Schimdt & Brown chatting dogshit in an Itty-Bitty-Micro-Ep. Expect self-isolation madness, deliveroo earnestness and excessive harmonies.

Schmidt and Brown kick off their self-isolation with some corona, but mainly boner-based banter. Expect mooing, jingles and 12 prong cum shots.

Schmidt and Brown kick off their self-isolation with some corona, but mainly boner-based banter. Expect mooing, jingles and 12 prong cum shots.

This week, Schmidt and Brown get to grips with Corona, gin, maths, children, self-love-tummy-rubs and more. Trigger warning: this episode contains death threats.

This week, Schmidt and Brown get to grips with Corona, gin, maths, children, self-love-tummy-rubs and more. Trigger warning: this episode contains death threats.

This week, Schmidt and Brown delve into the 'Pissed Antics' back catalogue over two rather delicious bottles of vino.

This week, Schmidt and Brown delve into the 'Pissed Antics' back catalogue over two rather delicious bottles of vino.

This week, Schmidt and Brown discuss their Parisian holiday highlights. Expect berets, baguettes, butt plugs and tongue battles.

This week, Schmidt and Brown discuss their Parisian holiday highlights. Expect berets, baguettes, butt plugs and tongue battles.

Your two fave fuck-up’s, Schmidt & Brown, chart their journey into the big 3-0’s on a weekly podcast. We’re Mostly Fabulous (sometimes dog shit)