Movie Rewrite

We start off your movie 4 set with a common theme. This set deals with the Devil. Somehow we managed to talk longer than this movie's run time. We try our hardest to understand this movie. It has so many ideas that lead to nowhere. While it has some good ideas not one of them is fully explored, shame. Maybe Devour is more conceptual than we gave it credit for. We are really not sure what to make of it. Is the Devil a character? Who was really at the end of the movie? Can these questions be answered? Doubt it. Long live Dean Winchester. Don't Get Mad. Get Evil.

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Don't worry Daddy Diesel is here for you. Vin Diesel is the Pacifier. But is he really? I kind of think the main idea of this movie is what it means to be masculine, but also not really. This type of movie is nothing new and they do not reinvent the wheel. We are not sure why someone like Vin would do a movie like this. Got to get those Disney dollars.

Correction, The Secret Agent Club movie has a run time of 1hr 30 min, not over 2 hours. For some reason, Google has it over 2 hours but IMBD has it at 1hr 30. 

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Crap bullet time, junk story, and demons. This is Max Payne. If there was ever a movie based on a video game that could have been good, Max Payne was it. The video game offered some great story and gameplay. The movie on the other hand is a slog. We are not sure the cast is good but we are for sure not fans of the plot. This movie has a hard time figuring out what it wants to be. Is it a crime movie? A supernatural thriller? What is this? I can say that it is barely a noir film.  

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Put your tray in the upright and locked position. Buckle your seat belts. Pop in those earbuds and ignore the fact that you are about fly over the ocean. The in-flight entertainment is survival. Can you survive a plane full of snakes? Would snake jazz calm them down? Is this movie smart? How did they get Sam L. Jackson? 

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Sorry about the quality, the start is a little rough, problems in the booth. Here we are talking about a movie that appears to suffer from not knowing what it wants to do or be. We got lost in this plot and tried to work our way through it. Mildly surprised this did not get a sequel or a trilogy. This is a weird ride of a movie. Some fun facts:

• The Eiffel Tower was supposed to be a temporary installation, intended to stand for 20 years after being built for the 1889 World Fair.

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If you Take A Look Around at Mission 2000 you will see that They Came In hot for this one. Ethan is on the hunt for the Scum of The Earth as he is Going Down to Australia to stop a virus. He will not be doing it Alone, he tries to recruit a super thief named Nyah, but she says "Not My Thing, I Disappear." Ethan refuses to work Backwards because he is not Immune to the virus, he must use his wit and Rocket Science to stop the virus. Sit back Have a Cigar, ask you buddy "What U Looking At?" as this movie lets Karma to its thing. Too bad, it did not end at a Carnival. 

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The answer to the space issue, Oblivion. 

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We talk about a movie that we enjoy. Not much complaining or rewriting, just having fun. Can the Turtles defeat Batman? Can Batmen Defeat Shredder? Can this movie get any more radical? 

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Transform and roll out... to 5 movies. I mean 5 Transformer movies. We never thought we would see the day. Now we regret it. This is what happens when some people (Bay) are not fans or really care about a beloved cartoon/toy/comic. We only talk about the first one, who has time to see all of these? 

Can Marvel have them back? Please.

What happens when two great R rated alien franchises come together? I don't know, you tell me, I am still waiting. We put on our laser sights and discuss the alien vs predator movies. How did these get so messed up? I mean really, you have Alien and you have Predator. Seems kind of simple but, then again, we are just simple creatures. 

When there's something strange in the neighborhood, who ya going call? Ghostbusters! And these ladies had better answer the call, cause we have a ghost problem. Our complaints about this movie have little to do with the fact that it is an all-female cast, well one of us as a problem with one cast member. Why on Slimers greenback is this movie not a sequel or even acknowledge the other movies? This was a huge misstep for this franchise.