Schmidt & Brown talk Bruno Mars, magic, folklore, trauma induced cheese rudeness, being in serious 'likedom' and loadza' other bullshit. Don't forget to send us hate mail.

Schmidt & Brown get all thinky-like and do a bit of a serious one this week Hush-Puppies. Trigger warning for your ear holes - there's some talk 'bout eating disorders and sheeeeet

Schmidt & Brown get all thinky-like and do a bit of a serious one this week Hush-Puppies. Trigger warning for your ear holes - there's some talk 'bout eating disorders and sheeeeet

Due to COVID-19, Schmidt & Brown have little to report in the sexy realm so have unearthed some disturbing tales from the virgin chronicles. Expect Rave Rice-Cake Reviews, house-party crashings from a noughties pop star and stiff, salty meat chat.

Due to COVID-19, Schmidt & Brown have little to report in the sexy realm so have unearthed some disturbing tales from the virgin chronicles. Expect Rave Rice-Cake Reviews, house-party crashings from a noughties pop star and stiff, salty meat chat.

It's week 3 of self isolation for Schmidt & Brown and in this tiny baby of a micropenisode, they introduce their new boyfriends, creative pursuits and raise a glass to the dead crab homies.

It's week 3 of self isolation for Schmidt & Brown and in this tiny baby of a micropenisode, they introduce their new boyfriends, creative pursuits and raise a glass to the dead crab homies.

This week, Schmidt & Brown continue their corona quarantine. Expect rice-cake reviews, phone sex scandals and brain fleas - the devil's in the detail.

This week, Schmidt & Brown continue their corona quarantine. Expect rice-cake reviews, phone sex scandals and brain fleas - the devil's in the detail.

Schimdt & Brown chatting dogshit in an Itty-Bitty-Micro-Ep. Expect self-isolation madness, deliveroo earnestness and excessive harmonies.