Burnie and Ashley discuss coffee math 2k25, shower descriptions, crowd sourcing, Wet Wipe Island, fatbergs, shower maintenance, and fighter jet tech support.

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Burnie and Ashley discuss the Microsoft Kin vs Kik vs Kick, username pronounciations, presidential logo dogpiles, loaded September, Apple, Long Walk, Downton Abbey, and submitting your Morning Somewhere audience shouts.

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Burnie and Ashley discuss the Morning Somewhere mascot, the great tin bear market, Raja Jackson, Kick, robodialers, abuse streamers, French autopsies, Swift engagement, and their important immigration date.

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Burnie and Ashley talk about Ashley's skincare addiction, painting garages, the new TV in the wall description, storage philosophy, skin care routines, how to brush your teeth, acne developments, Connect The Dots puzzles, Paint By Numbers, and great moments in acceptance speeches.

Burnie and Ashley discuss kids birthdays, pretty pregnancies, Apple Shortcuts, modern data speeds in ancient places, The Long Walk, and unsuccessfully avoid the Marvel conversation gravity well.

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Burnie and Ashley discuss Evan Mulrooney, looking manly at a young age, going grey, life without a smartphone, internet kill switches, and looking ahead to new iPhones.

Burnie and Ashley discuss kids games with adult stuff, Grounded, Satisfactory, Mr Rogers, Frank Caprio, and MIT's failing AI report.

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Burnie and Ashley discuss the first day of school, health trends they would never do, summer school, corporal punishment, Starlink's new standy mode, good enough tech, Labubu bucks, and the intoxicating allure of investing in trends.

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Burnie and Ashley discuss the Academy Awards on YouTube, new LOTR, sports blackouts, George RR Martin, The Storm Sword Champions, James Bond, Russia's Number Two guy, and worst jobs in the world.

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Burnie and Ashley discuss being a mainstager, selfie sessions, shortcuts, letting machines do the work, blowing up, Terence Stamp, and Superman on home video.