Our Heroes, benevolently, take the Sauce Monkey to Cici's so he'll stop crowing about it. This pizza buffet has seen better days but it's still alive and kicking, plus there's a bunch of people here for a mid day lunch. Michael is falling apart, Nick tells us that we should have done well after we left, and we all recount Graysie not being there physically but pretty much there in every other way. Is this place worth the nearly $60 it cost to get in?

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Our Heroes talk about Anacrime and the theft of Labubu. We also break down Burger King and how much it tastes like fake smoke. Gross. You're gross. Anyway, who should the Sauce Monkey fight in Death Battle? You can hear his big smile the whole time.

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Our Heroes head back to Papa Johns, which is not owned by Papa John, to try this Cheddar Crust pizza. Is it worth your time? Is it worth our time? Why did they make this? Which one of us is still screaming about Cici’s? You know who.Switchforks and TWO NEW SHIRTS on sale July 1 only at https://100percenteat.store

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Board your dragon (Eric’s Hyundai) and ride along with Our Heroes on their way back from BK with the food. They talk live action remakes, Lilo & Stitch, explain how to train your dragon to Eric, and realize this burger is just a whopper. TAKE FLIGHT!

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Our Heroes, because of you, return to Burger King, because of you, to try the new How to Train Your Dragon Menu, because of you. You did this. This meal includes a red burger, reddish mozarella sticks, a lightish red drink, and a sundae without nuts. Only one thing is spicy. Can we train this meal or does BK get knocked down a peg again. It still tastes like that huh?
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Nick is losing his mind and Our Heroes are really into this shake. Eric's getting lots of a phone calls on the way back to the office then we get a chance to stir our mac before eating. That's how you know it's good, right? Right? What's that sound like?

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Nick is on one. This is what Our Heroes get for going back to back. Anyway, we gotta see if Arby's has the meats by getting a shake and some funky mac n cheese. We also get some BBQ sandwiches that Cedric the Entertainer made? This is pretty off the rails from Go and we're kind of baffled by Arby's previous high scores. Can this food live up to some confusing numbers?

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Our Heroes are beating around the bush and Nick is diving in head first. We had to go to 2 different Denny's and still couldn't get seated right away? Very weird. Enjoy this road trip where Nick schlongs everyone.

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Our Heroes are slammin some dirty sodas like they're in Utah and celebrating our once great nation with a red, white, and berry slam. These colors don't run but they definitely wait 15-20 minutes before being seated on a Tuesday mid-day. Does Denny's do it right by trying to get you in the door or will they continue to gross 9 figures in 3 months and only to claim it's just not enough to keep the lights on? Put up a chair, we're in the big table now.

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Our Heroes are on their way to Jack in the Box before their live episode and they talk about not being car guys. Eric orders from a worker who sort of doesn't know what's going on and they're trapped in the Backrooms kind of? 3D printed chandeliers, a locked bathroom, and a code needed for the coke machine? Enjoy this jumbo jack sized episode of Ride Along. Hope you like Huckleberry Hound talk.

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