T'IS THE SEASON FOR A SEASON 3 TEASER by Mostly Fabulous Podcast

After forgetting that they had a podcast last week, Schmidt and Brown are back with a brand new rack - in the Medieval torture sense of course. Expect some seriously gruesome gossip dark ages style, even more sexy ageing car mechanics and songs of praise. #sorrynotsorry Jesus.

This week Schmidt and Brown talk more shit after a scatty start. It’s scary ass Bees, surprise health visitors, doorbells galore - it's a blaady nightmare but worth it to deliver some insightful updates re the pronunciation of the word almond.

This week's episode of Mostly fabulous is all about celebrating: celebrating chicken kievs, shaving your noonie, being a Witch, being a Jew, standing up for yourself in front of loser men, not shitting yourself in front of families in the park and of course, the ever hilarious prank call. Join Schmidt and Brown as they say a very sad goodbye and RIP to the Peugeot 206 who's finally conked the fuck out, as well as Schmidt's first magic mushroom micro-dosing experience. Do you split the bill? Do you shave your balls? Wanna sponsor us? It's Episode 5.

This week Schmidt and Brown fill your ears with fluffy cauliflowers and stories of shitting yourself in a wig. Don’t forget where you parked your car or to trim your balls on the regular. Life is more than just a rollercoaster, it’s a series of eating yogurt based snacks and waiting to die in a stupid ass way.

Ep 3, do a big wee! This week, Schmidt and Brown break and reach the fuck out with some intense yoghurt, roller coaster and belly button chat. Wanna share your all time fav roller coaster with us? Perhaps you've had your own dating dilemma whilst eating a muller fruit corner on Oblivion at Alton Towers? Slide into the DMs and talk to us!

Schmidt and Brown are back with a brand new format....kinda!

This week, Em & Em wander into more weird and wonderful territory exploring the secret dangers of confectionary, dating profiles from hell and fattoush on the bloody loose hunz! But it's not all doom and gloom as this week's ep features Schmidt and Brown harking back to a simpler time with some old primary school assembly favourites. Expect hymns, hilarity and a hot car mechanic!

Guess who's back in your ears, arseholes and bellybuttons darliiinnnngssss!

Schmidt and Brown kick off Season Deux with a rambly-bum, expose chat where they accidentally get into some heavy shit.

Trigger warning: this ep features real talk of the ghosts of abusive boyfriends passed and more threats of violence from Brown

After forgetting to announce the end of series one, Schmidt and Brown get uncomfortably cosy to break up the hiatus hernia. As the Great Ronan Keating says, 'life is a roller coaster, just gotta ride it - all night long' and this ep is no exception with prank calls, hidden cat claws and some deep, wriggly honesty eels bursting from brains into conversation.

This week, Schmidt and Brown shoot the shit to a hella' lot a scatological talk. It's a fun fact, action packed, tangent stacked ep boys and girls. Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe or we'll feed ya to the fishes.