The Swiss invented it. Mice swear by it. People are forced to smile at it's mere mention.

Here's to CHEESE: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

RICHARD "QUESO FUNDITO" MANFREDI and MICHAEL "MOZZARELLA FOR BLOOD" WINFIELD go head to head as they battle over the Mt. Rushmore of Cheese.

JEFFREY "THE FONDUDE" HOPKINS is our judge and makes up our formage-a-tois.