The Termites nibble on Elijah Wood's favorite free bread and make themselves at home in the old bay/bae, the rules of Red Lobster, carnivorous plants, condiment rivers, sex tips, giant lobsters, new variations of surf and turf, and water balloon roulette.

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What is Elijah Wood's favorite conspiracy theory? The Termites are on the case as they build a mound of cloning, kendama, age-gap crushes, live-streaming, thirst traps, auto-corrected texts, Tokyo Idols, and being a teenage boy.

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The Termites take it back with the question of Elijah Wood's favorite Friends character along with never-ending youtube videos, getting in touch with Gen Z, consequences for stealing pizza, Kevin James's struggles as a delivery man, and celebrity crushes of their teenage years.

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The Termites peruse Elijah's as well as their own anatomical affinities and explore shoddy apartment living, adorable temperature taking, electrical jolts, and new applications of hand to hand combat.

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What is Elijah Wood's favorite fictional bunny!? The Termites chomp into the world of make-believe hoppers and discuss space, murder preferences, soylent, dance movies, cannibalism, Sophie's Choice-esque savior scenarios, and animal reproduction.

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It’s the first episode!!! The Termites delve into Elijah Wood’s underwears, Tony Hawk video games, and the interchangeability of Wild Hogs and Old Dogs. Plus, strong emotional responses to Guy Fieri and determining what exactly is the definition of “rippage…”

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