A listener suggested topic - what is Elijah Wood's favorite cocktail!? The Termites sip on 1800s fun, fireworks, autocorrected names, huffing cat pee, the history of the car, how to live life, and a fan-made Morning Wood drinking game (thank you!).

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The Termites join Elijah Wood's favorite cult and dive into bad medicine, a better version of Kyle XY, horseshoe theory, Mary-Kate and Ashley, a groomer named Drake, and disgusting apples.

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What is Elijah Wood's favorite holiday song? The Termites prance around devolved dogs, runt chunks, Chipotle metaphors, grocery store music, mom feet, '80s greasiness, and Wife Swap: Christmas Edition.

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The Termites inject themselves with Elijah Wood's favorite vaccine and immunize against baby talk, catfishing, correlation vs causation, pigeons, the etymology of chickenpox, sugar parents, and the Tour de France.

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What is Elijah Wood's favorite Thanksgiving side? The Termites wolf down complicated feelings about the holiday, being a woman with short hair, thoughts on raisins, football jerk-off sessions, surprise turkeys, and bean card games.

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It's the first listener suggested topic - who is Elijah Wood's favorite superhero!? The Termites chow down on siphonophores, the Donkey Kong family tree, dating history, school intercom personalities, Tom Holland, McDonald's characters, and deep-throating baby carrots.

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What is Elijah Wood's favorite music festival? The Termites jam out to bad doctor experiences, body-shaming, riot grrrl bands, semester at sea, boob sweat, having emotions, the Kardashians, and colonialism.

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It is Halloween! The Termites carve out Elijah's favorite Halloween candy and slice into body hair, lame comic book characters, trying a new look, deathbed feasts, trick-or-treating as an adult, banana facts, and costumed hookups.

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What is Elijah Wood's favorite high school TV drama (-lama-ding-dong)?! The Termites teethe on makeup, experiencing elements of TV shows in real life, spotting Ben and Fred Savage, incestuous dating within a friend group, Chad Michael Murray's eyes, and 7-Eleven as the ideal hangout spot.

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The Termites scuttle through Elijah's favorite traumatizing children's movie and tip-toe among constant crying, adult movie theaters, limited exposure to video games, boss babies, punk parents, strategic child borrowing, and passions for orca whales.

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