Mornings with Morty

We're back and better than ever! Carl really comes out of his shell today as we do some couple's therapy and talk about Matt's dating life. We also founded asq.com and I'm so glad you all get to share that moment with us. There is a LOT of singing in this episode! Thanks for listening, we love our little bubelehs like Matt loves Hilary Duff. Follow us on IG @TheDailyMort, email us at [email protected], and be sure to share with a friend and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts! Don't forget--#StayThicc and CALL YOUR MOTHER!

WE'RE BACK! Hilary Duff is a MILF. Matt had a wild 4th of July, we love freedom. Carl still can't pronounce "milk" and Matt is a full-time bartender now. Carl has an assistant named Douglas, but also Carl is now named Carl Douglass and he's a direct descendant of Frederick Douglass. Stay thicc. Follow us on IG @TheDailyMort and send us those emails to [email protected]. And remember to tell a friend and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts. New logo coming soon. Zei gezunt!

*Due to technical difficulties, this episode is out two weeks after recording*

Today we're talking about Israel, ignorant antisemitic people, and the death penalty--because we wanted this to be an ESPECIALLY happy and wholesome episode for all our listeners. Follow us on IG @TheDailyMort, subscribe to the pod, email [email protected] and let us know which method you'd choose if you were sentenced to death! #StayThicc

Matt's cousin, Alaina Warren Zachary, joins us to talk about her experience as a Broadway actress. Carl tries, yet again, to diagnose Matt's personality disorder--it's an ongoing mystery. You can find Alaina at https://www.crankeyvillagetv.com/. Special shout out to our friend Hailey Susser and Quik Return (https://www.quikreturns.com/). As always, give us a follow @TheDailyMort, email us [email protected], and please share with a friend! Zei gezunt!

Mazel tov, Morty, it's episode 13! In Judaism, that officially makes this a real podcast!

Matt's grandma has started a new religion and you're all his disciples, congratulations. Levine's Kosher Lasers makes its return as we debate inhabiting the moon and Mars, we briefly discuss psychedelics, and end with a very wholesome conversation about leprosy and circumcision.

Please be a yente and tell all your friends about Mornings with Morty! Give us a follow on IG @TheDailyMort! And email [email protected]! L'chaim!

Comedian Kevin Dombrowski (host Just Joking, comedy album High on Molly, @KevinDombrowskiComedy on IG) joins us to talk about the Deshaun Watson massage scandal. Of course, the Passover Pocket P*ssy makes a return and now Kevin is convinced that it's a Jewish tradition to do unsavory things with gefilte fish. Check out Kevin, give him a listen and a follow, follow us @TheDailyMort or email us ([email protected]), and, as always, please share with a friend!

Today's episode is brought to you by Fleshlight. If you've had a few glasses of QAnon Wine Club's Kid-Saving Chianti and you're feeling lonely, Fleshlight is the perfect companion for you. It's also the perfect sponsor for an episode about Passover and our best pandemic purchases. As always, give us a follow on IG @TheDailyMort and send your emails to [email protected]. Chag Pesach sameach to all the Heebs.

Carl is too proud to call his local coffee shop's drink by its real name. Matt is scared of middle school girls. The most hypermasculine things are sometimes the gayest. Let's go for a schvitz and talk it out. Give us a follow on IG @TheDailyMort, email us [email protected], and please leave us a great review on Apple Podcasts!