SPOILER ALERT! No, that's actually what we're talking about in this episode. As social media becomes more ubiquitous - Facebook and Twitter feeds will be implanted straight into our eyes by 2025 - it's harder to keep "shocking" twists shocking. You practically have to live like a hermit and NOT LOOK AT YOUR PHONE FOR HOURS if you don't want those jerks on the East Coast to ruin all the fun of the "Riverdale" season finale.

So while we're talking about Spoiler Alerts this week, we won't spoil our choices (except for after the jump). Trust us: We wouldn't dare ruin the surprise that Michael chose all spoilers from Korean soap opera as his picks. And definitely not the fact that Jeff is actually Richard's father. That would just be awful.

SHOW NOTES

2:30 - Olympics Results (Joint Choice)

16:22 - The Death of Spock from "Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan (Michael's Choice)

19:55 - Verbal Kint is Keyser Soze from "The Usual Suspects" (Richard's Choice)

31:06 - Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's Father from "The Empire Strikes Back" (Michael's Choice)

37:47 - The Red Wedding from "Game of Thrones" (Joint Choice)

45:35 - Dil Is a Male from "The Crying Game" (Richard's Choice)