Do we have to spell out what this week's episode is about? Well, we probably should. It's all about S to the Izzo, P to the Pizzo, E to the...uh, E-izzo...look, this is getting complicated. Just...we're talking about songs featuring spelling, OK?

And no, we don't mean Tori Spelling. We mean words being spelled out during the course of the song. So get out of here, "Alphabet Song" - you're not spelling anything out. Here's a hint for one of this week's choices: if you don't R-E-S-P-E-C-T our choices, you can P-O-U-N-D S-A-L-T.

SHOW NOTES

"Respect" by Aretha Franklin (Joint Choice)

"Ouija Board, Ouija Board" by Morrissey (Michael's Choice)

"Saturday Night" by the Bay City Rollers (Richard's Choice)

"Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats (Michael's Choice)

"Gloria" by Them (Richard's Choice)

"F.E.E.L.I.N.G.C.A.L.L.E.D.L.O.V.E." by Pulp (Michael's Choice)

"D-I-V-O-R-C-E" by Tammy Wynette (Richard's Choice)