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Title: Unbearable!
Author: Paul Jennings
Narrator: Stig Wemyss
Format: Unabridged
Length: 3 hrs and 8 mins
Language: English
Release date: 08-10-06
Publisher: Bolinda Publishing Pty Ltd
Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 3 votes
Genres: Kids, Ages 8-10
Publisher's Summary:
It's unbearable... The bird's perch is swinging to and fro and hitting me on the nose. I can see my eye in its little mirror. Unbearably weird... You have the foulest feet ever. There are flies for lunch. A goat swallows your opal. And you have lived before.
©1985 Lockley Lodge Pty Ltd; (P)2005 Bolinda Publishing Pty Ltd.
Editorial Reviews:
Another in the series for young audiences of Paul Jenningss "Un" books (Unreal, Unbelieveable,
Critic Reviews:
"A further collection of weird and wacky tales with surprise endings from Australia's best selling children's author. Packed with laughs, gasps and shocks, this will be a sure fire hit with readers aged from six to 60." (Magpies Magazine)
Members Reviews:
Grin and Bear
"Unbearable" is a collection of short stories by Paul Jennings first published in 1990s. They're stories for kids, but are fun for all ages, sometimes weird, a lot of fun and easy to read. I really like this one, and there are quite a few classic stories here, seven out of the eight stories here being adapted into episodes of the second series of Paul's TV show "Round the Twist".
"Licked" is all about a kid named Andrew and his dad. His Dad's a nice guy, but is bit strict about table manners. This one is short, and has a bit of a messy ending.
"Little Black Balls" is a tale of opals, men dressed in newspaper and goat manure. A bit messy too, this one.
"Only Gilt" isn't my favorite story of the bunch, but it's all right. A boy comes to school with his head in a birdcage, guilt ridden inside and out. A kind teacher listens to the boy's story of young love, injured birds, and wimpy dogs, trying to understand.
"Next Time Around" revolves around a boy who can hypnotize chickens. It's very weird, very clever, and very funny.
"Nails" is an atmospheric piece, set on a windswept island, where a boy discovers he has grown a second pair of fingernails. It's a bit sad in places too.
"Yuggles" is silly, and features some mysterious jiggling mushrooms, and a couple of gross outs on the way.
"Grandad's Gifts" is a bittersweet story about the ghost of a fox, and was adapted into an illustrated book of the same name. It's quite a good one.
"Smelly Feat" is lots of fun, and is more or less about the power of the smell of unwashed feet. It's a nice ending to a good collection of stories.
This, along with "Uncanny", "Unreal" and even "Unseen", would be a good introduction to Paul Jennings and contains some really fascinating stories. I liked them a fair bit when I was a kid.
Laugh out loud short stories
A couple of years ago, our librarian assistant introduced me to this book. I laughed outloud as I read story after story. They are a collection of highly unusual stories with quirky elements to them. When I shared them with that year's class they loved them and were somewhat surprised a teacher would read stories like that. I don't want to give anything away but I guarantee you will enjoy this book! After checking out some of the author's other books at the local library, this remains my favorite hands down.
nail biting,eyeball bulging , egdge of your seat book!
All the stories in this book were either scary, exciting ,reliving, FUNNY.