If there is one thing that cool-guy hipster doofuses like us know: it's that holiday music doesn't have to be so dull and boring. This week we skim through our record collections to handpick the most essential holiday music for your bougie party on the Mt. Rushmore of Hipster Holiday Songs.

SHOW NOTES

• "Jesus Christ" by Big Star (Richard's Choice)
• "The 12 Days of Christmas" by John Denver and the Muppets (Michael's Choice)
• "Wonderful Christmastime" by the Shins (Richard's Choice)
• "Santa Claud Go Straight to the Ghetto" by Belle and Sebastian (Michael's Choice)
• "Father Christmas" by the Kinks (Richard's Choice)
• "Christmas Wrapping" by Save Ferris (Michael's Choice)
• "Your Christmas Whiskey" by the Minus 5 (Richard's Choice)
• "Come On! Let's Boogie to the Elf Dance!" by Sufjan Smith (Michael's Choice)
• "The Man in the Santa Suit" by Fountains of Wayne (Jeff's Choice)