our FMC Tilda decides to (literally) cut that friend and boyfriend out of her life. Tilda goes on to make friends with a group of hot girls who have darker sides and secrets. As often as Tilda declares she’s straight, can she truly resist these women? Should she resist them? Should she just go color in the other room while a teacher watches? This sapphic why choose wide shoes trope soup of a book has it all! Trauma! Cliffhangers! Mafia? Tents in the woods! Enemies! Stepsisters? Underground clubs! And probably anything else you can think of! Tune in now!

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Come celebrate the terrible twos with The Girls! As is tradition, Emily’s presenting a book to celebrate another year of the show! This year she chose “Braving The Storm” by Elliot Rose! It’s the second book in the Crimson Ridge series (Vanessa presented book 1 “Chasing The Wild” in episode 79) and it was teased as the nastiest book Vanessa had started to read! This book finds Briar Lane running away from LA to a forgotten family cabin in the woods to escape her unfaithful boyfriend. Briar thought she would be alone, but she found a big, tattooed, ex-bull rider named Stormand Lane…or as she knows him, Uncle Storm. He’s not her blood uncle, he’s her dad’s estranged adopted brother. But still an uncle! While sharing a one room cabin, Storm makes sure to be VERY educational with Briar. This forbidden love story was super steamy, but it will have you wishing they stopped referring to each other as niece and uncle much sooner than they did. Be brave, put on your leather cuff, and have fun at our birthday party because it’s just a book! 

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Come visit a corn maze with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Corn Daddy” by Hannah Woodcock! This “Steamed Short” will have you questioning if you’ll ever look at corn the same way! When down on her luck Liz gets stood up at the annual fall festival, she tries to make the best of it by going into the corn maze. But this isn’t just any corn maze, it’s a dark, eerie, and passionate experience…one that changed Liz’s feelings about corn forever. Would you be willing to take on the title of Corn Queen in exchange for true love? Was this episode a Taco Bell fever dream for The Girls? Grab your inhaler and get ready for heart palpitations because this episode is steamed and buttered! 

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Come flip through a scent binder with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Baby and the Late Night Howlers” by Kathryn Moon! This omegaverse reverse harem/why choose book was VERY educational for the girls! When Baby (yes, her legal name is Baby) goes into her first heat as an omega, she doesn’t know what to do. Thankfully Seth aka Bomber, a hottie who smells like Apple Pastry, takes her to the omega clinic to learn about her changing body. As Baby flips through the scent book to find who she’s drawn to, she comes across a familiar apple pastry scent and she LIKES IT. With clenched thighs and lots of drool, Baby is sent to a motorcycle club pack of alphas called the Late Night Howlers. These alphas know how to take care of Baby and boyyyyyy do they! All of them! In an educational way of course! Build your blanket nest and listen now, you do KNOT want to miss this episode! 

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Come eat a brownie with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Mountain Daddy” by S.J. Tilly, the second book in the Mountain Men series! When Kendra is screwed over by her roommate, she has no option but to move in with her father in Colorado. Before Kendra moves in she makes a stop at a motel for one night. While at the motel bar, Kendra happens to meet a sexy silver haired older man named Luther. So she slips him her room key and they share an incredible night of passion and new experiences! What was supposed to be just a one night stand turns into so much more once she gets to her dad’s house and meets his best friend Luther! Can Kendra and Luther resist the temptation of their forbidden love? No. Can they avoid getting caught? Also no. Do they have a 24 year age gap? Yes! Does he put pizza in his pockets? Yes! Did Emily ask for this and immediately regret it? Yes! Listen now and see how you feel! 

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Come learn to drive stick shift with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Swift and Saddled” by Lyla Sage! This book is the second in the Rebel Blue Ranch series which The Girls previously discussed in episode 75 “Done and Dusted!” When city girl Ada Hart travels to small town Wyoming for an interior decorating gig, she didn’t expect to meet a handsome cowboy the night before the job starts! After some hallway smooching, she thought she would never see him again…until she shows up at her new job and he’s there! Weston “Wes” Ryder may have hired Ada to spruce up his house, but can he help her take down her walls? This book has it all: anti depressants, baby cows, a cute dog, and feelings about Taylor Swift! So pop some popcorn with extra butter, shelter in place and listen now! 

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