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DE ELFEN HOUTEN LEVEN! God creates elves, Nazis destroy God, Nazis create elves. Kirstin is just your average teenage thirty-something but her lineage harbors a dark secret. It is said that on Christmas Eve, the master race will be brought forth by the consummation of a genetically-engineered Elf and a perfectly inbred human host—that is, unless ex-detective Dan Haggerty has anything to say about it! Grab a carton of Marlboro's, sketch some Art Deco boobs, and steal your dadpa's grimoire because we are about conjure up some Elves.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/moviedumpster)

Merry Christmas? Trashing Through the Snow returns with a joyless, depressing alternate timeline where the holidays are filled with blue collar suffering and sad, sunken-eyed adults. Join us as we follow little Jessica Riggs, who attempts to nurse an injured reindeer back to health because she’s convinced it’s one of Santa’s eight loyal reindeer. Is the reindeer really magical? Does this movie ever convey the spirit of Christmas? Do reindeer really sound like a screaming, pitch-shifted Sam Worthington? Will Charnetski the Brown ever leave Granny Van Daam’s sex dungeon? Feed a reindeer five pounds of Christmas cookies, write an incriminating letter to Santa, and pray to God your orchard turns around, because we’re about to fall headfirst out of a tree onto Prancer!

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Logo Artwork by Davey “The Scaredy Cat” De Forne.

Merry Christmas? Trashing Through the Snow returns with a joyless, depressing alternate timeline where the holidays are filled with blue collar suffering and sad, sunken-eyed adults. Join us as we follow little Jessica Riggs, who attempts to nurse an injured reindeer back to health because she’s convinced it’s one of Santa’s eight loyal reindeer. Is the reindeer really magical? Does this movie ever convey the spirit of Christmas? Do reindeer really sound like a screaming, pitch-shifted Sam Worthington? Will Charnetsky the Brown ever leave Granny Van Daam’s sex dungeon? Feed a reindeer five pounds of Christmas cookies, write an incriminating letter to Santa, and pray to God your orchard turns around, because we're about to fall headfirst out of a tree onto Prancer!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/moviedumpster)

Happy Thanksgiving! Join us as we dig through a little Thanksgarbage and find ourselves something that’s definitely not cranberry sauce! When young Terry’s mommy issues turn fatal one night at the drive-in, he ends up framing his twin brother Todd for murder. After spending a decade in an asylum, Todd escapes to head home on Thanksgiving. With the news of his brother’s escape, and his mother’s brand new engagement, Terry’s dormant rage is revived. Throw some pumpkin pie against the wall, spark up that j-bird, and grab your machete because we are about to slice into some Blood Rage.

Theme by Protector 101. Listen at Bandcamp.

Logo Artwork by David De Forne.

Happy Thanksgiving! Join us as we dig through a little Thanksgarbage and find ourselves something that’s definitely not cranberry sauce! When young Terry's mommy issues turn fatal one night at the drive-in, he ends up framing his twin brother Todd for murder. After spending a decade in an asylum, Todd escapes to head home on Thanksgiving. With the news of his brother's escape, and his mother's brand new engagement, Terry's dormant rage is revived. Throw some pumpkin pie against the wall, spark up that j-bird, and grab your machete because we are about to slice into some Blood Rage.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/moviedumpster)

Welcome to the future Sarah Connor tried warning us about and we aren’t talking about T3. In the bleak, post Judgment Day world, an adult John Connor is a Resistance fighter in the war against the Machines. Elsewhere, condemned stranger Marcus Wright awakens inside a Skynet facility with no memory of how he got there and seemingly no knowledge of the global destruction carried out by Skynet. Will their paths converge? Will Arnold Schwarzenegger make a forced cameo? Is Christian Bale the savior of not only humanity, but of the MDU?! Can Sam Worthington believably scream on camera? All these questions might be answered in our very special Terminator episode of Movie Dumpster. Forget your clothes, your boots and your motorcycles, because we're about to nakedly time travel into the inevitable future of Terminator: Salvation!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/moviedumpster)

Things couldn’t be worse for Eddie “Ragman” Weinbauer. When his hero Sammi Curr dies in a ritualistic hotel fire, things really get low. That is until Gene Simmons gives him the only copy of Sammi’s final album post mortem! Soon Eddie realizes he can communicate with his dead idol through the record, and gets revenge on the bullies at school, but Sammi has more sinister plans. Grab a twinkie, your jean jacket & studs, and play your metal album backwards because we are knockin’ for a sweet surprise with Trick or Treat! What are you afraid of? It’s only rock n’ roll.

Theme by Protector 101. Listen at Bandcamp.

Logo Artwork by David De Forne.

Things couldn't be worse for Eddie "Ragman" Weinbauer. When his hero Sammi Curr dies in a ritualistic hotel fire, things really get low. That is until Gene Simmons gives him the only copy of Sammi's final album post mortem! Soon Eddie realizes he can communicate with his dead idol through the record, and gets revenge on the bullies at school, but Sammi has more sinister plans. Grab a twinkie, your jean jacket & studs, and play your metal album backwards because we are knockin' for a sweet surprise with Trick or Treat! What are you afraid of? It's only rock n' roll.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/moviedumpster)

Ken Foree takes the entire Rockmore clan on a road trip across America, only to find his hated enemy and Kenan’s best friend, Kel, has stowed away in the trunk. Their travels take them on a wild ride through Captain Spaulding’s Museum of Monsters and Madmen, a chance encounter with a piano playing Cybo-Man, ketchup obsessed white people, Michael Berryman, and an incompetent headless knight. We’re counting 1 million bottles of orange soda on the wall, as we question WHYYYYY the final episode of the Nickelodeon classic Kenan and Kel thought Two Heads Were Better Than None.

Theme by Protector 101. Listen at Bandcamp.

Logo Artwork by David De Forne.

Ken Foree takes the entire Rockmore clan on a road trip across America, only to find his hated enemy and Kenan's best friend, Kel, has stowed away in the trunk. Their travels take them on a wild ride through Captain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Madmen, a chance encounter with a piano playing Cybo-Man, ketchup obsessed white people, Michael Berryman, and an incompetent headless knight. We're counting 1 million bottles of orange soda on the wall, as we question WHYYYYY the final episode of the Nickelodeon classic Kenan and Kel thought Two Heads Were Better Than None.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/moviedumpster)