In a bold move designed to further prove the Party of Science's Firm Grip on Reality, leading left-wing thinkers have come up with a clever suggestion to strike back at Ron DeSantis and the State of Florida. Their cunning but eminently practical plan? MOVE DISNEY WORLD. To PUERTO RICO. Some things are too tragic to make up.

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