The Termites are back for season 2, baby! Join them as they devour Elijah Wood's favorite monster and digest Count Chocula's living situation, human barns, tiny boats, the claim that yams are marshmallows, the "power farmer," how to casually use terms of endearment, and impaling.

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It's the season one finale! The Termites belt out Elijah Wood's favorite karaoke song and climb through wet hair, Chinese health practices, cockblocking, unexpected date scenarios, Sleep Number beds, and what constitutes a "discography."

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The Termites brave Elijah Wood's favorite fear and creep through adult tantrums, losing baby teeth, Toni Collette, door locks, midnight car appearances, quiet kids, cats that eat people, placenta omelettes, a one man space boy, and being grated to death.

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What is Elijah Wood's favorite cereal? The Termites splash around in a bowl of killer bodies, life in Santa Barbara, the truth behind Cap'n Crunch, eating like a cat, the study of clapping, and how to not be racist at breakfast.

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It's time for Elijah Wood's favorite PBS show! Krista, Karen, and special guest Elijah (omg!) - or is it (?), examine his public television loves along with Christian bands, dangerous hot dogs, gentle TV show hosts, entertainment about the elderly, The Simpsons, babysitting, and asexual magic.

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The Termites gnaw on Elijah Wood's favorite martial arts weapon and bust through therapy, living in a haunted house, parenting amid ignorance, belated class completion, thrift store T-shirts, self-defense protocol, meeting Power Rangers, and kiddie MMA.

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What is Elijah Wood's favorite candle scent? The Termites waft their way through umami, Play-Doh flavors, knat breeding, living room leisure, Bath & Body Works, sexual butter painting, allergies, Marmite, Los Angeles restaurants, and cheese rinds.

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The Termites munch on Elijah Wood's favorite reality dating show and chew through bad kissing, mumblecore, being pretentious in high school, gaining perspective on yourself, enjoying garbage movies, Fact Girl, sharing food, lesbian Cinderella, global seasons, and "This Old House: Bachelor Edition."

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Elijah's Termites take a bite out of his favorite amusement park ride and march their way through tattoos, lessons learned, La Croix, exclusive conventions, made-up memories, sled analogies, short lines, and emo music.

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What is Elijah Wood's favorite video game!? The Termites power-up to tunnel through drainage, extreme heat, wireless printing, furps, Celtic Woman, coffee enemas, screen light, shopping for makeup, and Pokémon names.

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